Copyright
Chris Whyatt has asserted his right under the Copyright, Designs, and Patents Act 1988 to be identified as the author of this work. But he can quickly un-assert that right if chased by an angry pitchfork-wielding mob. And if they happened to be a time-travelling, pitchfork-wielding mob from the sixteenth century or something, then they probably know not what they do, and I won’t have the right to assert anything.
This book is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental. If your name is Ferret, it is obviously for a good reason, therefore, it isn’t coincidental and I’m not apologising.
This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out, or otherwise circulated without the author/publisher’s prior consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition, including this condition, being imposed on the subsequent purchase.
Or... just do what you like.
