Lesson 5: Afterwards
At this point you've made your wish, and now it is time to face the consequences be they good or bad. If you have followed the previous instructions carefully and diligently without screwing them up, then you should have nothing to worry about. If you do have something to worry about, don't worry. You still have two more wishes to rectify any mistakes your past wishes have made. (Sometimes you will be forced to make a new wish under certain circumstances [possibly caused by your past wish...]. It is very important at this point to have mastered the system. You might want to run the scenarios through your head a couple of times before hand. You really, REALLY need to learn how to work the system efficiently.)
Of course, that being said, you're stuck if you don't have any other wishes, which is implausible because you should if you are at all intelligent, which you probably aren't. (See title)
You need to really focus on how you did on your wish after you've made it. You need to make sure you see the bright side of your wish. You made the wish, you have to live with it. Nothing you can do can change that (unless of course you haven't lost all of your wishes, which as we established earlier, you should'nt've, which we also established earlier, you have). There is always a silver lining to every cloud. (Fun Fact: There is also a gold lining to every pupil. Note: some people's are more prominent than others. Some are virtually non-existent, but they are still there.)
You also should think about how lucky you are that YOU got a wish from a genie, and you got to use that wish, and that you are still alive. Now, you should also consider that while the genie is devilishly talented at finding loopholes in your wishes, you can be devilishly talented in finding loopholes in the rules (More to come).
You should keep in mind, and this is so so very important, DON'T GO CORRUPT! You have power now. Oh, sweet salivatory power. Power, hehe POWER! Oops, sorry. Uh, what was I saying? OH yes! Don't go corrupt with power. It is very handy, but having it should not be taken lightly. A wise uncle once said, "with great power comes great responsibility." I disagree. I believe that with great power comes opportunities to gain a good retirement then slack off, pal. No more of dat responsibility stuffs. BUT. You need to use the power wisely, like a wise old uncle, and put it to good use. Don't treat people like slaves, and don't treat people like your better than them. Just act... responsibly. Note: Acting responsibly is not the same as being responsible. Once your performance is over, you can stop acting! (:
Now remember, Focus on:
- Seeing the bright side of the wish
- Observing how well you did
- Observing how lucky you are
- Not going mad with POWE=- power
There. Got it memorized?
Now I'm going to go look into your homes and see how many of you actually look into the mirror looking for a gold ring in your eye. Bye!