The Shark and The Weasel

Music starts aka enter the trio

Chapter VIII: Music Starts!

"No one who dares taint my church, no one who dares steal my Sasuke-kun's first kiss and no one who claims that Itachi's his/hers will survive! SAY YOUR PRAYER TRAITORS! INFIDELS! FOR HOLY'S SAKE!" Orochimaru declared in a booming voice, leaping to stand on the ceremony table as if to make sure the world know he was the lord of the gay king despite those eye shadows that made him look more like a gay queen.


The second Choco Ball was fired mercilessly at the Turtle Ninja Alliance's enemies but it just flew across the transparent bodies of the fangirls since they were already dead while Orochimaru just evaded it easily. Kisame's gill fluttered in anger. The eerie green light in his eyes blazed as Kisame's eyes, looking through the transparent girls' bodies, met Orochimaru's in fierce staring battle. "Do you know who I am, tootsie?" He grunted.

"T-t-t-tootsie!?" Oh no...Orochimaru sounded awfully like Hyuuga Hinata too!

"Yes. You're just a tootsie. I, here am the man above all men." The shark-like man then turned to blow a quick kiss--the technique he had learnt from Lee a little while ago to his beloved Itachi. In the background, we could see that Lee was dancing and shouting: "GO! CAPTAIN KISAME! GO! GO!" Yet the Uchiha prodigy didn't pay it any attention since he was busy licking the chocolate sauce off of Sasuke's fingers. The ignored heart Kisame blew missed it target and hit the heartless wall, sticking there like a constant tattoo.

"Your dead threat was nothing for me. Because..." Kisame paused to flash a sparkling grin before continuing, ignoring the 'eww!'s coming from the fangirls. "I. Will. Surive."

Suddenly the dark room was lit up with multi-color spotlights! There was smoke clouding all over and when it was cleared, we could see three shadow figures stand before the doorway. "Music starts!" A female voice shout.

As the music boomed from nowhere, the bright spotlight illuminated the shadow figures there, revealing the owner of the earlier female voice to be...Temari, wearing a sexy red mini-skirt and black tanktop, which had the word 'hot chick' on and a pair of knee-high black leather boots. Raising the microphone that came out of nowhere to her reddened lips she sang in her rich voice:

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong

And I grew strong and I learned how to get along"

Everyone in the room stared at her in utter shock as she continued to sing:

"And so you're back from outer space

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key

If I'd have known for just one second you'd back to bother me"

The spotlights now went over to the other two figures beside Temari. GASP! Everyone gasped in unison at what they had witnessed. There, dancing expertly like professional dancers were Gaara of the desert and his brother, Kankuro. Both wore the same outfits; tight black leather pants and loose white silk shirt with two top buttons unbuttoned, showing a delicious sight of their bare chest. (Hey, you're drooling!)

Somehow Orochimaru managed to snap out of his trance. Maybe...just maybe it was the true power of the lord of the gay king as he claimed himself to be. Well, that was the case that Kisame was wrong, so I won't go into deep detail about it, okay? He then bit his thumb, making it bleed and smeared the blood across his love-love snake tattoo. "I choose you, Manda! Show'em your power!" He laughed insanely while Temari continued to sing:

"Go on now, go walk out the door

Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die"


The smoke clear and emerged from there was a gigantic snake. The fangirls, unable to bear the knowledge that Temari looked so damn sexy singing, decided to turn away and to their horror, they met the summoned snake's big yellow eyes.


All the phantom fangirls were frozen as if they were turned into stone. Orochimaru blinked. "Eh? You aren't Manda." The snake hissed in confusion. After a minute of thinking, it finally realized it came to the wrong fandom. Nodding to itself, the Basilisk crawled away, back to the Harry Potter fandom, where it came from.

"Oh, no, not I-I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give

And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey"

As Temari finished her song, she found Aburame Shino standing before her. Despite his dark sunglasses, she knew he was glaring menacingly at her.

"Do you notice that Gloria Gaynor and I have the same hairstyle?" growled Shino.


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