Xmas The New Holiday Boss
"Dashing through blood covered snow
Mr. Thanksgiving, like Russian sanctions-he is Europe played like a ho',
"Along with his partner in crime Jack Frost
Because he forgot who is the holiday boss,
"They invaded Santa's home
Now the shit is Northern lights 24/7 on,
"So, fuck the fun and children's games
Now its Taliban terrorist living without any shame,
"A white Christmas that will turn into war torn red
But one thing for certain they will be dead,
"On the Pot-Pie Palace where Mr. Thanksgiving resides
Feathers and flesh begin to fly,
"The elves are toy gun popping with deadly effect
Headless horseman to the rest-now they are bleeding with no neck,
"Death to over five-hundred of his goober-gobber family members
A massacre in the middle of ice-cold December,
"Santa then let in the winter wolf for Mr. Thanksgiving to meet
Now cannibalistic teeth and claws is making him scream so sweet,
"On the way back Santa sleigh was hit on target
By a suicide drone probably bought on the Iranian market,
"Burning elves fell to their pointy-eared death
Jingle bells ringing until their last breath,
"Santa crashed into the side of Grinch mountain-yelling oh shit
Before him, his sleigh and eight reindeer went over a cliff,
"In the darkness grinned the evil known as the 'mean one'
Calling on his cell he wickedly laughed 'the fat fucker is done',
"Twerking with glee his maggot-infested green fur shook
As he headed out to gather dead elves to be gumbo cooked,
"Back at Santa's village elves were forced to fuck Misses Clause
Or feel the permanent effect of frozen balls,
"Once done Jack Frost dragged her into the village's town hall
And ice nailed her naked body against the naughty list wall,
"He had the Yeti ass fuck Rudolph until his nose begin to glow
Then ice sickles to the head and left Rudolph dead in the snow,
"Those that survived swore forever fealty to the king Jack Frost
Recognizing him as the new holiday boss".
