The Fat Friend Club
There once was a lad named Garfunkel. Garfunkel had a hard time getting along with his friends, because he was not fat enough to be in the Fat Friend Club.
From that day forward, Garfunkel ate 12 enchiladas at every meal for a whole year.
Garfunkel went from 150 pounds to 390 pounds and became the leader of the Fat Friends Club, but his fame did not last long.