Dear, Sincerely,

Sincerely, Blaise

Dear Translators,

I am a boy. A BOY! Don't translate Blaise with fricking Bella…!

Sincerely, really annoyed Blaise Zabini.

Wanted to make a mean Twilight related joke, I love them a lot (but I love Twilight too, I'm just a sucker for the Harry Potter-Twilight Jokes) but I didn't do it this time. Isn't that great? Took me a lot of will power though. I'll post Twilight related jokes later on.

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