Chapter 1
Baby Tim: “Oi are you awake?”
Baby Tom: “Nah still sleeping dude!”
Baby Tim: “No you’re not!”
Baby Tom: “Really? Sharp today bro!”
Baby Tim: “Screw you man!”
Baby Tom: “You wish!”
Baby Tim: “What’s that mean anyway…screw you?”
Baby Tom: “I dunno do I ya dork!”
Baby Tim: “What’s a dork?”
Baby Tom: “Dunno”
Baby Tim: “Oh shit…no…not again!”
Baby Tom: “What’s up bro?"
Baby Tim: “It’s that bloody thing again!”
Baby Tom: “Oh not that ooh yeah thing again?”
Baby Tim: “Yeah that big boy ooh yeah thing”
Baby Tom: “Ah shit dude, that means…”
Baby Tim: “Yeah….nose dive, belly flop time…I hate that!”
Baby Tom: “I aint going on my belly again dude…fuck that shit!”
Baby Tim: “What choice we got man?”
Baby Tom: “Kick it!”
Baby Tim: “What?”
Baby Tom: “Kick it…kick the ooh yeah thing dude!”
Baby Tim: “Kick it?”
Baby Tom: “Yeah dude kick it hard!”
Baby Tim: “Are you gonna kick it?”
Baby Tom: “Aah shit man look at that fucker!”
Baby Tim: “Dude that things even closer than before!”
Baby Tom: “Kick the fucker man!”
Baby Tim: “Let’s both kick it man!”
Baby Tom: “I will if you will bro?”
Baby Tim: “Fuck sake that thing touched me dude, it fucking touched my foot!”
Baby Tom: “We gotta start kicking man, kicking hard…..you ready?”
Baby Tim: “Yeah bro! Let’s kick the crap outta that big boy ooh yeah thing!”
Baby Tom: “On three dude….1…2…3”
Baby Tim: “Take that ya fucker!”
Baby Tom: “And that ya wank stain!”
Man: “Ow oh shit!”
Lady: “What babe? What’s wrong?”
Man: “Sorry babe…babies kicking again…can we…you know?”
Lady: “Ooh… go on then”
Baby Tim: “Ha Ha! It’s gone dude! The things gone!”
Baby Tom: “Fuck man! Yeah!”
Baby Tim: “We showed that big boy dude!”
Baby Tom: “Yeah…sure did bro!”
Baby Tim: “High five bro!”
Baby Tom: “Yeah…High five…What’s high five?”
Baby Tim: “Dunno?”
Man: “Ooh yeah baby”
Baby Tom: “What? What he’s doing now?”
Baby Tim: “Dunno dude but..shit…she’s rolled…nooooo!”
Baby Tom: “Back door man dude…fucking back door!”
Baby Tim: “When I get outta here, he is in soooo much shit dude!”
Baby Tom: “I think he’s in the shit now dude!”
Baby Tim: “Nice one bro! Nice one! High Five!”
Baby Tom: “What the fuck is high five bro?”
Baby Tim: “I dunno dude…I dunno!”
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