JANICE AFTER THE ANNIVERSARY
That had gone well. As far as everyone was concerned they were the perfect couple. Even Joline had to concede that they were meant for each other. As much as Janice tried to convince herself, she didn’t buy it. They were anything but perfect. In fact, they were too perfect. Almost robotic. Jason always said the right things. He always bought the right wine. He always bought the right gifts. His hair was perfect. So was his suit. It drove her nuts!
In her crazy moments, she could imagine that his daytimer was filled with post it notes saying things like “do this now” or “If she says this, you say that” or any one of a hundred commands that any good robot could understand. Thank God she wasn’t a drinker! Just imagine what she would come up with if she were drunk!” She had to chuckle at the absurdity of it all.