Bad things come in twos
When he realized that it was the amazon death foreat that he was going to spend the freaking night
He freaked out inside
In the fucking dark with mummies and evil spirits
It wasnt his idea of having fun
Oh he was really going to disown his retarded friends. But first....face certain death in the face
He wasnt being a drama queen or king
He had heard of the horror stories about that fucked up forest
A fucked up side show that is so demented
He alway thought that the statues were made by a mad mordern day artist who wanted to frighten people.
When it was time to go into the forest
He took a deep breath
Flipped his buds the bird
And walked into the forest praying to god that he would come out with out even a scratch
But that might just be a pleasant fantasy.
He new the eeality of the situation he was going to encounter
They say that space is the final frontier they haven heard of this place
The Amazon death forest.