Blame It On Me

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"Alright. When he gets back, I am going to play it cool. No drooling, staring, or any arguments with you two." I was gesturing to my heart and mind.

What the hell did I do? My mind asked.

You won't shut up, you keep arguing with my heart and you're giving me a headache. I said to it.

Haha she told your ass! My heart laughed.

You're in trouble too. I said.


Because you are just as annoying as my mind.


Don't you even bitch me! Will you just please stop embarrassing me. I beg of you.

Alright fine but you do that yourself. The conversation finally came to somewhat of an end but I got a little headache.

I heard a knock at the door. I looked through the peeping hole and saw that it was Riley with a box in his hands. I quickly opened the door and moved out of his way so he could set the box down.

He wiped his forehead with the back of his hand. "Damn that thing was heavy." He breathed. He looked at me and laughed; "sorry about the language."

"It's alright. I really don't care." I shrugged my shoulders.

"Okay. I just didn't want to offend you."

"Don't worry, you didn't."

"Good." We shared a little moment of laughter. "I'm gonna go take a shower real quick." Riley stated out of the blue.

"Okay." I replied.

"Wanna join me?"


"Don't worry I'm just kidding. But if you want to, I wouldn't mind. You're hot as fuck and I would love getting my hands around that tiny little waist." He smirked.

"You're such a perv." I turned and saw a girl leaning against the doorway with her arms folded.

Who the fuck is she? I asked myself.

"No I'm not. The ladies love guys like me." He winked at me and flicked his tongue when he said the word love.

"Ugh. I am so sorry about my brother." She heaved to me. She extended her hand and said; "hi. I'm Marcy, I'm dimwit's sister." I shook her hand.

"I'm Naomi." I smiled.

"What room do you have?" Riley asked his sister.

"Room 195. I live just a few rooms down the hall. I wish I was rooming with my brother to save any other girl from his horny actions." She giggled.

"I have more control over my hormones than I let you think. And you only want to room with me so you can cockblock me." He scoffed.

"Oh grow up!"

"It was a j-ok-ke." He laughed while she was hitting him on his arm.

"You're such an embarrasment sometimes!"

"Love you too."


"Whatever. You're just jealous that my junk is bigger than your imaginary boyfriend's."

"I never said I had a boyfriend. And even if I did, his junk would be bigger than 2cm." She giggled. I couldn't help but bust out laughing at her cruel remark.

He looked at me and I regained my posture. "What's so funny doll face?" He was referring to me.

"Nothing." I dropped my gaze to the floor and hid my little smile.

When I looked back up, he was right in front of me.

Holy Christmas tree!

My heart jumped. He put his hands around my waist and rubbed his thumbs on the top of my shorts.

"Can-I help, you?" I stuttered. He just gave me a charming grin.

He slid his hands underneath my shirt and felt around my stomach, but then stopped at my belly button. "You got a piercing?" He asked.

"Uh- yeah."

"Let me see." He went to pull up my shirt but I grabbed his hands and stopped him.

"You're making her uncomfortable douche bag." Marcy pulled him away from me and had a look of disgust on her face. He was about to say something, but two guys and a girl popped into the doorway. "Hey Janessa!" Marcy greeted the girl. The three people walked in and all stood by Riley and Marcy.

"Uh I thought that this was your room Riles." One of the guys said while giving me a weird look.

"It is. I just get a hot girl as a roommate." He smiled creepily.

"Damn you and your good luck. I'm stuck with a weird guy."

"Hey! I'm that guy!" The other boy shouted.

"I know." He faked shivered. The other boy playfully punched him in the arm and they all started laughing.

"I'm Janessa. This is my brother Ryan and our friend Justin." Janessa said.

"I'm Naomi." I awkwardly waved.

"Aw she's so cute." Janessa said to Marcy. "Please don't let your brother ruin her."

"I'll try." Marcy laughed.

"Do you guys want to order a pizza?" Justin asked the group. We all nodded and he pulled out his phone and started dialing a number.

"So where are you from?" Justin asked me while stuffing pizza in his mouth.

"Texas." I said before taking a small bite out of my pizza.

"Seriously. So do you say YEHAH!?"

"No, but we do say y'all."

"Oh. So is it true about everything being bigger in Texas?"


"NOTHING, is bigger than my dick!" Riley cut me off and yelled.

"I'm pretty sure I have a bigger dick than you and I don't even have one." I mocked. Marcy and Janessa choked on their pizza from laughing so hard.

"I l-love her!" Marcy laughed.

I smiled at them. I looked at Riley and his two friends, and they were trying so hard not to laugh with us.

"Damn doll face. That was cold. But if you think your larger than me, prove yourself right now."

"Absolutely not. I'm not taking off my pants."

"Oh come on doll face."

"Don't call me doll face."

"What do you want me to call you? Babe, honey, sweetheart? You name it."

"Just call me Naomi."

"Nah. I think I've settled on doll face."

"Ugh." I folded my arms and rolled my eyes which only caused a sexy smirk on his face.

We were sitting in mine and Riley's room in the middle of the floor. Neither Riley or I had a TV so we couldn't watch anything. We all just sat there talking about our classes and our lives.

"Will you help me get something out of my car?" Riley pulled me aside.

"Uh, yeah sure." I said.

"Riley, keep your dirty little hands to your dirty little self." Marcy warned when the two of us walked out the door.

"You drive a Porsche?" I asked Riley when we got to his car.

"Yeah. You like?" His wink was so hot I thought I would melt.


"What do you drive?"

"A 2004 Cj5 Jeep."

"Oh dear lord! I've got to see that. How does it run?"

"Uh. It still has its horn."

"You're cute." He winked at me again and I felt my spine tingle.

"Thank you?" I didn't know how to respond properly to his cuteness.

He popped open his trunk and grabbed a little box and handed it to me. "What's in here?" The box wasn't all that heavy, but it wasn't light either.

"Some old records and mix tapes." He replied while grabbing a more larger box than mine.

He closed the trunk and walked forward. "Can I see your Jeep?" He smiled.

"Sure but don't make fun of Rick. He is very sensitive."

"You named your Jeep Rick?"

"Uh yeah. Who wouldn't?"

"Normal people."

"Fuck normal people." I laughed. We finally got to Rick and I was so happy to see him. "There he is!" I screeched in joy.

"He looks like a piece of crap." Riley chuckled. I kicked him in the shin.

"Stop being such an ass!"

"Ow! What the hell was that for?"

"Hurting Rick's feelings! It's okay Rick. He didn't mean it. I still love you." I set my box down and hugged my Jeep.

"What took you song long?" Ryan asked Riley and I as we entered back into the room.

"We went to go see her Jeep." Riley rolled his eyes and rubbed his shin where I kicked him. "This still hurts you know." He looked at me with stern eyes.

"That's what you get when you act like a jackass." I crossed my arms and spoke with high levels of sass in my tone.

We sat back down and finished the pizza. "I heard that Boomer is having a party." Ryan smiled.

"Yeah. We should go. Doll face, you're coming too." Riley smiled at me.

"What if I don't want to go?" I teased.

"Then I'll drag you by feet."

"Uh, that's called torture."

"It's not torture if you like it."

"Oh, believe me, I won't." I crumpled up my napkin and threw it at him.


Riley quickly got up and ran towards me. I scrambled away from him, but his long arms caught my waist and he easily picked me up.

"Put me down! I'm sorry! Put me down!" I was laughing so hard I could barely scream.

He laid me on his bed and started tickling me.

"Oh my god no! No, please stop! I'm really ticklish! Riley I beg of you!"

"Sorry doll face, but I ain't stopping."

"Stop it."

"Ryan! Justin! Help hold her down." He called for them and they came. Ryan held my arms and Justin tangled with my legs while Riley lifted my shirt and tickled my stomach.

"Alright boys, lay off. Give her some room." Janessa and Marcy finally came to my rescue and got them away from me. But Riley climbed on top of my and held my arms down.

"Are you gonna throw anything at me ever again?" He laughed.

"No, I promise I won't." I giggled.

"That's what I thought." He got off me and cleaned up the pizza box.

"Alright. We should get going. It's getting pretty late and I have class in the morning." Marcy said as she, Janessa, Ryan, and Justin threw away their cups and got their stuff.

"Okay see y'all later." I opened the door for them and waved goodbye.

"She said it!" Justin laughed joyfully.

"I said it jus' for yew' Justin." I did my best Texas accent which made everyone laugh. They all left and I shut the door and locked it.

I ran to the bathroom and peed and brushed my teeth and all that good jazz. I came back out and grabbed a pj shirt and some soft shorts to sleep in and went to go back to the bathroom, but Riley stood in my way.

"Can you move please?" I asked him with annoyance in my voice.

"No. What's wrong with changing out here?"

"You're here and I refuse to change in front of you."


"Because, that's weird. You will never see me naked no matter how hard you try."

"I don't have to try. I can give you a little wink, and you'll start stripping."

"As if." I snorted in the most unattractive way possible but that just generated a smirk to appear on his lips.

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