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The Ooh Yeah Thing

By Allan James Welsh All Rights Reserved ©

Other / Humor

Chapter 1

Baby Tim:  “Oi are you awake?”

Baby Tom:  “Nah still sleeping dude!”

Baby Tim:   “No you’re not!”

Baby Tom:  “Really? Sharp today bro!”

Baby Tim:   “Screw you man!”

Baby Tom:  “You wish!”

Baby Tim:  “What’s that mean anyway…screw you?”

Baby Tom:  “I dunno do I ya dork!”

Baby Tim:  “What’s a dork?”

Baby Tom:  “Dunno”

Baby Tim:  “Oh shit…no…not again!”

Baby Tom:  “What’s up bro?"

Baby Tim:   “It’s that bloody thing again!”

Baby Tom:  “Oh not that ooh yeah thing again?”

Baby Tim:   “Yeah that big boy ooh yeah thing”

Baby Tom:  “Ah shit dude, that means…”

Baby Tim:   “Yeah….nose dive, belly flop time…I hate that!”

Baby Tom:  “I aint going on my belly again dude…fuck that shit!”

Baby Tim:   “What choice we got man?”

Baby Tom:  “Kick it!”

Baby Tim:   “What?”

Baby Tom:  “Kick it…kick the ooh yeah thing dude!”

Baby Tim:   “Kick it?”

Baby Tom:  “Yeah dude kick it hard!”

Baby Tim:   “Are you gonna kick it?”

Baby Tom:  “Aah shit man look at that fucker!”

Baby Tim:   “Dude that things even closer than before!”

Baby Tom:  “Kick the fucker man!”

Baby Tim:   “Let’s both kick it man!”

Baby Tom:  “I will if you will bro?”

Baby Tim:  “Fuck sake that thing touched me dude, it fucking touched my foot!”

Baby Tom:  “We gotta start kicking man, kicking hard…..you ready?”

Baby Tim:   “Yeah bro! Let’s kick the crap outta that big boy ooh yeah thing!”

Baby Tom:  “On three dude….1…2…3”

Baby Tim:  “Take that ya fucker!”

Baby Tom:  “And that ya wank stain!”

           Man:  “Ow oh shit!”

          Lady:  “What babe? What’s wrong?”

           Man:  “Sorry babe…babies kicking again…can we…you know?”

          Lady:  “Ooh… go on then”

Baby Tim:   “Ha Ha! It’s gone dude! The things gone!”

Baby Tom:  “Fuck man! Yeah!”

Baby Tim:   “We showed that big boy dude!”

Baby Tom:  “Yeah…sure did bro!”

Baby Tim:   “High five bro!”

Baby Tom:  “Yeah…High five…What’s high five?”

Baby Tim:   “Dunno?”

          Man:  “Ooh yeah baby”

Baby Tom:  “What? What he’s doing now?”

Baby Tim:   “Dunno dude but..shit…she’s rolled…nooooo!”

Baby Tom:  “Back door man dude…fucking back door!”

Baby Tim:   “When I get outta here, he is in soooo much shit dude!”

Baby Tom:  “I think he’s in the shit now dude!”

Baby Tim:   “Nice one bro! Nice one! High Five!”

Baby Tom:  “What the fuck is high five bro?”

Baby Tim:   “I dunno dude…I dunno!”

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