Minions
WANTED:
Enthusiastic evil overlord
looking for
minions.
Must be able to
Sing
Dance
and Act SCARY.
Some experience with
Ray Guns
Freeze Rays
Giant Lasers
and Man-eating Sharks
would be
Preferable.
Please contact
Lord Darron the Dark
in the
Darkest Cave Lair
on the peak of
Mt. Urique.