: friends.
oikawa created a chat.
oikawa named it 'nope squad'.
oikawa added tsukishima, kunimi and kenma to 'nope squad'.
oikawa: have fun! and no, you can't leave!
oikawa left the chat.
tsukishima: so i go onto my phone and find this-
kunimi: are you karasuno's tall middle blocker?
tsukishima: yeah. are you seijoh's tired-looking number 13?
kunimi: yep.
kenma: yo.
tsukishima: how does oikawa-san even have your number?
kenma: must be the power of kuroo's social media.
tsukishima: makes sense.
kunimi: i've tried leaving but it won't work, so i think we're stuck here for the rest of our lives.
tsukishima: well now what?
kunimi: you guys seem chill. wanna be friends?
kenma: sure i guess.
tsukishima: you don't seem like an over-obnoxious ball of energy, so sure.
kunimi: nice. now let's add other people who can relate to us.
kenma: kk.
kenma added akaashi.
akaashi: ?
kenma: scroll up.
akaashi: ah right. can i add people?
tsukishima: sure.
akaashi added ojiro and shirabu.
akaashi: i know these two from interhigh, btw.
ojiro: 'nope squad'? I see i've found my tribe.
shirabu: can everyone introduce themselves? i'm shirabu kenjiro, second year, shiratorizawa's setter.
tsukishima: tsukishima kei, first year, karasuno middle blocker.
akaashi: akaashi keiji, second year, fukurodani's setter.
kunimi: kunimi akira, first year, aoba johsai wing spiker.
kenma: kenma kozume, second year, nekoma's setter.
ojiro: ojiro aran, third year, inarizaki's ace and wingspiker.
tsukishima: aren't you a top 5 ace?
ojiro: yup.
ojiro: kk imma add someone cause she'll bring some hype up here.
kenma: go ahead.
ojiro added l/n.
l/n: yo.
ojiro: hi l/n, we need hype because this is the chat where once you enter, you may never leave.
akaashi: wait, I can't leave??
l/n: lmao apparently not. and hi, i'm l/n y/n, second year, and inarizaki's manager.
kunimi: yo, but I feel no hype.
ojiro: first appearances deceive. I learnt that the hard way.
l/n: ain't that the truth. my past view on suna, and my present view on suna are so different, they may as well be different people.
shirabu: suna's that bendy blocker, right?
tsukishima: lmao 'bendy blocker'
l/n: lol, and yeah.
akaashi: so basically, if we add someone, they won't be able to leave again?
kenma: correct.
akaashi: well wow.
tsukishima: the question is 'since when was oikawa smart enough to program a group chat to do that?'
kunimi: i guess we'll never know.
