Shades Away (Creations & Carnivores #15)

Hello!…

My name is Shades, and I go by that name specifically because I almost always wear shades that can reveal different messages to people.

Now, why don’t I just tell people my messages verbally instead of having them appear on my shades?…

Well, sometimes I do; but on other occasions it just kinda flows better for me to reveal the messages on my shades, ya know?…

I mean, for example; if I ever end up asking someone to marry me then I am 100% going to have the “Will you marry me?” proposal appear on my shades while I do a cool grin instead of talking!…

I mean; it would just be more my style, ya know?…

But then sometimes my shades aren’t the best way to reveal messages to people!…

I mean, for example, what if someone isn’t looking at me and I wanna say something to them?…

Like, it would be pretty silly for me to have my shades convey the message in that situation because then the person wouldn’t receive the message!…

And so it’s all about doing what makes the most sense and flows the best in each situation!…

Well, anyway; one day I was walking along and then someone ran towards me and said, “Give me your money, man!!!…” and then I had my shades reveal the word “Stop” to him, and then he suddenly! began screaming in terror!; and then I said, “Hmmm…

I didn’t expect you to scream in terror just because my shades asked you to stop trying to rob me…” and then the person pointed behind me, and then I turned around and saw that it looked like there were lots of flames! right behind me!; and I was very puzzled because the flames weren’t burning me or anything, and they weren’t even causing me to feel any of the heat that normal flames would’ve caused me to feel!…

Weird…

But then suddenly! a horned person who was carrying a pitchfork appeared!; and then they said, “Hello, gentlemen…

I sensed that some EVIL was happening around here, and so I decided to come and join in on the fun!…” and then the wannabe-robber began running! away! as fast as he could!; and then the horned person frowned and said, “Well, this complicates things…

And so now I have to choose whether to enjoy a bunch of EVIL right here or whether to follow that person and enjoy a bunch of EVIL wherever he might be running off to…” and then I caused my shades to reveal a message that said, “Up to you…” and then the horned person began laughing diabolically!; and then they said, “Don’t think that you’re safe from me, Mr. sunglasses…

I’ll be back for you later…

Muahahahahahahahahahaha!…” and then they ran off!…; and then I said, “Yikes!…

I almost feel kinda bad for that wanna-be robber…

But, also, that person who appears to be Satan did promise to come back for me later, and so that means that I’m gonna wanna try n’ figure out some way to be able to defend myself from them!…” and so then I headed off towards a weapons store in hopes that whoever was running the store would be selling some weapons that would enable me to defeat the Devil in a fight if they were to follow through on their threat to come back for me later…