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Smashing Through A Monday!

By Falco276

Humor / Drama

Blurb

"WEAOWEAOWEAOWEAOWEAO..." It had been going on for hours. Robin had had enough. He stormed into the living room and threw his library book on the floor. "WILL YOU BE QUIET!?" Everyone in the living room froze. What's wrong with getting grounded? Join Shulk and his friends as they hangout with Mallory "MJ" Hopeman and her cousins of meddling horror. Humor weaves through their fun daily lives as the gang have fun just by Smashing through a Monday. P.S. Please do not chase Robin. We are not responsible for any resulting casualties.

Geek is taken to a whole new level

Far away, in some strange land, wherever Pittoo went during the time he was traveling, we notice a slight disturbance in the random wildlife.

“I AM YOUR FATHER!”

Ness peered around the tree, wondering who could be scaring the birds down from the trees. Most of them were dead.

“LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!”

Pittoo, wielding a cobalt-colored lightsaber, stabbed at unseen opponents, his jet black wings billowing in the wind.

“I SAID I AMMMM YOUR FATHER! NOW FIGHT ME!”

He struck a tree with heartfelt vengeance.

“I AMMM YOUR-ah, forget it.” The lightsaber disappeared and Ness decided to label it in his mind as “Regular Life.”


Over in Dungeon Gym, somewhere in Altea, AJRA, we wonder what could be making all that racket.

“Mfgmshabdo, Solo!” Roy practices his Greedo impression in private. But not completely alone.

Pit and Marth are laughing in the basement, watching the secret video screens, as the AweSomE cast leader creeps up behind Roy and grabs him by the shoulders.

Roy screams, and yells to high sky. His scream breaks the mirror in front of him.

“YOU’RE DEAD!” Hopefully that gym leader will save his own skin somehow.


Up on top of some peaceful mountain, supposedly alone in a rotting temple, the lovely atmosphere is interrupted by some inferior sci-fi nerd.

“IT IS YOUR FATE. JOIN ME LUKE, AND WE SHALL RULE TOGETHER.”

“FATHER! NOOOOOO!”

He turned with a gasp, quickly followed by an urge to wring Shulk’s neck as they raced down the mountainside.


Over in AJRA, we observe a regular lunchtime with the eccentric exalt of Ylisse, in an attempt to lighten the day; but his geekhood is evidently lost on Lucina.

Lucina paused in front of Chrom’s desk. She knew he was busy; she should probably bring him lunch from the cafeteria downstairs.

“What do you want for lunch, sir?”

He paused for a moment to think; and then, “BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“Uh, it was a quote.”

“From...what?”

“Star wars.”

“Oh. So what do you want?”

“BRING ME FISHSTICK AND A COOKIE.”

“Okay. That’s better.”

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