Breakfast at Karmuck's Interdimensional Cafe

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Summary

Fictional characters: they bleed, cry, and die for their stories. But what do they do after the final The End? Meet Laura and Alicia, two action heroines seeking new purpose in the Fiction Cosmos.

Genre:
Humor / Adventure
Author:
Yonghoo Jo
Status:
Ongoing
Chapters:
29
Rating:
n/a
Age Rating:
16+

Episode 1

The Author’s Tome:

“Well Laura, I haven’t heard you give any suggestions. What would you do given that we were stuck in an interdimensional limbo zone with nothing to do but sit and talk about the eccentricities of the greater multiverse?” Alicia brushed her long, unbound hair out of her eyes and behind her ears. She began regretting her decision not to learn how to style her own hair.

“Uh... we could go kill ourselves again. Though to be honest, the constant re-spawning’s kinda starting to give me headaches,” Laura replied. Her hair was comfortably brushed and tied to stay out of her face; perhaps Alicia should swallow her pride and ask her for a lesson; separation from her servants was taking its toll on her vision. “So anyway, I was still getting used to this whole interdimensional travel thing when I stumbled on this.” Laura dropped a colossal book, at least three feet thick, on the table.

“Is that the complete, un-bastardized Bible?”

“Nah, it’s called the Author’s Tome. Apparently it’s what the Omnipotent one one uses to jot down His thoughts before using His cosmic powers to decide what happens to us in our lives. That time you got infected with that awful disease? Right here. That time my dad got shot? Scheduled down to the minute.”

“Is that right?” Alicia said.

“It’s filled with detailed logs of all the various alternate dimensions and their denizens He’s created besides ours. Like this one where Rick is my son, I’m a boring middle aged cop, and you’re a psychopathic whore who sleeps with her dad. Oh, and you also did it with your brother at some point in here...” Alicia furrowed her eyebrows.

“I am psychopathic but I’m not that...”

“It’s labelled The Party Scandal: Draft 1A. Whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean. Ooh, how about this one where I’m basically Rambo and single handedly destroy every Islamic terror cell in the world alongside a handsome Israeli Mossad agent and save the President’s wife and kids? Multiple times. And I hook up with... dammit, why couldn’t I have been born into The Party Scandal: Draft 1C?”

“Probably because being an insufferable demi-god would have gotten boring very quickly. Let me see this...” Alicia snatched the book and flipped a few pages. “Well, in one universe, which The Author hasn’t bothered labelling, the two of us are gun toting magicians of some sort. Not only is the portrayed marksmanship completely impractical and implausible, I do not know how to use guns that well.”

“Huh, no wonder you’re always inventing ridiculous gadgets to fight people.” Laura took the book back and flipped through the pages. “So, you up for reading some of this?”

“What else are we going to do? We’re stuck in an interdimensional hub for The Author’s entertainment.”

“Beats being turned into a foppish, lovesick Mary Sue like most of the fanfiction section,” Laura quipped. They both shuddered.

“You make a strong case.”
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aritridcosta: This book is so realistic and casual . The book is full of humor and has such ideal and on-spot realistic characters. I can relate to this book so much. This is one of the best rom-com I've ever read (other best books are also yours. ) Lots of love and well wishes for ya 💕💕❤❤

Rusty_Blogger0912: I LOVED IT!!!!!!!! Every bit of it. I read it on Wattpad though. But nonetheless, dear author, you are truly gifted. The way you have weaved the story, you just stole my heart with your words. The story made me laugh, cry, made me feel so many emotions. Thank you for writing this story. Lots of l...

Ethel: I love the character of Octavia. Smart mouth. And she ia so funny. I also love the quirky character of the team.

Jay♾🤍: I loved this so much pleasee don’t tell me this is the end of it

vyy: A must read masterpiece🤌🏻, if u love reading teen-rom, then i recommend u reading this lovely story:)

Elaine June Creech: It was really good and it's a shame it has come to.an end as I was enjoying reading it. Hope u have another book on here or maybe the second one of this one on here as if u have I would love to read it

haylaalsayyadi: I love this book! I got sucked in and need to push myself to put the book down and quickly complete the things I needed to do to get back to the book xx

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Yvette: Need some cleanup there's a lot of over explaining to get a picture and it just makes it complicated and drawn out and I find myself having to read some paragraphs twice over just to get the gist of what the writers putting out there

Shifa: I loved this short story. Your a great author! I do wish there was a little more to the ending, but overall I think the plot was really creative!

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