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Life is Short, so Lick the Bowl

By Andria M. Redlin-Author All Rights Reserved ©

Humor

Blurb

These are not the tales of a society lady. These are candid confessions of one woman who finally realized that what society expects of women these days is utter rubbish. You know what we do with rubbish, right? Of course you do. But be warned---once you take it out to the curb, it will keep trying to come back. Don't let it. Life is too short to be the perfect woman, so lick the damn bowl and enjoy life!

Introduction

I am not a ‘super-wife’ or ‘super-mom,’ and I think those who are have unknowingly deceived themselves. They have been sucked into the male-generated conception of what is expected of women in the modern age. In my opinion, way too much is expected of us, but so many people consider a woman’s heavy workload to be ‘normal,’ that we don’t even realize how brainwashed we have become. If you happen to be one of these overworked women who hardly has time to take a pee without her family bashing down the bathroom door, you can relate.

In this book, you will find hilariously-written scenarios of my life that illustrate the perils of being a woman in the modern age. Basically, this is a chronicle of all the crap we have to put up with on a daily basis, and my refusal to accept it all with grace and dignity. Hopefully, my stories will entertain you, bring you a bit of comfort, or at the very least, let you know that you are not the only woman fighting this fight.


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