The Diary Of A French Paul

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Bonjour,

So my name is Anastasia Pamela Louise Canet I know very long but my father picked it out. So your probably wondering how I got here- in Ohio, writing in a journal I just bought, talking to the Why don't we boys and just days away from meeting my brothers in real life. Well it all started on the 11th of February 2002~~



~~~~February 11th 2002~~~~

Brittany, France


Guillaume: ZHAT ON ZEARTH DOH YOH MEAN ZOH ZIN LABORH

he says screaming down the phone unsure of what he should do


Pam: I MEAN THAT YOUR DEMON CHILD IS MAKING HER WAY OUT OF ME GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW


Guillaume: PAM ZI CAN'T ZIM ZIN BRITTANY BUT ZILL GET ON A PLANE NOW but ZI may not get there before you give birth, but ZI'll try

he says trying to reason with her


Pam: I DON'T CARE HOW FAST YOU GET HERE JUST GET HERE


Guillaume: ZI'm getting onto ze plane now

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Yeah, you read that correctly, I was making my way out and the man who raised me was in a different country-ironic how he's in a different country again heh, okay we're getting side-tracked back to the story- well your probably wondering why I live with my dad and not with my mom well my dad got famous and my mom politely asked him to leave and he could take me with him and well he did~~



~~~~ 8 months later ~~~~

Brittany, France


Guillaume: bienvenue à votre nouveau bébé à la maison
(welcome to your new home baby)

He says softly and the tiny human in his arms



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I know I know so cute, but I'm going to be honest it never stayed that way- like EVER. Well you know all about how I ended up here except for one very important detail- ummm how I actually got here~~


~~~~15 years later~~~~


Father: ANNIE VIENT ICI UNE MINUTE
(annie, come here a minute)


Anastasia: oui papa je serai en bas dans une minute
(Yes father I'll be down in a minute)


- 5 minutes later -


Father: ANASTASIA O ÊTES-VOUS?!
( Anastasia where are you?!)


Anastasia: IM À VENIR IM VENIR IL N'Y A PAS BESOIN DE CRIER
(im coming im coming, theres no need to shout)


Father: Et bien si tu étais descendu en premier lieu, je n'aurais pas à crier
( well if you would've came down in the first place I wouldn't have to shout)
he explained now coming face to face with the brat he called his daughter


Anastasia: mes sincères excuses papa
(My sincere apologies father)
she spat


Father: arrête ça avec le sarcasme
(Stop it with the sarcasm)
he replied back



Anastasia: oh my god MAMAN!
She cried now noticing the woman stood before her



Mother: my dear goodness Annie your so big now
She cried looking at the girl with tears threatening to spill


Anastasia: oh come on maman I'm not that big and anyways I'll always be your little girl.


Mother: oh I know I know but I seems just yesterday I brought you home from the hospital and now look at you ; 15 years old.


Anastasia: I don't mean to be rude or anything, but why are you here I thought you hated travelling.
She finally asked feeling confused



Father: eh bien Annie-

He paused

j'ai décidé que tu devrais passer quelques mois avec ta mère. Je veux dire que vous avez deux grands frères que vous n'avez pas revus depuis que vous aviez 6 ans et vous n'avez pas passé plus d'une semaine avec votre mère - she misses you.

( well Annie- I decided you should go spend a couple months with your mom. I mean you have two older brothers you've never met and haven't spent more than a week with your mom)
He said unable to form most of the words in English.


Mother: I really do, but it's entirely your decision so please take as long as you need I'm actually sta-


Anastasia: YES, YES, YES OF COURSE I'LL STAY WITH YOU
she screamed causing her mother to stop dead in her tracks.


Father: well that was easier than I thought
He joked, his accent really showing where he's from



Anastasia: when does our flight leave?
She questioned thinking it's all a dream



Mother: two days
She answered laughing at her enthusiasm.



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Which brings us to here- September 1st, when many people in the world would be starting school again; I was headed to Ohio with my mother to begin online school again. Yes I know, I know, it's strange how Pam's daughter would be doing online school, however I'm also Guillaume Canet's daughter, you know the famous French actor, I'm sorry what? You don't watch French telly? And you don't know any French?! Then what in the name of the good lord voldy why are you reading a FRENCH story? Anyways....... enough about you~~



September 1st 2017





@A.CANET

Ohio here I come 😘
@pam_stepnick

270k❤️

195k💬

@Cassie.B- Awk baby your leaving me

- I'll be back before you know it

@BennieB- hurry back bb😿

- I will, I can't leave you two alone for too long now can I?

- @bennieb- rude😾

@random22- looking good 😌

@pam_stepnick- can't wait to have you here 😀

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Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah posting on Twitter, how more basic could I get. Anyways, remember when I mentioned the why don't we boys well you're probably thinking- Anastasia, how on earth do you know the why don't we boys? Well here's how~~





- later that same day –



(760) 756-7568 added you to the chat


(760) 856-8185- No jack that's not his number


(760) 756-7568- then tf is it


(760) 756-7569- I'll add him then


(760) 856-8185- thanks Jonah


(760) 756-7569 added (760) 648-0202 to the chat


(760) 756-7568- who did I add anyways


Me


(760) 756-7568- but who are you


(760) 648-0202- haha I like them already


(760) 856-8185- Zach they got you there


But wait, pause a minute what are your names??


(760) 653-5301- tell us your name first


Call me T

Now the names


(760) 756-7568- I'm jack


(760) 816-8185- Daniel


(760) 756-7569- Jonah


(760) 653-5301- Corbyn with a y


(760) 648-0202- the names Herron, Zach Herron


Okays well I gtg I'm boarding


Hownah😼- cool, where you going?


Danniboi😎- jo they're boarding leave them be


It's fine my flight just got delayed anyways


Corbs🌽- well, welcome back T


Glad to be back C


Jacky🌝- where ya going anyways


Ohio, I'm staying with my mother for a while there.


Dumbass🥵- cool, what's your Instagram


@a.Canet


Dumbass🥵- added


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Yeah, I know, a random number adds you and you should probably just block them, but I am not that smart. But that should do it for now im sure your all caught up on the important bits for now so ill see you later.



Au Revoir xx
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