"are you sure you want to do this?"
"yes, of course. This is the reason i come to this place."
"hmm, you know this is a variety show and it's live. So, i am not sure if we are gonna talk about this because it's inappropriate."
"c'mon man. this is gonna be hits. This topic will increase your show's rating. i have a feeling that this is gonna be hits."
"let me talk this to my producer."
20 minutes later
"okay, we agree to talk about this but you have to sign this paper because this topic is going to be risk this show"
"okay", the man sign the paper.
"good. get ready in 30 minutes. We're gonna do this."
You must be confused, don't you?
of course you confused and if you don't, you might think this story is piece of shit. It's okay. It's a-okay.
Let me introduce myself. I'm Steve Carson. I'm an undergraduate student who learn about physics. I am piece of fucking goddamn shit. I don't have any medal olympiad and i'm horrible. Sometimes, i feel sorry for myself because why i want to learn physics in university. This study is not really money maker, you know what i mean, right? I should learn business or accounting to make more money and rich. Why i didn't do that? Shit. Anyway, it's really depressing if you become a undergraduate student in science degree because you have to read books everyday. I don't have much time to find love, family, friends. It's stressful. However, one day i met a beautiful new lecturer. Her name is Lianna. She's just back from her study overseas. Her skin is white but not like corpse skin. She wore glasses. She has unique hairstyle, maybe it comes from overseas culture effect. At the first time, I didn't fall in love with her. But one day oh i forget. That's part of the show! i should talk that in that show, not you. I am invited for the show because i really want express it. It's a variety talk show named Late night with Billy Victory. He is host of that show and he is famous because soap opera named "Bill Vic". It was crappy show. That's why the show finally cut this year and he has his own show.
"Steve, come here, we're going to on air." Said the tv crew
"hello, fella. I can't believe it kid. You have guts to tell your creepy ass shit story" Said Bill Victory. He seems very happy and always want laugh like alien from spring breakers.
"Well, i am steve carson, bitch. that's why i am in here and i am ready to rock."
Make up crew try to make us. 10 minutes later, finally the show is ready
"Get ready, 3,2,1. Action!" Said the tv crew
The intro music is playing but it's really different tone than usual. It sounds hip hop and late when the music is going to end it changes to sad music. That intro really represents my love life. Shit.
"You guys know this kid! This kid is hilarious and his work are really freakin' dope. It's Steven Carson!"
I come to his place. Shakes his hand. Then, i sit on the sofa. Audience go nuts. They give applause to me and few of them say "wooooo"
"So, how are you?"
"I'm good. Pretty good."
"Do you know why do you come here? become a guest in this show?"
"Of course i know the reason because i'm famous because of my work and tragedy."
"Wow wow wow. What's tragedy?" Ask Billy with sympathy tone