I am a boy. A BOY! Don't translate Blaise with fricking Bella…!
Sincerely, really annoyed Blaise Zabini.
Wanted to make a mean Twilight related joke, I love them a lot (but I love Twilight too, I'm just a sucker for the Harry Potter-Twilight Jokes) but I didn't do it this time. Isn't that great? Took me a lot of will power though. I'll post Twilight related jokes later on.