Chapter 1
September 17th, 2026
Hi, Journal. I just want to take my time and gather my thoughts together. As you can see, I am a writer. That's right. I create stories from scratch. Oh wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. I am from Connecticut. I like to make something out of nothing. I don't really care if I live in Connecticut, I love to be creative. The inner critic is always telling me that I can't write because I live in Connecticut, Have you ever heard something so stupid? Location doesn't matter. I write absurd humor. I love being unhinged, that's just how my imagination operates. I get my inspiration by people watching, hearing conversations, and watching cartoons. The inner critic thinks he can write better than me? Ha!! He never wrote a story in his life! Well, that's all I have to say for now. Talk to you tomorrow! Signing off!
