A Tale Of Wretched Occurrences: The Beginning by jupiter 🎧 at Inkitt

Summary

❝❛𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓾𝓵𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓾𝓼, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮’𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼.❜❞ ㊋㊋㊋㊋ The Baudelaire family lives in a large mansion in the center of a busy city. The family is happy until the day the mansion burns down with the parents inside it. The Baudelaire children, now orphans, aren’t so happy anymore. They are placed in the care of a careless banker, who, in accordance with the Baudelaire parents’ will, sends them to live with two separate, but equally unknown, relatives — in between two locations not listed in the will. No matter if the location is in their parents' wishes or not, the Baudelaires are pursued by villainous actor and active villain, Count Olaf. With the assistance of his horrid henchpeople, Count Olaf tries to get his rarely washed hands on the enormous fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind for their children through a manner of nefarious plots, including kidnapping, disguises, trickery, hypnotism, murder, and, most terrible of all, badly done theatre. ㊋㊋㊋㊋ Contains scenes from The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, and The Miserable Mill. I don’t own A Series of Unfortunate Events or any of its characters or plots. I only own the character Millie Baudelaire. All other rights go to Daniel Handler and Netflix. If you see someone using my characters, please let me know.

Genre: Humor/Mystery

Author: jupiter 🎧

Status: Complete

Chapters: 50

Rating: n/a

Age Rating: 13+

𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷

“‘𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓮𝔁𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮, 𝓲𝓯 𝓘 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓪𝔂, ‘𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮,’ 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓭, 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓷𝔂.’”

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In which || the deaths of Bertrand and Beatrice Baudelaire expose their four children to the wretchedness of the world.

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Takes place during the events of The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, and The Miserable Mill, from the date the story begins to the date the story ends.

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Story written from 31 August 2023 to 31 December 2023, and book completed on 3 January 2024. Published from 14 June 2025 to 23 July 2025.

There are a total of 274 pages, 65,767 words, and 370,423 characters in this book. Written in Google Docs with the Special Elite font, size 13

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Rated TV-PG for dark themes, suggestive dialogue, and mild violence.

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The A Tale of Wretched Occurrences series is dedicated to Madison; the Violet to my Klaus, and the Lily to my Dash. I love you equally.