Get Free Copy

100 free copies left

This novel is limited to 100 free copies due to its part in Inkitt’s Novel Contest.

0
Free copy left
You can read our best books
WereKat9 would love your feedback! Got a few minutes to write a review?
Write a Review

Adventure of Death

By WereKat9 All Rights Reserved ©

Humor / Fantasy

The Beginning

In the beginning of time there was death, and blah blah blah. Who cares what there was, I’m here anyways and as long as there are things to kill, chaos to bring, havoak and wars and disease to watch spread I’m not going anywhere. At least that was what I was told anyways. Like I’d tell you how to become immortal, let me tell you it takes a lot of bribing and a lot more cookies then the world has that could make to be immortalized, but hey that’s just my pov on whats big in this small little gallaxy you people and creatures of all kinds call a home. My name is Azrael and I’m the one and only, archangel of death. Yes siry, I just took it there. What are you going to do? Nothing, that’s what. For there is nothing you can do, for you are facing the most exteme prankster that was ever created. That’s right I like playing dirty little tricks on people and other living things, but hey it beats the hell out of just being bored and listening to my other sibs talking about who knows what. So I just wanted to intruduce mysleves to you, even if we are going to meet soon anyways. The introuductions are always the hardest and easiest to make. So let me tell you a little bit about myselves. Opp’s there goes my hand, looks like I was waving to fast for the little bugger to keep up with. Sorry little guy! Anyways I was created, one of I don’t know I lost count, when something shiny caught my eyes. I think it was uranius or a shooting star, but that was then and this is now. I was created during the time that the that’s just it I was created when life started to excist on this planet and everywhere else. Call it, what you may, the holy  being making the world and all the other stuff that you people make up to please yourselves and others. All I know was that I was there one minute taking souls and guiding the living and the dead to their final resting place, and let me tell you it gets pretty boring with just doing that. So I developed my own way of entertaining myself. I call it tormenting the others. These little short stories are actually just small pranks in which I pulled not only on my sibs but also on the living race of, you. Read at your own pearil. No seriously, they are not for the faint of heart. There will be dancing skeletons with no clothes on… or skin for that matter. You have been WARNED, please read the warning at the bottom of these segments, and children. “I cannot believe I have to say this. Do NOT try these things at home!”

Warning: These stories are fictional made up fake as in not real. Off of the known record. If you come complaining to me then I get your pathetic soul. Loser. XD.


Continue Reading Next Chapter
Further Recommendations

John Reed: Seadrias masterfully captures the impressiveness and complex scope that a science fiction novel should provide while carefully crafting an entire universe that will leave a reader in awe from start to finish. The only flaw I could find is that I wish I could have read more. This book is certainly...

Schaelz: I was intrigued from the second I started reading, and it kept my interest the whole way through. Chelsea has a way with words that will enchant you until the very end. She is very poetic with the way she mixes genres and keeps you on the edge of your seat. The main character is also very relat...

Felisa Yoder Osburn: I really enjoyed the story. Civil War stories are some of my favorites and the intertwining of the past with current times was wonderful. I look forward to reading the next stories.

Nate_L: This story is amazing. The style, the description, it all drags you in. The characters are mostly the well known characters from King Arthur. There's Merlin, the sword: Excalibur. I recommend reading this through, at least a little, as it's a very satisfying read. I added it to my reading list af...

Lauren Suzmeyan-Raine: I'm so glad you found a place to post your stories. I was horrified when I saw yours had been taken down, they are definitely the best 'reading' stories I've ever read. And I've made it my business to read every one I can. Well done.Lauren

Morgan-Leigh Nortje: A storyline and plot not unlike something George R R Martin would have produced, only with far less tragedy. The stunning story of a young princess who goes into hiding and takes on an epic journey to save her father and her kingdom. With characters that you feel compelled to love and a plot that...

MegaRogueLegend666: I love this story so much. It's impossible to describe my excitement with each new chapter in words. The author has such a good writing style, very good descriptions of the fighting and character descriptions/emotions. the plot is also amazing! This fanfic could be a side anime show or novel ......

Jasmine Chow: As I read this story, I was reminded some what of Terry Pratchett, especially some descriptions of politics and economics. The sci-fic setting is quite intriguing. Writing style is quite lovely and grew on me slowly. I was also slightly reminded of Mark Twain, especially his book A Connecticut Ya...

Alice Liu: Whoa! I've been wondering how would the Maurauders react to Harry's life and here we go! YOU ARE THE BEST! All the characters are consistent with their personalities shown in the book! I love how you compare Lily with Molly and it's definitely true for her being a mother! I wish Peter comes have ...

More Recommendations

ernbelle: When I first started this story I was a little unsettled by all of the information that appears in the prologue, and wasn't sure if I would continue. However, I am very glad I did. The plot was very well thought out and really interesting. There were not any page breaks or markers to acknowledge ...

Elizabeth Robbins: 4.5 starsAs far as apocalypse stories go, this one took a new direction. I'm glad someone finally addressed the need for a vampire apocalypse! This is sort of a multi-genre festival of delights. With hints of forced societies, vamps, hunters, romance, apocalypse, government conspiracy, and thrill...

Ben Gauger: Kudos go to the author of ''Equinox: Into the Clouds'' for originality in character development as well as scene execution and in addition plot development, A truly original story if I do say so myself, though the spelling in and of itself could use a little work, but other than that a truly orig...

Ro-Ange Olson: Loved it and couldn't put it down. I really hope there is a sequel. Well written and the plot really moves forward.

Nymeria: Really can't get enough of this story. It flows well, it captivates the reader from page 1, and throws you into such a well-written, well conceptualized world that you'll believe it's real. Everything in the book is meshed together really well. From character backgrounds to plot twists, you can t...

This story wasn't for you ?
Look at our most viral stories!
Iosaghar

FreakyPoet: "you made me laugh, made me cry, both are hard to do. I spent most of the night reading your story, captivated. This is why you get full stars from me. Thanks for the great story!"

The Cyneweard

Sara Joy Bailey: "Full of depth and life. The plot was thrilling. The author's style flows naturally and the reader can easily slip into the pages of the story. Very well done."

This story wasn't for you ?
Look at our most viral story!
Spectra

Ro-Ange Olson: "Loved it and couldn't put it down. I really hope there is a sequel. Well written and the plot really moves forward."