1. A Greeting, goaisatsu
I call this R48, but really, it’s R18. I just don’t think anyone under forty-eight would find it all that interesting. Still, if you feel like reading it, go right ahead, tsukaa-sai.
Oh? You really are going to read it?
Well then, let me treat you to some of my best salad rice crackers and Sera tea. Or would you rather have some of the dagashi from my shop?