How to use this book (with cautions)
Do not attempt to seek out any of these fictional universes, for you will be mocked. Who will mock you is not the concern of the reader. All you need to know is that you will be shunned from society; the only society that exists is this one that you are living in.
You are real. If you feel like you aren't, stop reading the book immediately, and call the provided helpline: 999-1-049035 (or text FEELING-SMALL-MISER to 053-32-542-3008).
Proceed with these warnings. If you finish the book, take a deep breath, and look around you. Everything is normal. Everything is right. You don't need to question everything all the time. Little bits of everything is how life works all of the time. Why be bored when you can be content with the life that your Religion gave you, if any?
It is okay to read the book now. Please continue.