Publisher’s Note to the Reader
This manuscript was discovered, handwritten and dog-eared, in an abandoned storage unit in Upstate New York. The author could not be located, and after much deliberation, the decision was made to publish the story as written, with no alterations. We should like to note that we do not necessarily endorse the author’s views, nor have we validated the accuracy of the events he claims to have experienced.
Due to the bizarre and sometimes inscrutable nature of the writing, a few explanatory and apologetic editor’s notes have been sprinkled sparingly throughout. Our hope is that you enjoy this strange tale despite its flaws.