I hope you got rid of him
When you say get rid of him you don’t mean kill, do you because if so I’m going to have to say wrong number
No not kill
My boss was supposed to fire this guy
Yea I got one of those too
They are super annoying
Tell me about it
Sorry you aren’t him so I’m gonna go
Okay mysterious stranger
Sorry super bored
On a scale of 1-10 how busy would you say you are??
Sorry dude, not doing that
I’ve got important work to do
Same but not a dude
Also got a concussion
So today sucks
How’d you get a concussion?
Apparently it’s illegal to sleep in the car
Care to explain a little more
I’m just bored and you responded back so you stuck with my awesomeness
So much awesomeness
You messaged me after I told you that I wasn’t going to talk to you
Why don’t you get rid of this number...
Because that takes too much effort
Yet texting me doesn’t require anything?
Shit I gotta go before I get caught