Chapter 1
Channel
I really hate people, but unfortunately he is not a person, not anymore anyway. No he is a blood sucking demon, with fangs for teeth and an insatiable blood lust all directed at me and my pale human ass. Well, not my ass, I mean at me, you get what I'm saying don't pretend you don't.
So here's the problem with everything I just told you. 1) Though he is as I said a blood sucking demon, he has yet to bite and or feed on my flesh. 2) He's the only person, sort of, that answered my ad for a roommate. 3) Despite all the above transgretions I'm starting to have a thing for him. And when I say thing I mean just that, a thing, a fling, a hookup, a lust not love or gooey eyes or any of that lovey dovey bullshit just lust. Though when he looks at me I think he feels it too, when his eyes are on mine not staring down my neck of course.
I still hate him though, mostly because he's so fucking annoying! With his inability to help out, get a job, do something useful with his nonlife other than train until his abs grow abs. Seriously the guy is a god but a lazy slob too, no one told me the pretty ones were such dull useless husks. If I had known that I would never have invited him into my home. Dumb on my part I know, but I was desperate. Like for real desperate to move out of my parents' place and get my own. So I could actually hook up without them knowing about it. Happened one time and I'm still mortified.
This vamp of mine may have been the answer to one of my problems, but now he's caused me so many more. I don't know what to do! I can't throw him out, mainly because he'll just walk back inside all nonchalant having been invited in. Plus he'd probably try to eat me if I showed an ounce of theat towards his vamp ass.
Take my advice, if you want an apartment, a place to call your own, a space to live in free of parents, don't get a roommate. But if you do decide to avoid my warnings and get one anyway, make sure his ass is human, otherwise you're fucked and not necessarily how you'd like to be.
