Wait, That Wasn't In The Agenda

In the city of Logica, where precision and pattern were the cornerstones of society, Dr. Elena Turing prepared for another day at the Institute for Neurological Variations. As the

leading researcher of Excessive Social Dependency Disorder (ESDD), she had dedicated her career to understanding the curious behaviors of the majority population.

Elena straightened her perfectly organized desk, each item precisely positioned at the right angle. She checked her watch—7:30 a.m. sharp—and opened her research notes.

“Subject observation, Day 247,” she dictated to her recording device. “The neurologically variant subjects continue to display puzzling behavioral patterns. They appear physically uncomfortable with silence, filling empty conversational space with meaningless sound combinations called ‘small talk.’ When asked why they engage in this behavior, many cannot provide a logical explanation beyond ‘it’s what people do.’”

Her assistant, Marcus, entered the laboratory at 8:00 a.m., neither a second early nor late. Like Elena, he appreciated efficiency and clarity.

“The new subjects have arrived,” he said, without unnecessary greeting rituals. “I’ve placed them in Observation Room 3.”

Through the one-way glass, Elena observed five individuals displaying classic ESDD symptoms. They stood uncomfortably close to one another, their faces contorting into exaggerated expressions. One subject repeatedly touched another’s shoulder while speaking, a common invasion behavior that ESDD individuals seemed unable to control.

“Note how Subject B uses indirect communication patterns,” Marcus observed. “Rather than stating her need for the temperature to be adjusted, she sighed three times, looked

at the thermostat twice, and asked if ‘anyone else feels warm’ without addressing her request.”

Elena nodded. “Fascinating. The neurotypical communication system remains incredibly inefficient.”

Later that day, Elena attended the weekly meeting of the Scientific Council. The council chamber was designed for optimal sensory comfort, featuring soft lighting, minimal auditory distractions, and adequate personal space between the twelve members.

Council Chair Dr. Wei began at 14:00: “Today, we will discuss the funding allocation for research on ESDD. The prevalence of this condition appears to be holding steady at approximately 67% of the population.”

Dr. Afolayan presented her findings. “Our latest research indicates that ESDD individuals continue to organize their societies around confusing social hierarchies rather than logical systems. They frequently prioritize social conformity over efficiency and innovation. They appear genuinely distressed when others don’t maintain eye contact during interaction, despite this having no impact on information transfer.”

After the meeting, Elena walked home, enjoying the orderly city streets. In Logica, buildings were designed with careful attention to sensory considerations. Advertisements were informational rather than attention-grabbing. Public transportation ran with mathematical precision.

At her apartment building, Elena encountered her neighbor, David, who had been diagnosed with mild ESDD but had learned to adapt well to a logical society.

“Hello, Elena!” he said, with slightly more volume than necessary. “Beautiful weather we’re having, isn’t it?”

Elena glanced outside. “The temperature and humidity are within optimal parameters.” She acknowledged.

David laughed, another curious ESDD behavior that often occurs without a clear stimulus.

“You’re always so literal! That’s what I like about you.”

Elena considered this. The majority population’s tendency toward figurative language and emotional reasoning had historically complicated societal progress. Before the Great Reformation, when logical thinkers had finally gained cultural acceptance and societal influence, human advancement had progressed at a glacial pace.

“The scientific committee would value your participation in our outreach program,” Elena said to David. “Your ability to translate between logical and emotional communication styles is statistically unusual.”

“I’d be happy to help! Please don't make me do those awful direct-question exercises. So uncomfortable.”

Elena nodded. The ESDD’s tendency to avoid straightforward communication remained one of the most persistent challenges in integration efforts.

As she entered her apartment, Elena reflected on humanity’s evolutionary journey. Historical records show that every significant scientific and technological breakthrough has come from those with logical pattern thinking who had once been marginalized as “spectrum” or “neurodiverse.” Only when society finally recognized their value did human Civilization truly flourish.

Elena thought that without logical minds focusing on patterns and systems rather than social rituals, humans would still be arguing over tribal territories instead of exploring the stars.

Her research journal noted, “Perhaps the greatest peculiarity of ESDD individuals is their persistent belief that their neurological configuration represents the optimal human design, despite all historical evidence to the contrary.”