<Dorian "Rabbit" Ponder>
I haven't been home in almost three months. I miss my own bed, sitting on my own couch, watching my own tv, using my own shower. I just miss my own stuff. Since I'm not shackled down to an old lady, and I don't have any kids to deal with, I do a lot of the out-of-town jobs for the MC. I'm also in pretty high demand because I have a scary ability to find out information about things that otherwise can't be found.
I pull up in my driveway, turn off my bike, and take a deep breath...finally I am home. As I am getting my duffle bag unhooked from my bike, a car pulling into the house next door catches my eye. Out steps this very petite brunette girl, and I feel bad for looking at her because she doesn't look old enough to be legal. She doesn't even look up at me, but I can tell she is a very beautiful girl. God, if you are listening...please let this be a sign that a college girl sorority has moved in next door to me.
I wait a couple of minutes in hopes that my new neighbor might come back out to her car, but I lose patience and decided to get myself in the house and clean up. I walk into the house and take my bag straight to the laundry room to put clothes in the washer. I strip down tossing those clothes in the washer as well so I can wash these nasty ass clothes. Now for a well-deserved hot shower! When I walk into the bathroom, I look out of the window and notice my neighbor is sitting at a picnic table under the huge oak tree in the yard. She has a pile of books in front of her, and she is writing at a speed that I can't even comprehend. I wonder what has her studying so hard.
I get done with my shower, admire my toned body in the mirror, get dressed and head to the kitchen to see if I happen to have anything left in the freezer that I can cook for dinner later. Ha! I hit the jackpot. I have two steaks that I had already marinated and froze a few months ago. That will do. Looks like I will be grilling this evening...in the backyard...