To Hell for the Company
For a brief
moment, the world was nothing but an explosion of light and colours,
of edgeless forms and streaks. Then it slowly all became clearer as
Hael fully materialized on the earthly plane. The light became
dimmer, the colours less abstract. A wide field opened in front of
the young angel, firm, fertile earth, grass of a healthy green, large
trees that rose up from the ground and into the sky. A rather large
pine forest lied a mile to the north from him. In the far distance
behind the forest, mighty mountains protruded from the earth, their
tips vanishing above the clouds.
Eagerly, the young angel tasted
Earth's air. It was so different from the one in the Cities of
Heaven. Not as sterile or overly clean...
The
angel closed his eyes and embraced the fresh
breeze going through his blond hair, felt how his wings almost spread
on their own as they caught the wind in their feathers.
Then he
shook his head and his eyes flung open. He couldn't waste any more
time. He had a mission to fulfil.
With a flap of his wings he
catapulted himself into the air, higher and higher until even the
mighty trees beneath him seemed no bigger than pinheads.
“Scout
the area. Search for any tactical positions, any possible traps or
enemy patrols. Do not engage them, but return immediately,”
he recalled his captain's orders. “You're not ready yet
to face a demon in open combat.”
Hael
felt a sting in his chest. That last comment by his captain had
struck him harder than he expected. Angels were born warriors, being
told that one was not ready for a real battle was like calling them a
disgrace.
And he remembered exactly how his captain even refused
to look at him when giving him these orders.
He had eagerly
awaited the day he would be deployed to the Earth, for his first
battle, the first demon head severed by his blade...and here he was,
scouting, while his brothers and sisters fought for honour and
glory...
Stubbornly,
he shook his head.
No, even if he was only a mere scout, he would
still finish his mission and earn himself at least a little bit of
honour amongst the other angels for securing the area. He dove
towards the earth once again, towards the huge pine forest that
covered a large part of the plane and gently landed on the tip of one
of the large trees. From here he could overlook almost the entire
valley. The young angel folded his wings and crouched down, then let
his eyes wander over the forest. So far, nothing of interest. Only
dark-green treetops that moved slightly in the wind.
A battle
was supposed to take place here tomorrow. Their agents had reported a
great stir going through hell's forces. The infernal forges were
roaring and steaming, spewing out armour, blades, great war machines
and other tools of destruction for the demons to arm themselves with.
The Council had ordered the Archons to immediately dispatch their
troops onto the mortal plane. Hael shifted his position a bit to the
right and his wings twitched nervously. He had only once seen a demon
up-close once, a long dead one to be precise. He shuddered at the
memory of the bloated up corpse, the huge, upside-down wings, the
twisted, tusked face, the overly long, scaled arms that could easily
snap him in two...
Calael frowned. Maybe that was why his captain
put him on scout duty instead on the frontline. He would never admit
it in front of the other angels but...he was scared of the denizens
of hell. He had heard stories of them from an older angel, an old
veteran named Vamadriel, who's wings were starting to loose their
feathers. He had told him and the other new recruits of how he once
saw an Ifrit, a humongous fire demon, rip an entire battalion of
angels apart or of a group of hellhounds that decimated the squad of
angels under his command behind his back. When he had turned around,
all he could do was watch how the last of his soldiers disappeared
into a cloud of light.
How were they even supposed to battle
these creatures when they could ever so easily massacre entire
battalions?
Hael fist tightened around the pine's arcs until the
needles pierced his skin.
Suddenly, the young angel felt his hair
starting to stand on end, along with a strange itch that crawled down
his neck. It was the same feeling he got whenever one of his angelic
brethren materialized near him. Instinctively, he pulled his still
only half-folded wings in and made himself as small as possible,
tried to hide in the pine's needles. Kind of a hopeless move, as his
bright, white tunic and golden chainmail made him stick out among the
green like a sore thumb. Then he realized how stupid his hiding was.
If it was another one of his angelic siblings, then there was no
reason to hide from them.
'But,
a small voice in the back of his head reminded him, 'you
were the only one send out for scouting duty. The captain would have
told you beforehand if you were receiving reinforcement!'
The
strange itching feeling stopped running down his neck. Whatever just
arrived had now fully materialized.
Not knowing what to do, Hael
remained somewhat helplessly on top of his pine. His captain told him
not to engage
potential enemies and instead report back immediately to him...but
how could he be sure that whoever just appeared was really an enemy?
'...Guide me, O Creator...!',
he send a plead towards the heavens, then he flapped his wings and
slowly glided towards the ground.
Down
here, the forest was much darker and less inviting. The sun only
barely managed to light up a few spots here and there, dousing the
woods in an eerie twilight. The young angel drew his blade, a blade
of perhaps two feet in length, more a long knife than a proper sword,
and it lit up with holy light. He held it up his sword like a torch
and turned, trying to gain a better view of his surroundings. He
sniffed the air and scowled, as a strange smell penetrated his nose.
Foul, kinda like rotten eggs. Sulfur.
Hael turned around once more
and froze in horror as he spotted the demon.
He was over two
metres tall, lean, with ash-coloured skin that was streaked by
strange, golden gleaming tattoos or runes that crawled over the
creatures left arm, chest and part of it's back. Horns as long as
Hael's lower arm grew out of the sides of the humanoid head,
continuing in a row of smaller spikes that sprouted from the demon's
neck and down his back. A mane of filthy, black hair fell into the
demon's face and down to it's waist. A crooked smile adorned the
demon's face, that showed far too many strong, canine teeth for the
angel's taste.
For a small moment, that to Hael felt like an
eternity, the two beings stared at each other without uttering a
single word. Blue, panicked eyes met green, slitted ones. Hael began
to shiver, he gnashed his teeth together and raised his blade a bit
further.
“Well?”
Hael blinked. Did that demon just...talk?
The angelic scout was so confused that all he replied with was an
unintelligent: “...Buh?”
“You just gonna stand there wavin'
that pocket knife 'round like a crazed bloody windmill, or ya gonna
introduce yerself?” the demon asked mockingly. His voice was raspy
and deep, yet strangely soothing.
Hael just stared at the demon,
his perplexity growing with every second.
“Y-you're...you're a
demon!”
The hellspawn's eyes widened for a split-second.
“Me?
Ya mean I'm in fact not
a fair maiden strollin' through the bloody woods with a song on my
cherry lips?”
Hael's brows furrowed in utter confusion and he
actually lowered his sword for a moment.
“No, that would be
ridiculous, you're a...”
His sword immediately snapped back up
again.
“YOU'RE A DEMON!”
“No shit, Sherlock, whatever
gave ya that idea?” the demon replied dryly and closed his
eyes.
Hael's mind was racing. A demon, and no doubt a powerful
one, was sitting five, maybe eight metres away from him, his only
defence was his, admittedly, quite puny blade and there was no way he
could contact his captain or any of his brethren fast enough before
the demon would have made lunch out of him. Hael's knees started to
shake, but he kept his sword pointed at the demon, who eventually
opened his eyes again and gave him an annoyed glance..
“Will ya
get that bloody toothpick outta my face?! Pointin' a sword is by no
means 'n icebreaker,” he sneered and waved one claw lazily in
Hael's direction.
“Why, so you can kill me, fiend?!”, the
young angel squeaked, to his own embarrassment.
The demon let out
a barking laugh.
“What's so funny, blasphemer?!” Hael yelled.
At least his voice wasn't breaking anymore.
“If I wanted t'kill
ya, Feathers, I would've plucked ya outta that pine the moment I
materialized here.”
Whatever had remained of Hael's self-esteem
was now shattered into tiny bits. With a clump in his throat, the
young angel lowered his sword.
“See? Was that so hard?”
“What
are you doing here, hellspawn?” the angel asked coldly.
The
demon made a wide gesture towards the forest around the
two.
“Scoutin' the terrain. Would be a fool's move t'not know
the ground ye'll be fighting on, eh?”
Hael just nodded
hypnotically.
“Well?” the demon asked again.
“Well
what?”
The demon rolled his eyes.
“Yer name,
Feathers. It's not polite pointin' swords at each other without at
least tellin' who y'are.”
Now Hael was just one big angelic
ball of confusion. The other angels had told him repeatedly that
demons were destructive, monstrous, feral beasts that would stop at
nothing to devour his body and soul...and right now, one of them was,
more or less, politely asking him for his name.
The poor angel had
no idea what to do but to answer the demon's question:
“Hael.”
The
demon's left eyebrow arched.
“...Hael? 's a girl's name,” he
sneered.
“No it isn't!” the angel protested, his hands
twitching back to the hilt of his sword.
“Totally is,” the
demon nodded, obviously amused by the young angel's burst of
anger.
“So what's your
name then?!”, Hael asked provokingly.
The demon tilted his head
and seemed lost in thought for a minute.
“Shammer,” he finally
said. Now it was Hael's turn to arc his eyebrow.
“That's
not even a real name!”, he protested. The demon gave him another
crooked grin.
“It's a nickname, so, counts,” he shrugged.
“Shamming's what I like t'do, so the other demons call me Shammer.
There're worse nicks.”
And with that he closed his eyes again
and folded his claws behind his head.
“Don't cha have some
scoutin' t'do?”, he sneered at the angel.
Hael flinched. He had
completely forgotten his objective, then he frowned once
again.
“...You're...just going to let me go like that? You're
not going to eat me or something?”
“Don't get yer wings tied'n
a knot, Feathers. You're far to skinny to eat. Now run along, nothin'
t'see here, just a demon who wants some bloody sleep
already.”
“Then...um...I guess I'll just go...scouting,
things, stuff,” Hael stuttered awkwardly and waved aimlessly with
one hand behind him.
“Ye do that,” Shammer muttered.
When
Hael returned from scouting the area around the forest, Shammer was
still sitting underneath his tree, only this time with a large wooden
barrel and a metal jug filled with a steaming, dark
liquid.
“...You're still here?” Hael said, slowly flapping a
few metres above the ground.
“Ey, I did my share of scoutin'
long ago,” the demon shrugged and took a long drink.
“...Then
why are you still here?”
“Enjoyin' the scenery? Really, coulda
ask ye the same thing, Feathers,” the demon sneered.
Hael
continued levitating in the air, unsure what to do. Once again, the
demon took any decisions out of the angel's hands, as he pulled a
second tin cup out, filled it with liquid from the barrel, then held
it towards the angel.
“Care fer a sip?”
The angel stared at
the cup as if it was a highly poisonous snake.
“C'mon, I didn't
put any funny stuff init,” the demon rolled his eyes and held the
cup a bit higher.
Reluctantly the angel flew a step closer and
reached out for the tin cup, looked down at it for another moment.
“I
really shouldn't...,” he began, but was cut off by Shammer
immediately.
“Ye're
already conversing with a demon which would make th'other
featherheads cut yer wings off if'ey found out, what big difference
is sharing a sip with'im gonna make then?” Shammer laughed and
refilled his own jug again.
Hael stared down at the steaming
liquid. What was he doing here? Why was he floating just metres away
from his mortal enemy, talking to him, accepting drinks
from him, if he should actually
raise his sword and challenge him to combat, or at least flee as fast
as possible?
The demon casually took another sip from his own jug,
but his snake-like eyes were constantly fixed on the young angel.
At
last, Hael's curiosity won over his fear and he drank a small bit of
the steaming liquid. Tears immediately started to form in his eyes as
the demonic drink burned his tongue and throat, he coughed and almost
lost grip of his jug. The demon watched him bemused.
“W-what's
inside of this infernal beverage?!” Hael choked.
“Ya know,
there once happened t'be a human town just a few miles south
from'ere,” Shammer began to explain cheerily. Hael's eyes
widened.
“Y-y-ou b-brew this from human souls?”
A
dark smirk appeared on the demon's face. Hael dropped his jug and
spit out whatever of the drink was still in his mouth.
“A'M JUST
SCREWIN' WITH YA, FEATHERS!” Shammer snorted with laughter. “How
green can ya possibly be?”
“T-then it's not made from any
m-mortal...”
“Of course not,
Featherhead! Fer a bein' of divine origin ye know not bleedin' much
about souls, d'ya? Nothin' but normal alcohol, if lot's of it, 'n
besides, brewin' things out of mortal flesh's not exactly makes any
sort o'good ale..”
Slowly, the burning in Hael's throat ceased.
The demon patted the barrel besides him.
“Want 'nother one?”
For
a moment, Hael was silent. Then he picked up his jug from the ground
and held it towards the demon.
“Called it,” Shammer grinned
and poured him a cup.
It wasn't long until both the angel and
the demon were lying in the grass and stared upwards at the slowly
moving leafs of the treetops. The barrel between them had been almost
emptied by the two and Hael's vision was already starting to blur and
become sludgy. Shammer then and then let out a string of
giggles.
“What is this...feeling?” the angel groaned and
pressed one palm against his forehead. “It...it's as if somebody
just hit me over the head with a club...”
The demon let out a
barking rasp of a laugh.
“Yer drunk, Feathers. And tha' after
jus' three jugs of ale.”
Hael closed his eyes for a moment, then
opened them again. He tried sitting up straight, but the world turned
upside down and he instead tumbled to the side again. His wings
twitched slightly as he fumbled for his jug.
“'S strange
isn'it`?” he mumbled and pulled himself up, using the barrel for
support.
“What is, Feathers?” Shammer mumbled from the other
side of the barrel.
“You know....Angel, Demon, two sides, mortal
enemies 'till aaaalll of creation goes up in flames...and we're lying
here drinking this...,” he stared into the insides of his jug.
“Weird, human firejuice.”
“Blergh...Humans do it all the
time. This lil' drink 'ere, it brings 'em together,” Shammer
explained, his raspy voice slowly sounding just as slurry as Hael's.
“Well...along with all those other fancy things. Like morals. Art.
Culture. Sex. Or War. Or... bloody hell, I dunno.”
“B-but
why...,” Hael muttered and raised his empty cup into the air.
“Why're we jus' sitting here...and not fighting?”
“Good
question, Feathers,” Shammer murmured and sat up right. “Ya see,
why did ye accept me offer of a drink in th'first place?”
“Uh...,”
Hale made and blinked. “I was...curious? Yo...you're the first
alive demon I have ever seen.”
“'N what did they tell ya 'bout
our kind, hm? Th'other Featherheads, I mean.”
Hael's
intoxicated mind went back and conjured up slightly blurred images of
a time where it hadn't been influenced by a gallon of alcohol.
“Demons are the spawn of hell, the eternal enemy of the Light,
Heaven and the Almighty Himself. They are callous, destructive and
rotten to the very core,” Hael repeated what his mentors had
hammered into his and other young angels heads, when they just had
existed for a mortal year in the heavens. “Most of them are nothing
but brute muscle and easy to trick, a-...”
“Y'know what the
humans call that sorta thing?” Shammer interrupted and leaned
towards Hael with a conspiratorial look in his eyes. “Prejudice and
Racism.”
He snickered and took another large sip of his mead.
Hael's eyebrows furrowed.
“Well, I'm a demon, see? Fer
reference, I ne'er attacked, nor did anythin' to the pretty trees
around me..”
He stopped for a second and took a look
around.
“...They really're pretty bleedin' pretty though. But
anyway, so, demons are s'pposed t'be, like, giant stupid war
machines, right? Now look a'me.”
He made a weird flail with his
arm towards himself and spilled half of his drink over the
grass.
“Here I sit, makin' sophisticated drunken banter with my
mortal enemy, a Featherhead from Cloudytown. I'm the strikin' image
against everythin' yer fellow pigeonheads described. Defyin' the
silly stereotype, Feathers.”
“But you're j-just one. Just one
demon I talked with. W-who says the next one won't rip my head off?”
Hael slurred and peaked into the barrel's hole, searching for more of
the burning, yet so delicious ale.
“Because it's in our nature,”
Shammer calmly answered.
“Y-you just said that was a silly
stereotype!” Hael protested and jabbed his finger against the
demon's face, or at least, where he thought it was, as his finger
pointed at least two feet to the right of Shammer's actual
forehead.
“Uh, remember my name? Shammer. I sham. I lie. 's what
I do,” the demon snarked.
“...Are you going to rip off my head
then?”
“Eh, Nah. Why waste good company?”
The angel still
shifted a feet away from the demon who didn't notice, or just didn't
care.
“See...,” Shammer started again. “Angels and Demons,
are at war because of what? Because a certain dude downstairs,” he
knocked on the ground, “Got send
downstairs and 'cause he started this whole rebellion, then he tried
t'mock up Big Daddies playground, his siblings get pissy 'n start
pissing on him, he pisses back, and we're the piss he sends at
you.”
He stopped to glance at Hael.
“You get what I
mean?”
Hael blinked, then uttered a long: “...Yes?”
“Great,
basically, we're all just pawns in a war between two big idiots. Now,
to mobilize those pawns, they need t'spread some nasty rumours about
each other, right? Pigeonheads are snotty, fanatical idiots (which
they are) and we demons are brutal monsters of death and destruction
that cannae think straight e'en once. So we all hate each other
because the big guys tell us to and...”
Shammer broke off and
made a face.
“Sheesh, I ain't makin' sense. Fuck it, too much
alcohol.”
The young angel made a grumbling sound.
“Point
is,” Shammer slurred and held one clawed finger upwards, “there're
many a demon who're jus' bleedin' tired of all the fightin' simply
'cuz they're expected t'be evil 'n destructive 'n shit. Like moi.
And that's why I kept
ye alive.”
“S-so...good, evil and everything, that's all
just...a lie?” the angel muttered.
“A huuuuuuuuge lie. None
offus are born evil or good. Ye featherheads, ye're declared
the good guys 'cuz yer all pretty, gold-winged and have the great
creator on yer side who's worshipped by everyone. 'N we demons? We're
assumed t'be evil only
'cuz we've got horns, scales, fire and 're forced t'live in the
infernal basement. But really, without us, this whole balance of the
universe thingie wouldn't work at all.
“Lemme
tell ya somethin' Feathers,” the demon said, his voice suddenly
sounding sober and clear again.
“Without the big guys tellin' us
to cleave each others heads in, 'm pretty sure we wouldn't even be at
war.”
The two beings lied still after that for some time,
silently watched as the sun slowly began to descent behind the
mountains, shedding the valley with a deep, golden-red light. A
small, evening breeze created waves in the grass, made the treetops
rustle. Peaceful. Beautiful.
"'S been fun talkin' to ye, Feathers. Hopefully we don't see each other 'n the battlefield tomorrow."
For a small moment, the angel looked down at the offered claw. The he extended his own hand. The demon nodded satisfied as they shook hands, a warm spark in his snake-like eyes.
"Same here," Hael smiled.
The demon took a step back. A shudder went through him as a large, upside-down pair of wings burst out of his shoulders and started to flap violently. Hael struggled to keep his feet on the ground as Shammer rose up into the air. The trees creaked and moaned as the winds caused by the mighty wings threatened to tear them out of the earth. Shammer gave one last wave with his clawed hand to Hael, then, with one last flap, the demon flew off. Hael rose into the air himself to watch how Shammer's silhouette, or rather blur, vanished behind the huge mountains that encased the valley.
A loud cry went through the demon emcampment as the familiar blur appeared on the horizon. Quickly, the infernal creatures made way as the silhouette charged down onto the ground. A loud explosion shook the entire camp as Shammer created a small crater in the earth upon landing, sending every demon that had been to slow to clear the room flying through the air.
With a small whistle on his lips Shammer shook his wings and dusted off his cloak, as a large, red-skinned titan made his way through the crowd of lesser demons and approached the edge of the crater. Four massive wings were folded on his broad back and black, writhing symbols were burned into his torso and arms. He had a small, disapproving scowl on his face as he knelt down besides the crater.
"You left us greatly worried," he scolded Shammer, as the latter climbed out of the crater. "Flying out into enemy territory like that could've gotten you killed, mylord."
"Relax, Astoroth," Shammer waved off the demon general's well-ment carping. "I needed a moment away from the commanding table. Get my head clear. Besides..."
He held up his hand, revealing a small, white feather. Astoroth sniffed, and his eyes widened slightly.
"Angel feathers...," he hissed with glee. "Have you found a scout, Lord Belial? Killed him? Tortured him for information?"
Belial shook his head and a small smile appeared on the demon lord's face.
"Much better. I made friends with him."