UNITED SPACE ORGANISATION
GLOBAL ANOMALY DIVISION
30281 PROVINCE 2, EARTH
Reply to attn. of CDR ERIK GAREN
It is incumbent upon me to bring to your attention the recent anomaly in the electrical charge on Earth. After a noticeable deviance in the data of a routine atmospheric electricity measure, we have found through thorough experimentation that the saturation of electrically charged particles in Earth's troposphere has increased beyond the maximum of the Carnegie curve.
Further experiments are currently being conducted to rule out alternative explanations for the unusual data, but at this time I can confirm that the anomaly is real. We have also begun experimentation on the composition of electrical charge in the stratosphere and mesosphere, and fully intend to test the upper atmosphere once results are received in a fortnight.
I urge you to consider the implications of such a change to Earth's atmosphere, and the danger if such anomalous saturation continues to increase.
Please advise how you would like to proceed.
Dr Markus Valdwick
USO Head Anomalistic Researcher