DING !

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Summary

Clara Delcourt has spent years writing impossible fantasies under the name Alice Spade: commanding dukes, untamed Highlanders, immortal vampires, ruthless billionaires—and one unforgettable pirate with legendary stamina. She knows every one of their secrets. After all, she created them. But when the elevator in her Manhattan building begins opening onto the worlds of her novels, Clara discovers that meeting her fantasies in the flesh is very different from controlling them on the page. Behind each door waits a character who remembers exactly what she wrote—and intends to make her experience every detail. Funny, fantastical, and unapologetically explicit, *DING!* is a journey through one woman’s imagination, desires, and most dangerously seductive creations. 🔞 **For adult readers only. Contains graphic sexual content, supernatural elements, multiple partners, and bisexual encounters.**

Status
Complete
Chapters
10
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Chapter 1 — Cat Food

The line stretched to the glass door of the Columbus Avenue bookstore, and Clara Delcourt was still signing. To her left, stacked in a column that tried too hard to look literary, the latest Alice Spade reprint smiled a smile Clara had never worn in real life: dark mouth, three-quarter gaze, the promise of a vice no author photo had ever actually delivered. Clara was forty-one, in a beige trench, with a bun coming slightly undone, and the patient smile of a woman who has already explained the same thing ten times.

“It’s for my sister,” almost every reader murmured, holding out a copy.

Clara inclined her head.

“Of course it is.”

She signed The Highland Oath, What He Takes, The Immortal Night, two copies of The Duke’s Propriety, and three of The Black Devil’s Prey. With every Rafe she felt the same small pinch of amusement. She had built that pirate on a sleepless night, in an apartment that was too quiet, and thousands of women still asked for him as if he might step down off the page.

A young woman opened a volume at exactly the right page, then shut it too fast, ears pink.

“He’s too much,” she whispered. “The chapter with the… You know the one.”

Clara set down her pen.

“I know the one.”

She laughed. No shame in it. She loved her genre, its codes, her readers. She knew why certain fantasies worked: because they were excessive, precise, and perfectly impossible to live between two meetings and a cat that would not stop meowing. Alice Spade wrote boarding scenes. Clara Delcourt took cabs.

Outside, New York had already tipped into night. The taxi smelled of disinfectant and tired leather. Clara sank against the door, Upper West Side, and watched the signs go by. Fifteen years in this city. A career. A comfortable bank balance without becoming a caricature. A bourgeois apartment on the third floor of a doorman building, with moldings, parquet, and a silence she had learned to like.

Single for a few years. Perfectly able to be happy alone. It had even become a sentence she repeated without irony, which, for a novelist, already counted as a victory.

Home smelled of tea and wax. She set down her bag, kicked off her heels, and called:

“Baudelaire.”

A black cat, too elegant for anyone’s mental health, appeared from the sofa like a creditor. He sat. He looked at her. He meowed once, with the dignity of a lawyer.

Clara opened the cupboard.

Empty.

The kibble box had stayed on her mental list, wedged between “proof the galleys” and “do not buy more champagne.”

“You’re going to die,” she told the cat. “Literally. In ten minutes.”

Baudelaire blinked. He would not die. He knew it. So did Clara. She put the trench back on anyway, picked up her bag, and went out. The corner supermarket closed in twenty minutes. Time enough for a reasonable adult errand. The kind of mission Alice Spade would never have turned into a chapter.

The building elevator was an old cabin, copper and mirror, the sort brokers called “full of character.” Clara pressed the lobby button. The doors shut. The car dropped half a floor, coughed, and stopped.

The lights flickered.

Clara closed her eyes.

“No.”

The fan sighed like a grandfather. The alarm button looked decorative. She took out her phone: no bars. Naturally. New York knew how to be banally hostile.

She tapped the wall.

“I just need to buy cat food. It isn’t a metaphor. It isn’t even a prologue.”

The car shuddered. A jolt. Then, very distinctly, a ding too clear, too theatrical for an Upper West Side building.

The doors opened.

It was not the lobby.

It was a corridor of pale stone, torches, a pine-green carpet worn down by generations of expensive shoes. Quartet music leaked from a nearby room. The air smelled of beeswax, powder, and something more dangerous: aristocratic boredom.

Clara stayed on the threshold.

She knew the corridor before she even saw the man.

Chapter four of The Duke’s Propriety. The library at Ashmere. 1814, if one was pedantic — and Clara had been, then. She had spent three weeks on dancing protocol and six lines on female pleasure. That was her first period. The one where she still believed a glove drawn off slowly could carry an entire scene.

She stepped back. The elevator doors were still there, absurd, set into the stone like an architect’s bad idea.

Footsteps.

He appeared at the end of the corridor in a dark coat, immaculate white cravat, gloves in hand. Tall. Brown hair arranged with that calculated carelessness she had thought original in 2012. A restrained face, almost too handsome for a man who claimed to be bored in company.

Edmund Ashmere.

Her first real success.

He stopped. His eyes — she had written “storm grey,” God help her — traveled over the trench, the hair, the total absence of an Empire gown.

“Miss,” he said. “You appear… misplaced.”

His voice was low, precise, perfectly British. Clara felt a laugh rise in her throat, too late to catch.

“Misplaced. That’s a word.”

He came closer. Not too close. Propriety. Always propriety. She remembered the next line before he spoke it.

“A dark corridor is no place for a woman alone.”

“I wrote that one.”

He frowned slightly.

“I beg your pardon?”

Clara put a hand over her face. The trench was real. So was the cold of the stone. The man smelled of clean soap and a hint of tobacco. She could have invented an explanation. She didn’t need one. She knew this set, this hero, this scene. The elevator had thrown her into her own book.

“You are Edmund Ashmere. Duke. A widower of two years in the version I kept. You just left the ball because Lady Harrington talked to you about horses, and you meant to read until dawn so you wouldn’t have to dance.”

Silence.

Edmund looked at her the way one looks at a woman who has just recited a family secret.

“How can you possibly—”

“Because I made you. Alice Spade made you. I am Clara, I live in New York, and I am supposed to be buying kibble.”

He understood nothing about New York, of course. He understood the tone. This woman was not afraid of him. That was new. In the novel, the heroine lowered her eyes.

Clara kept hers open.

Edmund took one step. The corridor narrowed. It was the same trick, the same effect: proximity more effective than touch. She had used it to the point of nausea. Standing in front of him, it still worked. She noted that with an almost professional irritation.

“Your language is remarkably free, Miss Clara.”

“Wait until you read the rest of my career.”

His gloves brushed the lapel of her trench. Barely. A too-well-calculated accident.

“You ought to go inside,” he said. “Before you are seen dressed like this.”

“I’m not going anywhere. My elevator has opinions.”

He followed her gaze to the cabin. For the first time something uncertain crossed his face. Then education took over. He offered his arm.

“Then come. The library is safer than a landing.”

Clara hesitated. Baudelaire was waiting. The market was closing. And yet, under the fabric, where the gloves had touched, a ridiculous heat had settled. She recognized the mechanism because she had sold it: desire as a sentence one is not allowed to finish.

She took his arm.

“If you give me the line about my mouth and sin, I should warn you: I’ve already heard it. I even typed it.”

Edmund leaned in, close enough that his breath touched her temple.

“Then I shall save it for later.”

Behind them the elevator closed its doors without a sound.

Clara thought: all right. Fine. I am in The Duke’s Propriety. I will handle this. Then I go home. Then I feed the cat.

She did not yet know that the ding had only started.