Take That Vanessa
Limestone High School
934 Quarry Rd
Limestone, Connecticut
Johnny was opening his locker. He got out his Math book. Standing right next to him was school bully, Vanessa Carraway. "Hey loser!" She said.
"What do you want, Vanessa?" He asked.
"Like, why don't you have any friends?"
"I have lots of friends," said Johnny.
"No you don't," said Vanessa, laughing.
"I do, now get lost," said Johnny. "Leave me alone."
"Or what?" Vanessa sneered.
Johnny got out a cartoon mallet and whacked Vanessa with it. She was out cold, with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out. "Why don't you go sleep with the fishes on a fish farm?" Johnny said. "Or better yet, eat a muffin with toothpaste!"
Johnny walked to his Math class. The school principal, Mr. Hollowfield, saw Vanessa out cold, and dragged her to his office. "Doesn't she have better things to do than to bully Johnny? It's no wonder the whole school hates her."