The End of the Magical Kingdom: TLDR
L. M. Warren’s “The End of the Magical Kingdom” Book Series
Comedy. Fantasy. Tragedy. Horror.
A Fairy Tale Parody Novel for the Outcasts of Society.
This is the story of three princesses: Mary Melancholy, Sweet Blossom, and Wendy Wardiz.
Ten years ago, they were childhood friends. Now, they’ve grown up, each one destined to inherit a kingdom. They haven’t seen each other in ten years…and it’s time for a reunion.
Book 1: A Fractured Fairy Tale Satire
What happens when a singing fairy tale princess falls in love with a witch instead of the handsome prince she’s destined to marry? This is Mary Melancholy’s story.
Book 2: A Fairy Tale Political Parody
It’s hard growing up in a House of Evil Queens when you have a conscience and must uphold the integrity of Science and Atheism. This is Sweet Blossom’s story.
Book 3: A Fairy Tale War Allegory
Playing God is much harder than it looks on TV, even with unlimited technology at your disposal. Secrets must be protected, or empires crumble. This is Wendy’s story.
Our Audience
What is The End of the Magical Kingdom?
The End of the Magical Kingdom book series has been called a tragic parody. That is a book that’s funny, scary, emotional, and just plain weird. It’s a book some describe as too funny to be serious but too disturbing and intense to be a comedy.
The creators of the book series stated that the goal was to create a discussion about serious issues through the guise of a cartoony universe. Through exaggerated characters and bizarre plots, we tell the story of our own world, with clashing ideologies and multiple perspectives. This is our world, our culture, our “truths”, but shown through funny mirrors, a caricatured world that mirrors our own.
What Kind of a Book is This?
This multi-part series has been likened to an emotional roller coaster because it combines, whether artistically or recklessly, some of these genres:
Comedy Sitcom ** Fractured Fairy Tale ** Political Satire
Mishmash ** Young Adult Fantasy ** Coming-Of-Age
LGBTQ Romance ** Orwellian Nightmare ** Fabulism
Depressing Trauma Lit ** Internet Flame War ** Surrealism
Speculative Sci-Fi ** Psychological Horror ** Polemic
Serious Literature ** Disney Fanfiction ** Magical Realism
Orwellian Allegory ** Shakespearean Tragedy ** Sex Farce
Who Are You People?!
Whether you’re 18 or 81, you’ve probably realized by now that social awkwardness and not fitting in with other social groups know no age. That’s exactly why author L. M. Warren wrote “The End of the Magical Kingdom”, a tragic parody novel that’s written for the outcasts by someone who understands.
This mix of comedy, horror, political satire, misery lit, and fairy tale fantasy is a celebration of outcast culture. It’s about the way we miscommunicate, misconstrue, and never quite comprehend each other’s viewpoints. This Disney musical parody dares to see the world through a cynical child’s eyes and finds an epiphany in the places you’d least suspect. This is a story about longing to belong somewhere, and the laughs, tears, and blood shared in finding your one true home in life.
Immerse yourself in a strange new world and take the emotional roller coaster that is the fictional world of Cadabra. As a certain Roma woman once sang: “the outcasts, the tattered, the torn!” These are outlier characters, written for outcasts and written by outcasts.
Meet Cadabra's Anti-Heroes
Who is Princess Mary Melancholy?
- Blond, Blue Eyes, Blue Dress
- Socially Awkward & Depressed
- Daughter of King Satyre and Queen Lilith of the Kingdom of Blood
- Betrothed to marry Prince Aaron of the Kingdom of Gold
- More attracted to witches instead of princesses, so that’s not going to go well, is it?
Who is Princess Sweet Blossom?
- Redhead, Chocolate-Brown Eyes, Pink Princess Regent Dress
- Idealistic, Snarky & Loves Candy
- Daughter of Evil Queen Darwin of the Queendom of the Pink Sky
- Wants to change the world for the better by getting rid of all racists, theists, homophobes, and meat-eaters
- That’s not going to go well, is it?
Who is Princess Wendy Wardiz?
- Black Hair, Silver Eyes, Robotic-Diamond Dress
- Notoriously reclusive, disconnected, and always watching us with her Watchmaker God Quantum Computer
- Heir to the Diamond Empire, whenever Wardiz croaks
- She is at the center of like 500 conspiracy theories, and wishes people would stop stalking her and stop asking questions about private stuff that’s none of their business
- That’s not going to go well either, is it?
Keep on reading for interviews with the late author L.M. Warren, who apparently died while concluding the fourth and final book in the series. That seems a little fishy, right ?