My NOT So Prince Charming

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Summary

He was perfect! That's what you were expecting me to say, right? He has issues. Okay, issues would be putting it lightly. My boyfriend is a 300 year-old, psychotic vampire, and this is my fairy-tale.

Genre:
Romance / Humor
Author:
VerisVaradis
Status:
Ongoing
Chapters:
3
Rating:
n/a
Age Rating:
16+

Prologue

I can feel his breath on my neck, bathing it in a moist chill. I gulp slowly, praying that he doesn’t notice my rapidly beating pulse. I stare out at the abandoned cul-de-sac around me. The usually cheery pink and blue hues of the painted bricks look much more menacing at night. As I feel the tip of his cold lips pressing lightly against my skin, I inwardly groan. How could I be so stupid! The realization of all the consequences of inviting a full fledged vampire over to your house are dawning on me all too late. I glance over to see his piercing blue eyes staring at me. I guess I can’t be helped. I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and open my mouth to expel my last chance for survival.

“Pineapple!!!!”

He groans and takes a step back, both hands raised feebly above his head. His eyes change to a more subtle grey as he grins sheepishly at me, and I hold my breath to keep from sighing. He looks so much more innocent when he’s not in full force blood sucking mode. That simple brown crew cut is so misleading.

“What now?” He whines in his adorably nasal tone. “Why can’t I be sexy?” He takes a step toward me, arms reaching for my waist.

I slap his hands away. “Because I’m not a tween.”

He steps back; his lip curling under and eyes growing wide. If I didn’t know that he was three-hundred years older than I was, I probably would have thought that type of move was either pitiful or cute. Not that a small part of my heart did not twinge at the puppy dog look.

“But…” he whimpered. “But you…”

Oh no. He’s going to say it, I think giving myself a mental face palm.

“But You’re my girlfriend. Don’t you love me?”

Yes… that question… you’re probably wondering how I got into such a… well… awkward situation. It would probably be best to start from the beginning, before I met my psychotic, vampire boyfriend.

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Further Recommendations

gjahvr: Cannot get the stars to work properly to answer the questions above.The plot is well done but simple spelling mistakes and improper words require editing.Would recommend book to mature adult.

Rory Xiong: Ending was unexpected

Yz Cali: good story. interesting and i want to read it continually. i hope i can read it the whole book.

Melissa Nedd: I liked the plot but disliked the grammatical errors. I would recommend this book to my reading friends

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manjot kaur: The story is amazing and sexy and wont bore you for even once !! Loved it !! Thank you author for wrighting it .

Simone Pereira: The plot took so much time to unravel, in short it was very slow. But overall, very good book, recommended if you are feeling horny.

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Shannon Hines: I have read all 6 books in 2 days. You truly bring these characters to life. I have felt pain for them. I have felt joy for them. I could not stop. I hope there will be more. You are truly gifted as a writer. Your characters become real to the readers.

Sampleofhispasta: If you love Romance, Gang, and NOT CLICHE this is the book for you. YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!!!IT'S A MUST READ!!! I HONESTLY LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH!!!! <3

Kanchikanchi: Needs polishing,Storyline is integral to this book's success but the backstory is a little muddy,The inconsistency in the updates is frustrating.Eagerly waiting for another chapter and hoping the author's alright :)

Venus Madamba Bilango: I like the storyline, but the development of the story is a little beat slow. Nevertheless i can recommend this story for a reading.

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