Introduction
This book has been writing itself for years. My beloved friends and family have been asking me to write this book for about the same amount of time. Until now, these chapters are a part of my daily journal writings for the last 20+ years, with The Creator as my only audience.
I am classifying this as “Fiction” only because I changed some of the names to protect their privacy. And because I didn’t want to get sued by the few celebrity mentions in the book. If somehow, those people get their hands on this, thanks for enriching my life. LOL
I hope you enjoy my crazy episodes. I lived all of this, so someone should at least get the opportunity to crack a smile while reading about it. Oh and there is some adult content in here so if you aren’t of age, stop reading now. I won’t be responsible for corrupting young minds. Uh. Anymore than I may have already.
If you don’t crack a smile after reading the entire book, check your pulse. You just might be dead.
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