Washington Post- Front Page- Scientist Kills New York Times Reporter
Breaking News- Virologist Maximillian Genetti, infected with a new, virulent strain of Ebola, recently lashed out at and ate New York Times reporter Jayden Crow. "Quite a bit" of grotesque remnants were at the scene when a nurse arrived, and the virologist was nowhere to be found. The reporter had apparently been asking for classified information from a Doctors Without Borders experiment near Tsaritsyn, Russia, having to do with the dangerous...
For more, see "ZOMBIE VIROLOGIST", Page A2
(Scrawled in margin by Doug Lawrance- "Holy crud. Read this, honey. Is this true?")