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Minions

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Summary

A poem parody of a wanted ad for a villain looking for minions.

Genre:
Poetry / Humor
Author:
AG Stewart
Status:
Complete
Chapters:
1
Rating:
n/a
Age Rating:
13+

Minions

WANTED:

Enthusiastic evil overlord

looking for

minions.

Must be able to

Sing

Dance

and Act SCARY.

Some experience with

Ray Guns

Freeze Rays

Giant Lasers

and Man-eating Sharks

would be

Preferable.

Please contact

Lord Darron the Dark

in the

Darkest Cave Lair

on the peak of

Mt. Urique.

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