Happy
Hello!
My name is Lucy!
And I was stuck inside of the belly of a tyrannosaurus rex with my boyfriend Kenneth and 2 other friends of mine named Heidi and Carter; and Carter had just posed a very interesting question about whether the 4 of us might end up being trapped alive inside of the belly of the tyrannosaurus rex who had gobbled us up for all of eternity; and then Heidi had stated that she thought that Carter’s question was a good one!…; and so then I said, “But wouldn’t we die without food and beverages though?…” and then Kenneth said, “Perhaps…
But what if for some reason magic prevents us from needing food and beverages while we’re trapped inside of here for some reason!…” and then Carter said, “Lol, they never taught us in school about how tyrannosaurus rex bellies could provide immortality to their guests, lol…” and then Heidi said, “We’ve all been failed by the schools that we went to!…
Very unfortunate…” and then I said, “Though wouldn’t this tyrannosaurus rex have to stay alive for all of eternity in order for us to stay alive inside of the belly of this tyrannosaurus rex for all of eternity?…” and then Kenneth said, “Not necessarily, my love!…
Because, let’s say that the Reaper decided to lead this tyrannosaurus rex to the afterlife without this tyrannosaurus rex ever actually experiencing a loss-of-body first!…
And so then all 4 of us and this tyrannosaurus rex would all just head on over to the afterlife without ever losing our bodies!, even though perhaps this tyrannosaurus rex would’ve technically still been clinically dead for a very short amount of time before being revived and then led away to the afterlife by the Reaper…” and then I said, “That definitely could, in theory, be a possibility, for sure, my love!…
Because, I mean, that would explain why the schools that we went to never taught us about how living inside of the belly of a tyrannosaurus rex can grant people immortality!; because, like, most of that immortality would still be lived out in the afterlife!…” and then Carter said, “Sounds logical to me!…
Or as logical as anything that’s been happening lately has been, anyway…” and then Heidi said, “Yes indeed…
Because, I mean, so much of what’s been happening lately has just seemed to defy all logic!; whether it’s how that cave transported us over to another place, or how we’re somehow still alive even though we’re inside of the belly of a tyrannosaurus rex, or how that bottle of cider came to life!, or how those dice changed into a person named Dice-Dude!…” and then I said, “Yup!…
And that’s only the abridged list too!…; as if those events alone wouldn’t be logic-defying enough!, lol…
I mean, the magic or whatever that’s been happening has been so incredibly surprising and bizarre and random that I wouldn’t be surprised if…, like…, let’s say that the heart necklace that Kenneth gave to me on Valentine’s Day were to just tell Kenneth and I farewell!… just like that bottle of cider and Dice-Dude did!…” and then, suddenly!, I saw a little heart that looked just like the heart that was on the necklace that Kenneth had given to me dashing! away! from me!…; and then I realized that it probably was the heart from the necklace!…; and so then I said, “For real!…
Where are you going, little heart?…” and then the little heart said, “You don’t get to wear me anymore!…
I’m free now!…
But since I am a heart I suppose that I should say something heart-like, and so I hope that y’all have a happy belated Valentine’s Day!…” and then Kenneth said, “And a very happy belated Valentine’s Day to you too, heart-person!…” and then I said, “Yes indeed!…
Because, I mean, this actually almost makes the whole Valentine’s Day experience even better to have you wishing us a happy belated Valentine’s Day!…
And so a happy belated Valentine’s Day to you too!, just like Kenneth said!…” and then the heart said, “Thanks, y’all!…
And, who knows…, perhaps we shall meet again someday!…” and then the heart dashed! away! and out of sight!; and as the heart dashed! away! Heidi said, “And a happy belated Valentine’s Day from me too!, heart-person!…” and then Carter said, “For sure!…
Belated happy Valentine’s Day wishes for the win!…” and then I just barely heard the heart’s voice saying, “Thanks!, Heidi and Carter!…
And a happy belated Valentine’s Day to y’all as well!…” and then I said, “Did y’all hear the heart-person’s response to y’all, Carter and Heidi?…
I mean, I only ask because I only just barely heard the heart’s response to y’all myself, ya know?…” and then Carter grinned and said, “I heard it!…
Thanks for making sure though!…” and then Heidi said, “And I heard it too!…; and it really is just so very nice that that heart-person was so kind to all of us!…” and then Kenneth said, “For sure!…
I mean, kindness is one of the most important virtues there is!…” and then I said, “Absolutely!, my love!…
Because, I mean, without kindness the world really just wouldn’t be a very pleasant place at all, I’d say…
But, anyhoo!; do y’all wanna do another round of storytelling, or should we switch to doing something else for a while?…” and then Kenneth said, “I’m down with whatever you want, my love!…” and then Heidi said, “And it’s all the same to me too, I’d say…” and then Carter said, “And since I was the last one to tell a tale, I like the idea of y’all having to come up with more of them for a while, lol…” and then I said, “Sounds good!…
And so that means that I guess I’ll just begin telling my 4th story to y’all then!…
And so here goes!…” and then I began telling my 4th story of the day to Kenneth, Heidi, and Carter!…
