My Sadistic Bastard
"We better head back inside," Temari suggested as she started to buckle up her heels reluctantly, "we have to save Tenten and Hinata."
"I guess...how troublesome," Shikamaru gave a word of complaint.
With shoes all buckled, Temari stood up and walked over to the door with Shikamaru following close behind her.
She pushed the door open to see a much different sight then what it was before she had left.
The music was too loud to hear anything, but people were no longer dancing and instead clearing way for a very angry Kiba and a disgusted looking Neji.
The two guys that were flirting around with Hinata and Tenten were standing between them and Neji and Kiba.
"Ey man...find your own girls, we've got them covered." One of the scummy guys said to Neji.
"You find your own girls, they're already ours you bastard!" Kiba snarled.
"Well it's not like they're complaining about our company...isn't that right babe?" then the guy went in for a kiss on Hinata.
Kiba and Neji were about to run in for an attack...until Hinata suddenly squealed and gave the guy an uppercut right under the chin.
The guy fell back onto the floor and sat back up rubbing his chin which was turning red, "you bitc-"
He was interrupted as Hinata then landed a kick arms flailing and from the look of her face, she was simply distressed and throwing everything she's got.
Neji (half?) blinked.
She continued kicking and hitting until Kiba had to run in and hold her back from behind, "That's enough, stop, stop, he's already gone..."
Hinata then opened her teary eyes and blinked to see the unconscious guy lying on the floor beaten black and blue all over and pools of blood flowing out of his nose.
"No one beats up my friend and gets away with it!" guy number two who was hitting on Tenten yelled out, but before he could do anything, Neji ran swiftly behind him and started jabbing certain points on his back.
The man fell paralysed on the floor, "Wh-What did you do to me?"
"I simply pressed certain pressure points on your back that will result in temporary paralysis. Don't worry, it should wear out in about ten minutes, however you will be a bit sore and your muscle and joints may ache a bit as well." Neji replied coolly.
"Looks like they beat us to it" Shikamaru quoted while peeping behind Temari's shoulder at the door as Temari froze in the doorway.
"Who would've thought Hinata had it in her..." Temari blinked with disbelief.
"Don't be fooled by her innocent and docile look...she's still a Hyuuga and they're insane."
"Pretty sure all of the families in our group are..."
Kiba continued to rage on by cursing at the two men on the floor in a loud manner.
Three security guards then came into the picture following behind Ino who ordered them to escort the two guys on the floor out. The other guard was dragging the guy who was targeting Ino before.
Temari looked around to see where Sasuke and Naruto were. She then spotted the familiar blonde giving a rather greasy look towards a girl with long, black hair who was making conversation with Sasuke.
The oddest thing was, besides the fact that Sasuke hasn't walked away and is instead holding a rather odd expression, that the girl was wearing a sailor school girl uniform.
'Cosplay...?' Temari thought to herself. Wouldn't the bouncers question why she was wearing her school uniform?
"UGH!" Ino stomped around towards Temari and Shikamaru, "The whole night is RUINED!"
"I thought you were getting along with...uh...what's his name?" Temari questioned.
"He was totally gross! I thought he was a nice guy, but the next thing I know, he's inviting me over to his place and couldn't keep his hands to himself...I'm not some easy slut you know?!" Ino squealed.
Temari and Shikamaru covered their ears wincing at her shrieking voice.
"I'm with Ino, let's go..." Tenten suggested.
"Let's blow this joint, I feel like crap now." Kiba growled and grumbled.
Hinata and Neji just nodded in agreement.
"For once, I agree..." Shikamaru smirked.
"Anyway, let just get Naruto and Sasuke and leave...where are they anyway?" Ino asked.
"He's over there" Temari pointed towards his direction.
They all walked over to them, but then Kiba stopped them holding his arm out in front.
"What is it Kiba?" Hinata asked in a much louder voice than usual in order to be heard over the blasting music.
"S-S-Sasuke ENGAGING IN CONVERSATION WITH A GIRL!" Kiba exclaimed in fright.
"Y-Your right..." Tenten gave a puzzled look.
"I don't really want to stand around and gawk, let's hurry up and tell him and Naruto that we're leaving." Shikamaru sighed.
The group continued to walk in the their direction, "Come on Sasuke, Naruto, we're leaving!" Kiba called out to them.
"I wonder what she looks like..." Tenten whispered over to Neji direction.
"Well depends, what would she HAVE to look like to keep Sasuke interested?" Neji answered.
"Maybe she's really beautiful that even Sasuke can't look away?" Hinata suggested.
"There's no way she's prettier than me in THAT outfit and I've been trying to grab his attention for, like, EVER!" Ino butted in.
"Me too. Maybe she's actually REALLY ugly that you can't look away" Sakura added.
"When did you get here? What were you doing?" Temari raised an eyebrow at the random appearance of Sakura.
"Sorry, I just needed to pound some guy into a wall for being a creep" Sakura smiled innocently.
Naruto's head perked up, "Oh! There you guys are!"
"Guess he didn't hear me call out to him" Kiba commented.
Naruto rested his hand on Sasuke's shoulder, "Come on Sasuke, everyone's going now."
Sasuke looked at him and nodded.
"Oh, your 'friends' I see..." The long black haired broad spoke, "Are you sure they are worthy of you, Sasuke...?"
'There's something odd about her voice...' Temari thought to herself, 'But it could just be the loud music that's causing it to sound weird'.
Naruto gritted his teeth and then suddenly grabbed her collar, "Look here! Stop talking like you know shit! Sasuke is one of us and a part of our group so stop messing with his head already! I've had enough! HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN YOU!"
"You're quite the feisty one aren't you...?" She licked her lips with her long tongue.
"Oi Naruto! You don't go handling a girl like that!" Kiba butted in and released her from Naruto's grip, "I'm sorry about the idiot over there, are you oka—"
Kiba stopped speaking halfway with a surprised and sick look on his face.
"What's the matter K-Kiba...?" Hinata asked and walked over to him. She turned to look at the girls face and then let out a slight gasp.
By then, they all rushed over and saw her face.
The she was actually a he.
"Oh, you all must be mesmerised by my true beauty and youthful face" the man spoke in his gravel-like voice.
The group just continued to stare at the man.
"W-Who are you exactly...?" Tenten dared to ask.
"My name is Orochimaru. I am not actually a high school student, but you would never guess my age!" he gave a creepy smile.
"Uh...huh..." the group responded in sync.
"Orochimaru-sama~~" a voice could be heard.
Another person in a matching sailor uniform skipped towards the group.
"Ah! Kabuto!" Orochimaru cried out.
"Orochimaru-sama~ We must go now, it is time for your next appointment."
"Well, it seems like I must take my leave now..." Orochimaru pointed out, "so I say farewell to you all, and Sasuke..."
Sasuke looked over at him.
"Give me a call if you're interested in our services or if you want to join us" Orochimaru handed over a business card with a wink.
A shiver went down everyone's spine.
They all exited the building.
"So, to catch Sasuke's attention, I will have to dress like a girl..." Kiba joked.
"Shut up!" Sasuke looked embarrassed.
Neji and Shikamaru grinned, whereas Temari and Tenten laughed.
"K-Kiba!" Hinata told him off.
"Don't be mean to Sasuke!" Sakura yelled out.
"Yeah!" Ino agreed.
"Wow Sasuke, I'm so jealous. Your fan club still backs you up even if you're into cross dressers!" Kiba continued.
Sasuke scowled and Naruto looked away.
"Sasuke was only looking because it was shocking! Not because he was interested...right Sasuke?" Sakura continued sounding a bit hesitant at the end of her sentence.
"Can you all just SHUT THE HELL UP?!" Sasuke ordered.
This caused everyone to laugh.
"Alright, I'll arrange the limo to come and pick us up" Ino flicked out her phone.
"You know, my house is close by anyway so I think I'll just walk home instead..." Temari suggested feeling rather tired of being around people.
"But Temari! Surely your feet are killing you and a limousine would be much more comfortable!" Sakura argued.
"I think I need a bit of fresh air after being stuffed into a crowded room like that..." Temari reasoned.
Hinata gave an earnest look, "But you can't walk home on your own at this time of night!"
"I'll be fine!" Temari grumbled hating the fact that she sounded as if she needed to be protected.
"Shikamaru! Go with her!" Ino ordered the lazy man.
"Walking...so damn troublesome aren't you Temari?" Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at her.
Temari scowled, "Don't worry, I'm going on my own" and she stomped away in the direction of her house.
"Temari!" Sakura called out.
She then stopped and sighed, not because of Sakura, but she could here someone's familiar shuffling footsteps following after her.
She spun around quickly, "I thought walking was troublesome?!" she yelled at him.
"Everything about you is troublesome, but that doesn't stop me from being with you now does it?" Shikamaru sighed looking away awkwardly.
Temari didn't argue.
"Wait a second!" Ino ran over to them "I forgot to give you this" Ino handed an envelope over to Temari.
"What is this?" Temari asked.
"Your reward" Ino winked and then walked away.
'Oh yeah, I almost forgot about this...the only reason I came today.' Temari thought to herself.
Shikamaru and Temari continued to walk away towards Temari's house.
"So, what is it? This 'reward'?" Shikamaru asked as curiosity got the better of him.
"I actually don't really know, but it was the only reason I came tonight"
"Are you going to open it?"
"Well, why not?"
"You sure you're not going to regret it?"
"Should I? Does it have something to do with me?"
Temari and Shikamaru stopped walking and stared at the suspicious envelope.
"I guess I could open it now..." Temari thought for a bit.
"Hmm" was all that Shikamaru said in reply.
'But what if it is something really embarrassing about me? Wait, then it wouldn't really be a reward. But the reward could be her giving back blackmail material, but is there anything she has on me that could be used as blackmail? It's only an envelope and it doesn't really feel that thick, maybe it's a card or a letter, but the question would be what's in it. God this is nerve-wracking!" Temari argued in her mind.
"That's it! I'm opening it now" Temari cried out and opened the envelope quickly before she could hesitate again.
She then pulled out the contents, "Ph-Photos?!"
"OF ME?!" Shikamaru exclaimed in shock probably for the first time ever in his life.
"Oh not just any photos of you, BABY PHOTOS!" Temari cried cracking up in laughter.
"Gimme those!" Shikamaru leaped forward trying to grab a hold of them.
"Nuh-uh-uh!" Temari cooed while swiftly pulling her arm away dodging Shikamaru's desperate attempts, "aww look at that cute chubby face of yours, and that bib!"
"Shut up! Stop looking!" Shikamaru demanded still trying to steal the photos off Temari.
"Naww, there's another one with you dressed up in a deer jumpsuit! So cute~"
Shikamaru gritted his teeth, "Whatever, remind me to kill Ino later; and please don't share those photos to anyone else."
Temari looked at Shikamaru's face which was now a shade of pink with ears all red as he was embarrassed.
'How cute...' she couldn't help but think.
Shikamaru slumped on the floor in defeat.
"Ah! There's another photo left in the envelope..." Temari pointed out as she saw something sticking out of the envelope.
Shikamaru looked up, still slumped on the floor.
Temari pulled out the photo...then her ears turned a deep crimson colour.
After witnessing Temari's change in facial expression, he suddenly stood up and had a look at the photo himself. He then matched Temari's red face soon after.
It was a photo of them with Temari's head resting on Shikamaru's shoulder, both asleep.
"It-It can't be!" Temari gasped.
Shikamaru wracked his head and then a light bulb lit up, "Wait isn't this from the hot springs trip we took during Golden Week?"
"I thought you deleted that photo though!" Temari argued.
"Knowing Ino, she probably took two photos, or one of the other girls also took a photo with their phones. We were asleep so anything could've happened..."
"Argh! This is so annoying..."
They both continued to look at the photo, and then they looked at each other.
Eyes softened, lips relaxed, they kissed yet again for the night warming each other from the cold night with their breath.
"What was that for?" Temari quirked.
"...Can't you just stay quiet and enjoy the moment for once...?" Shikamaru remarked.
"Nup!" Temari perked and gave him a quick peck and ran in front and continued their walk.
Shikamaru grinned, "and why is that?"
Temari paused and turned around pouting, "Because I still find it embarrassing..."
Shikamaru chuckled, "Yeah" then grabbed her hand.
Temari looked at him somewhat gawking at his initiation.
"Don't get me wrong," Shikamaru commented as if to reply to her facial expression, "I'm only doing this because you don't like it." His ears started to turn red again.
Temari paused and grinned, "I said it was a bit embarrassing...never said I hated it..."
Shikamaru went bright red.
Temari gave him another look, "You're not thinking of anything dirty are you?"
Shikamaru's face turned a deeper shade of red, "Don't be...well since you don't hate it!" and then let go of Temari's hand.
"Hey! No I hate it! Absolutely HATE it, it's the worst thing ever and makes me feel sick."
Shikamaru chuckled again and grabbed her hand, "I get it."
They then walked in silence.
"Sadistic bastard..." Temari murmured under her breath.