Diary- Some Hermit Outside Raliegh, North Carolina
Damn! I saw one of them today. A terrifying creature, approaching me slowly, staggering, staring me in the face hungrily. I had concealed carry, but I was afraid, and yelled at him, "Leave, demon, go away!" It continued towards me, adamant as ever. I tried to run, but my bad back just stopped me there. Just inches away from my face, I could see a mix of blood and phlegm in its mouth. I pulled the gun and fired, blowing forth its brains before I would become a member of the living dead.
Better write to Congress, have the military mobilize against these demons. Otherwise, we're all screwed.