Introduction and nonsense
Why hello hello hello! You stopped to see my book.. but why? Out of the hundreds.. no, thousands! Of books, you picked my junky one. Huh. Well this is a book about me talking about random things. (Oh wow, very original) so sit back, relax, and probably not read.
Why is the word graham so weird? Why the weird spelling, I mean, you pronounce it gram. There’s no need for the h or the extra a. Is it because they are hiding the fact each time you eat a graham cracker, you weigh one more gram? (Have you ever thought of that?) Maybe we can find out in the next Area 51 raid.
Graham schmam, we don’t need no graham.