Natasha's Nursery
Life in Spring quickly returned to normal after returning from your deliveries to Winter. You had just finished work for the day at the lumberyard and had headed over to the Squeaky Door Inn for a meal and refreshments before turning in for the night.
you had just finished your bangers and mash and had found a comfortable place to relax and enjoy your drink when all of a sudden the little blue door swung open with a squeak.
there standing in the door way a young dryad drenched from the evening rain a panicked expression on her face.
you recognized her from the markets where she sold berries, her name was Natasha and she owned one of the many glasshouses in the city.
stumbling into the Inn, the squeaky door closing behind her she moved to the center of the room where she collapses down on her knees.
Natasha the Dryad: "Won't somebody help me please! they have stormed into my nursery and won't leave the ruffians!!"
of course hearing this you are concerned and wish to help in any way you can.
Olaf
"I'll help you, hi I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs" C(C)
Seee
what do you need milady
Pomba Vesga
Pomba cringes at hearing of "warm hugs".
Kaerith Störmjaw
By the love of the Gods... All of you zip your lips. *Slams the beer mug*
Seee
your no fun
Kaerith Störmjaw
Fun is nothing but a childish idea.
Seee
jeez how old are you 6000 or maybe your still so young thinking fun is childish
Kaerith Störmjaw
If you're looking for fun go to a playground. I see no grown man in this World saying something is fun. Perhaps all you need is a slap from reality. *Takes a huge sip of the beer and slams it again* Just don't bother me, I came here to meditate not hear whining and children in a grown man's body.
Seee
jeez such a Debbie Downer after the first 20 years or so saying fun is childish is highly denoting it as not necessary and will be grown out of when you get older it's just stupid what after a couple hundred why would the point in living be it's not for something like fun saying your life to the fullest is how I do things.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Finishes drinking the beer and slams the mug, one last time* I've heard all sorts of nonsense... But that, my lad, that's the wildest take I've heard, that mentality, out there, will get you slaughtered in seconds. *Turns around in the chair to look at @seee*
Seee
Perhaps I could even do that before the Real World has a chance.
*Smirks*
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Let's out a sarcastic short laugh* I'm just messing with your head, I don't murder innocents. At least not anymore.
Kaerith Störmjaw
Anyhow. Miss nurse, if you have trespassers won't the city guards take care of that?
Daisy the Hedgehog
*@Daisy the Hedgehog comes rushing out of the kitchen carrying a hot bowl of soup, her large heavy soup ladle strapped to her back. as she passes you she shoots you a very stern and disapproving glare*
"stop your bickering can't you see there is a desperate Dryad crying here who needs our help, shame on you!"
*she hands @Natasha the Dryad the hot soup and strokes her moss green hair*
"there there dear of course we'll help you"
*a quick glare back at @Kaerith Störmjaw and @seee then back to her caring self again and helping @Natasha the Dryad *
"why don't you take your time, drink the soup, and tell us what's happened."
Natasha the Dryad
*@Natasha the Dryad drinks the soup and slowly she begins to calm down.*
"you see, I was talking to a Satyr at the market and I mentioned that some strange things had been happening in my glasshouse, he seemed nice and offered to help, so I invited him in ....... *starts crying again* bbbut no sooner had he and his companions entered that they set camp, pitched a tent right on my Panzies and began drinking and cooking."
*she pauses for a moment and composes herself once more*
"I've been in a few times now to ask them to leave but each time, they just wave me away and say they are still investigating, but I don't think they've left that spot, all they do is eat and drink and make a mess in my glasshouse........ please help me, I miss my glasshouse and worry about the damage being caused."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"there there dear, of course we'll help you."
*@Daisy the Hedgehog turns to you expectantly*
"right?!"
Dorork
"yes Natasha i would be honored to help."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Sighs loudly* Bunch of whining, that's all I hear... But it's for a greater cause... I'll help with whatever I can... Just don't test my patience or bother me.
Daisy the Hedgehog
*@Daisy the Hedgehogs quills bristle and stand on end as her brow furrows at @Kaerith Störmjaws insensitive words*
"I'll be right back"
*she dashes off to the kitchen, you hear crashing and banging of pots and pans, she returns clad in her armour, a mishmash of pots and pans, her heavy shield a wooden pot lid and in her hand she carries her heavy soup ladle.*
"ok now I'm ready."
Natasha the Dryad
*@Natasha the Dryad manages a smile at the tiny hedgehogs enthusiasm.*
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith proceeds to stand up and stretch, a lot of cracking noises are heard coming out of his spine* Great heavens, I really need a nice rodeo, I've been sitting for too long. Just don't interpret my gesture as kindness, more like... Pity.
Kaerith Störmjaw
What exactly do you want from me... *Kaerith proceeds to approach @Natasha the Dryad* Give me details... *He sits down, making the floor beneath squeak a bit.*
Natasha the Dryad
"please talk to the Satyr and ask him to leave....... and if you happen to find out what is wrong in my glasshouse along the way I'd be most grateful."
Kaerith Störmjaw
Lady do I have the face of a map? I don't even know who Satyr is. You'll guide me or us or whoever's helping.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith crosses his arm* I could use another beer mug...
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I know where Natasha's Nursery is, Natasha you should wait here, have something to eat and drink it will make you feel better. I can't imagine this will take long."
Kaerith Störmjaw
With you along it probably will, take off those ridiculous pans, use one of my axes instead.
Daisy the Hedgehog
*@Daisy the Hedgehog ignores the dragonborns insults instead looking to the rest of the party for signs that they are ready to depart.*
Dorork
*Gives a nod to Daisy Ready when you are little lady
Kaerith Störmjaw
For god's sake... A walking kitchen.
Kaerith Störmjaw
Please, get that off that won't help you at all.
Olaf
"lezgo"
Pomba Vesga
The party sees a tall, yet gracious redhead girl raising from a seat nearby, armor clanging. Despite her height, anyone may notice she is very young. Also, everyone *will* notice that one of her eyes turns slightly inward. Well, maybe a bit more than slightly.
"I'm coming too." She's chewing something that somehow turns into a pink bubble she blows until it nearly pops.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"more the merrier Pomba!"
Kemosabe
A long haired elf arises from a corner table and approaches the volunteers. "I, @Kemosabe, Forrest Ranger, will go with you."
Pomba Vesga
"How do you know my name?" Pomba asks Daisy.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I know everyone in Spring......... how else could I be able to help all those in need."
*she gives you a warm smile*
Kemosabe
The grim Ranger smiles at the strange creature. "I've crossed paths with a few hedgehogs in my time but never one that sold pots and pans. How are you called, little one?"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I'm Daisy devotee of Chauntea the Earth Mother I run a soup kitchen for the needy here in Spring, but I find my pots and pans are more than capable of filling the stomachs of the hungry and warding off attacks."
*she gives a little chuckle*
Kemosabe
"My Lady" he inclines his head. "Satyrs partying in the greenhouse, eh? We'll let's go break up the dance!"
Olaf
"Oh you're panny haha" (≥▽≤)
Daisy the Hedgehog
*taps her pot helmet with her heavy ladle and smiles*
Kemosabe
"Maybe we'll have some roast satyr and potatoes later?"
Olaf
"Huh? Can we cook them? Aren't they sentient?"
Kemosabe
"Where's your imagination?! One simply adds more garlic and onions!" Kemo says with a wink
Olaf
"That's like killing and eating an orc"
Kemosabe
"Oh, my! I've been very hungry but never enough to eat one of those nasty bastards! Foul abominations!" he looks slightly disturbed at the thought.
Olaf
"What I mean is, they're not animals"
Olaf
"Oh well, whenever you guys are ready. Just lead the way Daisy" :>
Kemosabe
"I jest, Sir! I know some of them back in my home Forest." Kemo bows.
"Yes, lead on @Daisy the Hedgehog"
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith looks annoyed and sighs, loudly* "Great... more people I might have to babysit, I'm starting to regret saying I'd help."
@Daisy the Hedgehog bids @Natasha the Dryad farewell and assures her she will be able to return to her glasshouse soon.
the group leave the Squeaky Door Inn, most of the group have to duck to exit as the little blue door only stands 4ft high, and each time one of the group passed through the door it would squeak open then squeak closed again.
the party make their way through the quiet streets of Spring following Daisy through the light rain, cherry blossom petals litter the cobblestone streets pooling and floating in puddles, above the many painted lanterns sway slightly in the light breeze casting a kaleidoscope of colours and shadows across the streets, down alleyways and over gated gardens and parks.
eventually @Daisy the Hedgehog stops and points up ahead, there on the side of the street a magnificent glass house stands, a mix of ancient stonework, and iron frames, no matter what angle you look from it is difficult to judge the actual size and shape of the structure, it's intricate domes and arches, mosaic stain glass panels, and unusual cage structures all seem to coalesce creating a strange and shifting landscape that plays tricks on the mind. behind the foggy glass and water residue a golden light glows softly like dappled morning raise through a glistening green forest. within it is possible to see shapes and greenery pressing against the glass.
from where you stand you can see the entrance, a simple round glass door, like a portal to another world. the glass door is encircled with iron, in its center a wooden door knob. there doesn't appear to be any lock or key required for this door.
Daisy the Hedgehog
*in a hushed voice*
"we are here, over there is Natasha's Nursery."
*pointing to the glasshouse.*
Olaf
"So do we just open it? No magical Shazam open sesame stuff?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Why whispering? Don't you tell me you're scared of pesky humans, fragile as glass..."
Kemosabe
"We have nothing to fear. We have the Lizard King with us." the wild ranger smirks.
He quickly works a circle around the house, noting all access and exits before returning to the group.
@Kemosabe scouts ahead successfully.
there doesn't seem to be any access to the sides or rear of the glasshouse as the structure is skirted by other buildings along the street. assessing the round glass door at the front @Kemosabe takes note that there is no lock and nothing warding or guarding the entrance from entry. looking inside at places where it is possible to see @Kemosabe doesn't see any sign of the Satyr or his party, nor does he see anything else out of the ordinary, that would suggest there was anything suspicious about the glasshouse.
Kemosabe
Kemo slips up to the group and tells them what he saw and what he didn't see.
"Very strange. Satyrs throw wild parties, I've been to some. Yet, there is no sign of them." He pauses for a moment, considering. "I have a feeling of deja vu. On my last adventure, a simple fisherman's hut transported me to aqua world! My keen Elfen senses tell me something very strange is happening!"
Kemosabe
"So... be warned! Let's go!" he approaches the door then turns back smiling. "Reminds me of an old saying *Man who lives in Glass House should throw no stones!*"
Still laughing, he reaches for the door handle...
Kaerith Störmjaw
"I'll just go through the window..." *Kaerith proceeds to walk to the window and tap the glass to test how tough it is*
Pomba Vesga
"What do you mean you're going through the windows, sir? Are you planning to break the window? I can't allow that."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Are you the owner?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Are you my superior? Then you don't have to allow anything."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Proceeds to take 5 large steps back, then runs and jumps through the window.* LET'S GO!
Kemosabe
Kemo glances at the young, crosseyed Paladin. "You don't see a giant blue lizard trying to jump through a window everyday!" he laughs, then pauses. "Blue? Isn't that one of the evil kind? Can we kill it? It would make a fine skin!"
Pomba Vesga
"You are destroying someone else's property, sir." Pomba Vesga steps between the dragonborn and the window with one arm raised.
@Kemosabe opens the little round glass door which opens without resistance.
looking inside you are greeted with a wondrous sight, golden light fills the area like the morning rays of the sun lighting a large open courtyard which stretches out before you, the air is thick and damp the smell of fresh earth and greenery filling your senses.
in the center a large fountain sits, its waters trickle slowly from vases held by statues of Fauns, Dryads, and other woodland creatures into a large crystal clear pool.
scattered here and there are islands of potted plants of ferns, bushes and trees. vines have crept out across the pathed floor here and there and creep up the glass walls and into the cieling space and rafters.
looking out through the glass walls proves as futile as trying to look in, the glass being opaque and covered in water residue, moss, lichen, and vines.
looking around the room you see there are three exits, one to the left, one to the right, and one directly ahead of you.
looking about you don't see any sign of the Satyr or his companions.
@Kaerith Störmjaw leaps flying towards the window in true heroic fashion...... until he hits the glass panels which do not break as expected instead being as hard as stone and just as unforgiving, the dragonborn collapses in a heap at the base of the building his neck feeling stiff and jolted.
Pomba Vesga
"Serves him well." Pomba enters the place after Kemosabe.
Kemosabe
Kemo looks carefully around.*Perception*
Kemosabe
(after standing and surveying the area, he looks for tracks)
@Kemosabe thinks he can hear a slight tune and the sound of glass ringing faintly coming from the archway to the right.
Dorork
Dorok casually walk behind Kemo lagging behind slightly
Daisy the Hedgehog
*Daisy produces a small pouch with berries inside*
"you might want to eat one of these before we proceed any further."
Pomba Vesga
"Sure. What are they? Don't look like goodberries."
Kemosabe
"Yum! Berries! Do they make you see pretty colors? Wait! There where berries in my last adventure! We're in trouble! I knew it!"
Dorork
"What are these kinds of berries Daisy?" Staring quizzically at the berries in her hand.
@Kemosabe notices some scuffed marks leading to the right tracks made by a group of at least three, they seem animal like....... he also notices something else has been moving about the area but the tracks are unusual and not of anything he has seen before, more like those made from dragging or shuffling something heavy which has left dirt and plant matter streaks across the tiled floor.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"they will ease your senses for those not accustomed to the Fey."
Dorork
*Takes a berry and eats it diligently, while watching the others.*
Kemosabe
"Ok everyone, I was able to notice a few things. The tracks of three Satyr
are here and I believe that I can hear them to the right. There is some other track that I'm not familiar with, something large and shambling." Kemo states matter of factly. He then takes a berry and pops it in his mouth.
"I'm no stranger to the Fey, but I'll have one anyway. I like berries!"
Pomba Vesga
"Me too. Here we go. Food is sacred." Gulps down a berry.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"What is this glass made of? Dragon scales?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
*rubs head confused*
Pomba Vesga
Pomba feels a sudden sense of guilt for saying "Serves him well."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Walks towards the door and goes in* "This is so embarrassing..."
Kemosabe
"Have a berry, it will make you feel better."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"How will a berry help?" *Kaerith proceeds to open his hand*
Kemosabe
While he waits for the others, Kemo comments. "The sounds of the party are coming from the right. We will likely be able to reason with the Satyr. I have no idea what the large, shambling tracks are, or where it is now. That is likely a problem."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"Natasha did say there was something wrong within the glasshouse."
Dorork
"Hmm I wonder what they are doing in here?"
upon eating the berries the party feel less overwhelmed by the brilliance of their surroundings and the sensory overload subsides, making you feel more relaxed, ready and aware.
Kemosabe
"Well... let's go deal with the Satyr. The real problem will reveal itself in due time!"
He looks around and nods, then approaches the right hand door... pauses moment... then quietly opens it...
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Reason? HAHA! Pathetic! You'll just reason with him if he's beheaded, *Kaerith stretches his neck*
Kemosabe
Kemos' hand freezes and he turns around, smile fading. He looks into the blue reptiles eyes and tells him... "Let's get this straight. There will be fighting enough when the evil reveals itself. We're not killin' anything that doesn't need killin'.
If you have a problem with that, let's solve it right now."
Dorork
"Please no fighting between ourselves, let be friends and help Natahsa with what she needs."
Daisy the Hedgehog
*@Daisy the Hedgehog moves between @Kaerith Störmjaw and @Kemosabe arms outstretched to create distance between the two, although her arms are very short.*
"please let's not fight between ourselves, Natasha did say to ask them to leave, not remove their corpses from her greenhouse, so let's not be hasty with the bloodshed."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"I have a problem with mercy... you know why? Mercy is ruthlessness upon yourself! If we don't kill our enemy he will return to kill us!" *Kaerith proceeds to glare and do a low growl towards @Daisy the Hedgehog*
"Do. Not. Touch. Me."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"they aren't our enemy, they came to help Natasha investigate a problem within the greenhouse, but then something happened, we don't know the whole story yet."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"The unknown is always a foe for me. You never know their intentions we're choosing... *Kaerith gags up a bit trying to say the word* m-mercy... Let me go first, in case things go south, I'll be the one getting attacked."
Kemosabe
"We've got to get this straight right now. I've come to fight evil not have it in the group with me!
You will agree to do as she asks, or you will leave. Or die. How's that for *pathetic?!*"
through the open archway you can see into the next area, it is very similar to the previous room in size and shape, with archway exits to the left, right and center. the room seems to be home to a bounty of edible delights, trellised walkways covered in grapevines lead a winding path around, pockets of berry bushes and fruit trees of all manner of shape and size.
up ahead on the opposite side of a grapevine trellis you can hear the sound of pan pipe music accompanied by talking, laughter, the the ringing of glasses brought together in celebration.
Kemosabe
Kemo gives the lizard a meaningful look then turns and walks quietly down the aisle. Turning the corner, he greets the Saytrs in Elvin. "Having a party? Your hostess thinks it's time to call it quits."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith facepalms* "Completely ignores my advice for me to walk first..."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Walks right after, bumping aggressively into @Kemosabe shoulder* "So sad it wasn't a trap... To see that smug look fade."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith does one last neck stretch, a loud crack is heard.* "Oo that felt good. So a freak party, hm?"
Kemosabe
"Y'all feel free to kill the lizard, but then you really must go! First, tell us what you've learned about the place."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Move a singular muscle in an aggressive way and you're gonna get electrocuted..." *Kaerith gives a threatening look to @Kemosabe * "And I don't care who's in the way."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Anyways, freak party. You're gonna leave the nice way or the forced way, this needs to end, like the Elf said."
moving through the concealing grapevines you enter a clearing, at the center the stump of a large oak tree sits, around it are many large boulders, on the oak stump are all manner of cheeses, breads, fruit, and jugs of wine, around the clearing is a circular pool like a moat where large beautiful fish swim amongst lilies and water reeds. above grapevines hang down just above headhight laden with grapes.
at the oak stump sits the Satyr, along with a Badger, a Dear, and a Weasel, they all look at you as you enter, raise their glasses and cheer.
Satyr
"Welcome friends, pull up a rock, drink and be merry!"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Are you disabled in the ears? The elf asked you NICELY to leave. I won't be as soft."
Pomba Vesga
Pomba Vesga walks with big steps to the animals and sits among them. But she doesn't touch the food. "Hello, I'm Pomba Vesga. Who are you?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Oh good the freak-"
@Kaerith Störmjaw doesn't finish his sentence, he is filled with an overwhelming urge to relax as his head swoons. he glides over to the oak tree stump sits, laughs, and pours a large glass of wine.
Kemosabe
"Please disregard the reptile. He has self confidence issues and tries to overcompensate.
Your hostess is quite upset. She has asked us to help. Same as she asked you. What have you learned of the strange, shambling entity that is lurking about?" Kemo addresses them in his most polite Elfish.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Hahaha! Wine! Hahahaha!" *Proceeds to take a huge sip*
The Satyr and his companions stop for a moment looking confused as to what @Kemosabe has said.
Satyr
"hostess?"
Jerry the Weasel
"help?"
Bethany the Badger
"strange?"
Debra the Deer
"and shambling!"
Satyr
no idea what you're talking about, now come sit, have a drink!"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"that's very odd, maybe they are enchanted......... although for our dragonborn friend it might be an improvement"
Dorork
"yes he does seem more docile now."
Kemosabe
"This is the home of @Natasha the Dryad. She said you had been invited here to help with a problem of some sort but have overstayed your welcome. Now it's time to go.
Before you leave, if you would like to repay her for the hospitality, tell us if you have found anything. Other than the wine cellar. "
Satyr
"I used to know a charming Dryad named Natasha, she was so kind.... I wonder what happened with her?"
Jerry the Weasel
"you know I vaguely recall something about a Natasha...."
Bethany the Badger
"another one of your ex's I'm sure"
Debra the Deer
"probably just the wine talking"
@Dorork sees the source of the music, above the oak stump about twenty feet within a thicket of thorny blackberry vines, he sees a floating pan pipe, it appears to glow light throbbing out of it as if the music itself was visible.
Dorork
*Walks toward the floating pan pipe to investigate it*
Satyr
"Natasha the Dryad, so gentle and green, Her garden was touched by the joy of the Spring."
Jerry the Weasel
"One rainy noon 'neath a silvery beam, She spotted a sprout with a shadowy gleam."
Bethany the Badger
"She frowned as she touched it, a whisper was heard:
"I'll grow in your care, and my roots shall run deep," But as if in a dream she forgot what she heard."
Debra the Deer
"Natasha now wanders the garden in a haze, Murmuring, "Something just isn't quite right these days."
@Dorork approaches the oak stump looking up at the pan pipes he saw they are definitely the source of the music, above the oak stump about twenty feet within a thicket of thorny blackberry vines, it appears to glow light throbbing out of it as if the music itself was visible, but other than this he can't discern anything more.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"What are you looking at Dorork dear?"
Dorork
*Quickly turning around looking down* "I am trying to figure out what is going on with this strange pan flute."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"pan flute!....... up there!...... oh my you're right.... how odd."
Dorork
*looking back to the flute*" for some reason it is emitting music but I can't tell from what source is causing it."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"maybe someone with arcane knowledge might understand what's happening?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Hahaha, pan! It's funny because it doesn't look like a pan at all!" *Takes another huge sip out of the wine*
Olaf
*Starts breakdancing*
@Pomba Vesga @Olaf and @seee study the pan pipes, the three all come to the same conclusion, it's the music which is causing the others to behave so strangely.
Seee
if the music can be stopped then perhaps the effects will end.
Olaf
"Hmmm, should we just destroy it?"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"how are you going to do that, it's twenty feet in the air surrounded by a blackberry bush....... and it's magical."
Olaf
"Do you have any idea how to stop that from playing?"
Olaf
"We should have brought the dryad here"
(eldritch blast at the black Berry bush)
the force of @seee 's eldritch blast hits the blackberry thicket which rocks backwards and forwards but acts like a protective cocoon shielding the pan pipes.
Seee
ye this isn't going to work guys any other ideas
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Yes, sit and drink some wine!"
Seee
no your under something magic with this sound
Kemosabe
Kemo looks carefully at blackberry thicket. *perception*
Kemosabe
Not having a good day and becoming agitated, he tries a more direct approach... snapping his fingers, he starts a fire around the entangled flute! *prestidigitation*
"It may get a little smokey!"
it probably isn't going to work it has a magical barrier that protects it against my eldritch blasts so fire probably isn't going to effect it much
Kemosabe
"Damn unfortunate! Have you magical types gained any *Insight* on the situation?
It could be that what they just mentioned in the song is causing this.
Likely the strange tracks I found.
We may have to deal with it first. Thoughts?"
Seee
we should deal with it unless we want the others being unhelpful we need to deal with it
Kaerith Störmjaw
"You should sit down with us and drink wine! Hahahaha!"
Pomba Vesga
"Yes, let's face the big thing you mentioned."
@Kemosabes spall fire ignites midd air but the spell doesn't have the range to reach 20ft in the air so hovers there for a moment before disappearing.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"maybe someone can climb up there and...... remove it from the blackberry thicket?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Or you all could sit down and drink wine with us! Hahaha!"
Kemosabe
"Climb up what, Dear? Is there something other than blackberry vines that I'm not seeing?"
Pomba Vesga
"I can lift you, lady, and put you wherever you want. If you don't take offense..."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"hahaha I'm only 2ft tall, even if you did lift me up I still would have a long way to climb."
looking around you see that the clearing is surrounded by trellised grapevines which encase the clearing. the grapevines grow all the way to the blackberry thicket hanging above the large oak stump. it may be possible to climb up through the grapevines to reach the pan pipes.
Kemosabe
"Ah! I see. For a moment I thought you were suggesting I try and climb the blackberry vines! That didn't sound like much fun!"
Laughing, Kemo tries climbing the tangle of grapevines to reach the mysterious pan pipe.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"wait I might be able to help you*
*@Daisy the Hedgehog holds out her holy symbol, it looks like a simple crystal orb yet inside you can clearly see a glorious tree brimming with life and vitality. she closes her eyes touching your shoulder and speaks a prayer in Sylvan.*
(guidance granted to @Kemosabe)
but he is unable to scale the vines.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"hmmm maybe someone with a bit more muscle should try?"
Daisy the Hedgehog
*she walks over to @Pomba Vesga and laying her hands on her shoulder repeats her prayer*
Dorork
"I could try if you want me to."
Kemosabe
"A bit more muscle?! Why you pan wearing possum! I was climbing trees before most of you were born!"
Dorork also tries to climb but his large build poses more of a hindrance than a benefit.
Kemosabe
"Anyone have a fire bolt?" Kemo chuckles as he picks out the splitters and watches another one fall!
Pomba Vesga
"Don't touch the flute with your bare hands! Just saying."
Kemosabe
"So climb up there and put a bag on it!" Kemo smiles
@Pomba Vesga with guidance from @Daisy the Hedgehog easily scales the vines as if the plant itself was helping lift her higher. she soon reaches the blackberry thicket, the pan pipes within reach.
Pomba Vesga
Smiling triumphantly. "Done, folks. Here we go." Pomba Vesga unties the scarf that holds her wild and long red hair and uses it to grab the flute without touching it directly.
Kemosabe
"She looks like an angel on the winter festival tree!"
Daisy the Hedgehog
*giggles at the thought*
Pomba Vesga
"Oh boy..."
Kemosabe
"Damn! I hope my comment didn't make her slip!"
@Pomba Vesga reaches for the pan pipes but as she does so the thorny blackberry thicket contracts around her outstretched arm the thorns digging into her, she drops her scarf as she grabs the pan pipes, slips and falls.
she lands on the large oak stump with a crash breaking jugs of wine and sending platers of cheese and fruit flying.
in her hand held high in triumph the pan pipes, which on closer inspection appear to be made of stone. removed from their lofty perch they have since stopped playing.
those around the table seem frozen for a moment before apparently regaining their senses.
@Bethany the Badger immediately passes out.
@Debra the Deer vomits on the floor then collapses face first in a bowl of fruit.
@Jerry the Weasel just stairs wide eyed, for a moment you think he's ok but then you realize he has fallen asleep with his eyes open.
only @Satyr (presumably used to drinking excessive amounts) seems to be somewhat lucid albeit glassy eyed.
@Kaerith Störmjaw having only just started at the party is mostly unaffected.
*@Daisy the Hedgehog rushes up helping @Pomba Vesga the paladin to her feet and handing her her scarf.*
Kemosabe
Kemo goes to her and wipes the blood off. "That was a nobley done, My Lady"
Kemosabe
"Now, Satyr, tell us what happened here."
Dorork
"Also whats the last thing you remember?'
Kemosabe
Kemo puts a friendly hand on @Dororks' and laughs. "That's what I asked, Big and Green! Talk to us, Satyr"
@Pomba Vesga holds the stone pan pipes, stone residue has collected on her hand where she grabbed it, the stone residue won't come off.
Satyr
@Satyr looks at you for a moment confused and unsure about what is going on, then slowly with a slight slur responds.
"It's a little foggy......... I remember talking to Natasha, she was concerned about her garden, said there was something wrong and asked us to investigate..........
*he wabbles a little on his rock*
"we came here and found some unusual tracks, some strange scrapping along the tiles............
*wild exaggerated hand gestures*
"we followed them here and we saw what was causing all the trouble, we tried to catch it with some fancy do-hiki we'd gotten of a traveling goblin, but the damn thing backfired"
*more exaggerated hand gestures and a little drool*
"aaaaaaand before we knew it we were partying it up....."
*slumps on his rock miserable and exhausted*
"I feel so bad for Natasha, I vaguely recall her coming to check on us but we made a terrible mess of we were so blotto I think she just gave up things."
Satyr
*shakes his head as if he'd forgot everything he just said and looks at you*
"who are you?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kærith proceeds to stand up fast, looking around a bit confused, but clearly mad* "If I find out who is responsible for my blackout... I'll toast them!"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"YOU!" *Kaerith approaches @Satyr and grabs him(her?) by the clothes*
"You did something to me didn't you?!"
Satyr
"woooooh I had way too much wine, why is a big blue lizard angry at me?!?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Because all of a sudden I was sitting with you at that weird freak party!"
Satyr
"ooooooh I see, maybe we need a bit of the hair of the dog hay."
*gives you a wink*
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith just gives a threatening glare back (intimation check)*
Olaf
"Hey dragon guy, it's the flute not him"
the glare looks more like squinting which confuses the Satyr even more (intimidation check fails)
Kaerith Störmjaw
*I release @Satyr * "Then let me break the goddamn flute."
Pomba Vesga
You see Pomba holding the flute through the cloth now. "If you break it, be careful with the shards. This things releases a sand that stuck to my hand. I don't want to turn into a statue so young."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"oh dear that's not good, here let me take care of that hand until we can get someone to look at it."
*@Daisy the Hedgehog takes some raps from her healers kit and securely binds @Pomba Vesgas hand ensuring it is well covered.*
"remind me to check on it later, make sure it's not spreading."
Pomba Vesga
"I will. Thanks." Looks worried.
Kemosabe
"So tell us about what you were here to investigate? I saw tracks of a large, shambling critter." (Edited)
Olaf
"Yeah, the flute is not the issue, there's the tracks"
Kemosabe
"Hell! Toss it the flute! If it turns him into a statue, we'll pick him up on the way back. That way, we won't have to kill him." Kemo comments grimly as he awaits the Satyrs' response.
Seee
"it's sand right what if we blasted it with fire would it turn the sand into glass?"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"the flute?"
Seee
yes
Satyr
"shambling............ yes I'll never forget it, of course it took off once the music started...... but yeah we were a little preoccupied by then."
*winks*
Daisy the Hedgehog
"hmmmm I don't know it seems like a rather dangerous artifact, and maybe the Satyr wants it back?"
Satyr
"hell no you keep it, that damn thing is a menace!"
Kemosabe
"Tell us what you know about the creature. What did you learn before the party started?" Kemo asks patiently.
Satyr
"hmmm well it was big ........ and green........ and leafy, I never seen anything like it!"
*he pauses for a moment then pours a glass of wine, and takes a sip*
"ahhh that's better...... yes it made off through one of the archways."
Seee
is it a dryad's
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith walks towards a wall and leans against it* "I came here for nothing. I was hoping for some action."
Kemosabe
"No. I have heard of similar things but I've never encountered one. I'm not sure. One way to find out!" He turns back to the Satyr, is there anything you can help us with? You owe your Hostess a bit of a debt. "
Satyr
"no not a Dryad, it's big, with leaves and vines, I don't know it was ..... yeah like a giant angry weed.... yeah crazy."
*takes another sip of wine*
Kemosabe
"Alright, alright, do you at least remember which way it went?" Kemo asks then begins looking outside the *party area* for tracks.
Kemosabe
"Must have something in my eye! Anyway, it shouldn't be hard to find!"
Satyr
"couldn't say we were much too busy."
*takes a big sip of wine*
Kemosabe
Kemo looks around carefully, studying the layout of the place.
Game Master
looking around @Kemosabe sees that this area is very similar to the previous room in size and shape, with archway exits to the left, right, center, and behind you which is where you entered from.
Kemosabe
"Great. A greenhouse maze. Anyone else good at tracking? It would save time. Otherwise, we might go back to the tracks I did find and try following them?"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"here let me help you."
*@Daisy the Hedgehog holds out her holy symbol and says a prayer as she lays her hand on your shoulder*
Kemosabe
"Thanks, Little Fluffy!"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Are we done here...? I want to find some thieves to discharge my anger on them."
surveying the area @Kemosabe sees the tracks he had spotted in the first room, they appear to be moving towards the archway to the left of where you entered this area.
Kemosabe
"The tracks appear to be moving towards the left. Let us follow them."
the group bid the Satyr and his passed out companions farewell and head to the archway to the left.
upon arriving they can see that the next area is much different to the previous areas.
The shape and size of the room is the same as the previous areas, with archways to the left, right, and center.
this room seems to be dedicated to ponds and streams with an intricate
wooden bridge network which crisscrosses through the area. around the many ponds and riverbanks are many water plants of varying sizes with horsetail reeds, lilies, and blue and yellow Iris growing along the edges, and a variety of water hyacinth, sweet flag, and pickerelweed. the sounds of insects and frogs can be heard, with large dragonflies cruising across the waters, and a veritable rainbow of butterflies tending to the flowers.
within the ponds you can see large carp swimming, and turtles basking on protruding rocks.
the area gives off an aura of relaxation and calming natural beauty, but you also see the tracks of dirt and plant scrapings that trail off into this Eden.
Daisy the Hedgehog
*sighs*
"pity about the nasty plant monster, this place would be lovely to visit and have a picnic."
Kemosabe
"I agree, My Dear. We shall return here and have one! I'll bring you some nice grubs or something to eat!" He grins at her then scans the area carefully.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I don't eat grubs, why would you even think that"
*pokes out tongue making a gagging face*
Olaf
*starts catching butterflies*
Olaf
"Wazzhap little one"
Olaf
*proceeds to let it go* "fly pretty little thing" (Edited)
Kemosabe
the careful scan results in Kemo cheering as @Olaf catches butterflies!
Daisy the Hedgehog
"well done Olaf dear, that was a pretty one, and thank you for releasing it unharmed."
as the group make their way into the room @Kemosabe, @Olaf, and @Daisy the Hedgehog are preoccupied with the beauty around them, yet danger lies ahead. creeping up from under the bridges the group is set upon by four giant centipedes luckily @Kaerith Störmjaw, @Dorork, @seee, and @Pomba Vesga are vigilant and able to warn the other party members just in the nick of time.
Kemosabe
@Kemosabe instantly focuses on the nearest centipede, his predatory instincts taking over. With a lunge, he slash's at it's head...
(Hunters Mark, bonus action)
Kaerith Störmjaw
"HAHA! FINALLY!" *Kaerith takes a step forward*
Kaerith Störmjaw
*He proceeds to take a deep breath and use lightning breath*
@Kemosabes lunge pierces the @Giant Centipede 2s hard carapace with ease, it thrashes momentarily before collapsing dead on the wooden walkway.
lightning crackles as @Kaerith Störmjaw unleashes his breath weapon upon the oncoming @Giant Centipede 4, the Centipede didn't stand a chance as it catches the full force of the electric blast, once it is over only chard remains are left smoldering on the wooden walkway, this section of the wooden walkway has also sustained some damage and may be too treacherous to cross over.
Olaf
I cast firebolt on the centipede nearest to me
@Olaf casts firebolt at @Giant Centipede
@Olafs firebolt roasts @Giant Centipede it's chard remains left smoldering on the wooden walkway, the walkway also catches fire smoke bellowing into the greenhouse reducing visibility in the immediate area.
Dorork
*Dorok will use his greatsword to attack*
@Dorork closes in on @Giant Centipede 3 but in the heat of battle amidst the smoke and flames he notices something moving into range for an ambush on his unsuspecting companions.
a mighty swing of his great sword cuts the @Giant Centipede 3 in half its twitching segments flipping around on the wooden walkway.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"I can't see anything!"
from out of nowhere two Giant Toads who were laying in ambush leap out from the ponds.
@Giant Toad 2 tries to swallow @Kaerith Störmjaw
@Giant Toad tries to swallow @Kemosabe
@Giant Toad 2 s tongue raps around @Kaerith Störmjaw and starts to drag him towards its mouth.
(grappled)
Game Master
05:03 PM
@Giant Toad s tongue raps around @Kemosabe and starts to drag him towards its mouth.
(grappled)
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Get off of me!" *Kaerith struggles to try and grab his dagger to slice the toad* "Come on!"
Pomba Vesga
Pomba grabs her cool dark greatsword with both hands and tries to slash the tongue that's grappling Kaerith.
@Pomba Vesga takes a large chunk of flesh out of @Giant Toad 2 but the toad holds on tight to @Kaerith Störmjaw dragging him closer to its open maw.
Seee
cast eldritch blast
Kemosabe
"Help! Damnit! I'm in a sticky situation over here!" Kemo shouts
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith to slide his hand under the toad's tongue to reach his dagger*
"Come on...!"
seeing @Kaerith Störmjaw in a very bad situation @Daisy the Hedgehog holds out her holy symbol and casts healing word on the dragonborn.
@Kaerith Störmjaw feels the healing energies flowing into him.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Appreciate it, little one." *Tries his best to get a hold of the dagger*
Kemosabe
Kemo growls and plants his feet. Leaning forward, he brings both blades down on the toads' tongue, blades crossed. Pressing his weight on them, he slices down and outwards, trying to cut through it...
@seee casts eldritch blast the force slamming into @Giant Toad.
the @Giant Toad releases @Kemosabe as it reels from the attack.
@Kemosabes blades cut at the @Giant Toad the blades sinking in deep, leaving the toad looking heavily wounded and bleeding profusely over the wooden walkway.
@Kaerith Störmjaw bites down on the @Giant Toad 2 s tongue, getting a mouth full of toad in the process. the toad releases @Kaerith Störmjaw in shock.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith proceeds to spit the chunk of toad out* "This is HORRIBLE!"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"I've eaten better stuff that was expired..."
@Kaerith Störmjaws is able to fight off the effects of the toads poisonous flesh.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"I'll never do this again." *Kaerith shivers a bit to the weird taste that still lies in his mouth* "Just purely disgusting!"
Seee
eldritch blast kemos frog
Olaf
I cast ray of frost to Giant Toad 2
@seee s eldritch blast crashes into the @Giant Toad, it sits motionless for a moment, blinks, then swells up like a balloon before bursting, sending chunks of frog into the air before raining back down on the wooden walkway.
@Olaf aims and casts ray of frost at @Giant Toad 2 ice begins to crystalize over the toads lumpy flesh.
@Giant Toad 2 s tongue wraps around the paladin squeezing and dragging her towards its open maw.
Dorork
*Dorok will make his way to the toad and use his great sword to cut it*
Daisy the Hedgehog
"oh no oh no oh no! Natasha's beautiful greenhouse!!,"
*@Daisy the Hedgehog runs up removing her pot helmet and starts using it as a bucket to throw water from the pond on to the burning wooden walkway.*
@Daisy the Hedgehog is burnt by the fires as she battles the small blaze.
@Dorork swings his mighty sword cutting a large chunk from the back legs of @Giant Toad 2
@Giant Toad 2 releases @Pomba Vesga in shock from the attack.
Pomba Vesga
Pomba Vesga says a quick prayer before swinging her greatsword against the frog. (Divine Smite)
But she is unable to land her vengeful hit.
the @Giant Toad 2 is looking very tired its tongue is badly damaged, and its hind legs a limp, it's eyes are having trouble focusing on its surroundings.
Kemosabe
Kemo steps beside the toad and stabs with both swords into it's body...
the toad let's out a gurgling croak as it slumps on the deck dead.
Kemosabe
Kemo immediately begins removing the legs with expert precision. When they are loose, he ties them together and throws them over a tree limb. "There! We'll pick 'em up on the way out and have a cookout!"
Kemosabe
... He then puts on his "spectacles and continues searching for sign of the Sinister Shambling Shrub...
Daisy the Hedgehog
"help me put out this fire first!"
@Daisy the Hedgehog continues to fight the fire
Dorork
*Dorok cuts the bottom. mouth off the toad*
trying to make a toad head bucket the half orc makes a mess with toad parts scattered about the wooden walkway
@Kemosabe although happy with his work, it is plain to see the toad legs preparation did not go well and would likely result in food poisoning.
@Kemosabe did however locate the tracks he was searching for...... to everyones surprise.
Kemosabe
"Oh, yeah, the *billowing flames*" he grins "Careful not to singe your fluffy butt!" Kemo begins snapping his fingers, putting an area of fire out with every snap. *prestidigitation*
Daisy the Hedgehog
"just wet your blanket and use that!"
Dorork
*Pulls out blanket and drenchs it to put out the flames*
Daisy the Hedgehog
"how nice it must be to be able to do that!"
*glares at @Kemosabe her fur and quills smoldering from the fire and covered in ash.*
@Dorork is burnt by the fire as he attempts to put it out
working together you are able to put out the fire, although @Daisy the Hedgehog and @Dorork get a little singed.
@Daisy the Hedgehog produces some burn cream from her healers pack to relieve herself and @Dorork.
@Kemosabe has spotted the tracks leading to the archway to the right.
Pomba Vesga
"Are you guys hurt? I can patch you, but need a rest first."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"What if we lay and rest? I don't need any help, a good night of sleep is more than enough."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith rubs his throat* "Especially since I used my lightning breath I'm a bit... sore."
Kemosabe
"I am wounded but can continue. I have some healing if someone is in bad shape.
I will go with the group decision but my vote is to continue the hunt."
Olaf
"I am fine either to continue or to rest, I'm not hurt after all."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Resting is wiser, we look for a hidden spot and cover ourselves so we're not spotted."
Kemosabe
"Ha! We have one fight and you need a nap?! Thought you were a stone cold killer?! Might want to be more careful about using the word *pathetic* in the future.
I will go with the majority but if you are the only one badly injured, I can heal you.
Everyone has a vote, it's two for resting and two for finishing the job. Speak up and let's decide this."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Watch your mouth. I'm suggesting this for the sake of the group. Don't go poking into something you don't know."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Pathetic is you assuming I'm the one needing the rest. I suggested it because @Pomba Vesga"
Kemosabe
"The group can decide about taking a rest. As far as my words, they are your own. Pathetic is offensive, is it not?
and killing is something I do know. No need to be rude about it!
But, hey! if you have a problem with me, I am at your service anytime. Say when."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith let's out a grin* "Quite the confidence for a kid who never interacted with the gruesome reality of war. I'd like to see you in arenas, fighting for your survival. I'd like to see you try..."
Kemosabe
"I made my first kill before you were hatched, you silly ass! Enough of this! Draw your weapons or stop with the fuckin' mouth!"
The swords appear in a flash and he takes his stance, ready
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith laughs, in a dry way* "Before I was hatched? Boy... Know your damn place. You make me laugh."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Points at his sword* "You're so brave, yet you draw out a weapon."
Kemosabe
"The subject was killin' and I'm through talkin" Kemo says with his quiet drawl, eyes flashing
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith cracks his knuckles* "A true killer would know that you can take a life without weapons."
Pomba Vesga
Pomba raises her voice. "You sirs can kill each other as soon as this job is over. I left the inn with five coworkers and will do my best to return with them all alive. Besides, I don't need healing, I just need to rest in order to replenish my full abilities."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"That's what I suggested but this smart ass decided to run his mouth."
Kemosabe
"Ma'am, you will understand that this is a matter of Personal Honor. He has been a insulting bully since the beginning and it cannot continue."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"both of you stop, let's just get this done for Natasha, then you can both go your separate ways once more. which way do the tracks lead?"
Kemosabe
"So be it, My Ladies. I will do as you ask and let it go one last time. Until later." Kemo then cups his hands, speaks a few words in Old Elfish, and what appear to be muscadine berries appear. (Good Berries) He eats 6 of them and hands the rest to @Daisy the Hedgehog.
"Do with them what you will. The trail leads off to the right."
He walks a short distance in that direction and gets his mind back on the Hunt.
@Daisy the Hedgehog hands two of the remaining berries to @Pomba Vesga and two to @Kaerith Störmjaw.
she then takes out her holy symbol and says a prayer for @Pomba Vesga (healing word.)
Daisy the Hedgehog
"Let's keep moving now shall we."
Dorork
"Yes lead the way little lady."
Kemosabe
"Ah... please allow me, My Lady" Kemo actually cracks of grin
When all are ready, he stays a short distance in the lead. He follows the tracks and keeps an eye on the bushes, knowing they may not be what they seem.
looking through the archway to the right you see that this room has a farm theme.
a red barn can be seen in the distance behind a field of corn.
as with the previous areas there are archways to the left, right and center.
the air smells of earth and manure, and you can hear the sound of barnyard animals.
the tracks here are easy to spot as they cut a path through the corn field leaving an obvious trail of crushed corn stalks behind. the tracks end at an old well 100ft ahead.
Kemosabe
Kemo pauses for a moment and studies the scene carefully. *perception?
Kemosabe
While he is looking, he puts an arrow in the two nearest hay stacks. (just for luck!)
@Kemosabe s arrows fly harmlessly, one hitting a hay stack the other just falling short.
all seems quiet on the farm, with his keen hearing @Kemosabe can hear some cows, sheep and pigs in the direction of the barn, he can also hear chickens scattered about the place, but under the calm exterior he can tell that danger is lurking nearby, although what he is unsure.
Kemosabe
"Well... you all can see what I do. There are the tracks through the corn.
The whole place feels like a trap.
Nothing for it but to go on in!"
Kemo begins moving slowly down the path, avoiding the first two haystacks then stopping near the fence.
stopping at the fence you can clearly see the well, the tracks lead into the well, broken vines and dirt have caught on the edge, and the stone is cracked and broken as though something heavy has climbed over it and inside.
as you look upon the well considering your next move two roosters heads appear to your left and right........ but as they immerge you realize they are not roosters at all, as following the roosters head a snakes heads also appear.
the cockatrices strut out into the open blocking your path to the well. the rooster heads peck at the ground, but the snake heads watch you intently, their forked tongues tasting the air.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith proceeds to stretch up and equip his battleaxe* "Let's get this party started."
Olaf
Starts to prepare
Kaerith Störmjaw
"And then I have some stuff to get settled..."
Kemosabe
"I don't think they are domesticated." Kemo comments and steps to the East side of @Dorork. The bow comes up, his attention focuses on funky chicken #2 and he fires an arrow into its chest. (Hunter's Mark, the last spell)
@Dorork presents his holy symbol and casts bless on @Kemosabe @Daisy the Hedgehog and himself as his companions prepare for battle.
like an angel on his shoulder his aim is guided and strikes true.
the arrow sinks in deep maiming the @Cockatrice 2 and hindering its movement.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith goes into rage and does a Reckless attack with his Battleaxe towards @Cockatrice 2*
the battleaxe strikes the @Cockatrice 2 dealing a large gash to its wing.
Olaf
cast ray of frost at cockatrice 2
the @Cockatrice 2 s feathers become frosted and brittle as the ray of frost engulfs it.
@Cockatrice attacks @Kaerith Störmjaw pecking at him with its beak.
the peck is small and the raging dragonborn hardly feels it.
the area around the wound goes numb for a moment but @Kaerith Störmjaw is able to fight off the effects of the cockatrices petrification.
Seee
eldritch blast chicken 1
@seee s eldritch blast slams into the @Cockatrice
Pomba Vesga
Pomba walks 15ft NW in an attempt to flank @Cockatrice 2. Then she attacks her with her greatsword.
with a mighty swing @Pomba Vesga decapitates the @Cockatrice 2 it hobbles around momentarily before collapsing in a heap on the ground.
Kemosabe
Kemo steps in front of @Dorork (5' N. W.) and fires at the last funky chicken.
Seee
eldritch blast chicken 1
@Kemosabe s aim is true the arrow imbedding in the cockatrices breast.
@seee finishes off the 'fowl' creature with another eldritch blast.
Kemosabe
Kemo trots excitedly over to the carcasses and begins plucking pretty feathers for his braids! (He places a stick across their heads and stands on
it while he does so!)
Seee
(grabs some feather to add for the my seashell necklace)
Pomba Vesga
"Are you sirs hurt?" Pomba sheathes her greatsword with a motion that seems as if she was going to scratch her back.
Kemosabe
"Very nice, @seee, that's impressive. You look like a Sea Elf Prince!" he says in Elfish and then answers @Pomba Vesga in the same language. "I have only a scratch, My Dove! This for you..." he gives her the best tail feather he has taken.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith sighs* "Trying to win the damsel's favour? That desperate for attention? That's funny, @Kemosabe." *Then he proceeds to put the axe on its sheath, that's on Kaerith's back and do a big stretch* "That was an interesting fight, nothing major. I hope there's something more challenging."
Kemosabe
Kemo smiles at Thunder Mouth, envisioning how well the exotic feathers will look on the cape he intends to make from his blue hide. "Then fix a rope and lower yourself down the well. That should interest you."
Seee
thanks for the compliment I guess
Kaerith Störmjaw
"@Kemosabe we have unfinished business..." *Kaerith grins, menacingly*
Olaf
I look down the well
Pomba Vesga
"Thanks, sir Kemo. Will keep them as a reminder of this adventure."
"Win my favor, Kaerith sir? Did I do anything to indicate that any of you were not already in my favor? Same way I count on the favor of you all."
She says and walks off, stretching.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Indeed. That fella looks like he's trying to get a damsel's hand with such flattering gestures and speech, truly undignified of a warrior."
Pomba Vesga
Pomba Vesga rolls her eyes, but only @Daisy the Hedgehog sees it.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I wonder if it's still down there?"
Olaf
"Should we check it now?"
Kemosabe
"If it is not down there, it didn't come back out this way." he answers, cleaning up
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Looks down the well assessing it's height*
@Kemosabe is able to expertly harvest the parts of the cockatrices, including meat, feathers, legs, two rooster heads, and two snake heads.
Kaerith Störmjaw
I want to see if I can jump down it
it is dark down the well and @Kaerith Störmjaw and @Olaf can't see more than 20ft in the pitch blackness.
@Daisy the Hedgehog walks up and takes a look with her dark vision.
Kemosabe
Kemo carefully stoys his prizes into the pack and digs out the rope. He ties one end to the wellpost and tosses the other into the well.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I can see the bottom, it's got to be about 40ft. there looks to be a pool of water at the bottom."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"@Daisy the Hedgehog do you reckon it's deep enough?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"The pool?"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I can't tell how deep the water is but the rope is here now, and there looks to be a stone ledge around the outside of the pool."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Darn it."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith tests the wells' wall strength by clinging his claws into it*
the rope and walls seem sturdy enough.
Olaf
"Looks like we're swimming"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"well at least to the edge of the water, you could probably swing across from the rope."
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith holds the rope with one hand and with his free hand he places his palm against the well wall to use as a <<break>> and starts sliding down the rope, carefully*
@Kaerith Störmjaw easily climbs down then swings to the side to solid ground to the side of the well, and finds himself in total darkness. looking up he can see the pinprick of light at the top of the well.
as he stands there his eyes adjust and he realizes that a strange lichen is glowing providing a low green glow within the chamber, and looking around he sees the lechens glow extends throughout a tunnel network leading away from the well chamber.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"guess I'll go next"
*makes an over exaggerated gulp sound*
@Daisy the Hedgehog slips while climbing down the rope falling into the water below with a little 'plop' sound.
Kemosabe
"What the Hell, Daisy?!" Kemo yells and grabs for her as she suddenly hops on the edge and falls in!
it seems quite deep however and she is unharmed, and swims to the shore wet, and slightly embarrassed.
Kemosabe
"Silly gopher." Kemo mutters. "Anyone need help climbing down? If not, I'll go next."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"oh it's quite nice down here, it is cool and pleasant, and there is a lovely green light filling the tunnels."
*she quickly says trying to draw attention away from her ungraceful fall and now soaking wet appearance."
@Kemosabe also slips and falls into the pool below, getting drenched, but is able to swim to shore.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Lovely cave. The plants are glowing."
Daisy the Hedgehog
@Daisy the Hedgehog looks at him and smiles.
"you were saying!!"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"They seem to lead somewhere."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Miss @Daisy the Hedgehog something you need to learn about @Kemosabe is that he's all mouth."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"it is very nice"
Kemosabe
"That looked like so much fun I just had to try." he tries to be cool
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith does a mocking smile* "Sure was."
Kemosabe
Kemo sighs and his self depreciating chucle fades away. "I'll have a look, Daisy." He slips quietly 25' down the tunnel. Stopping at the intersection, he looks carefully around... checking the floor for tracks before it is disturbed and trying to spot threats
looking ahead you can see an intersection leading to the left and right, further along the corridor you can see an area of lush vegetation at the end of the passageway about 100ft away.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith spins his battleaxe around after taking it out* -danger sense-
as the rest of the group fall down the well into the water and pull themselves out, @Kemosabe fails to notice, that the way forward is not quite clear, as he steps into the intersection a gelatinous cube which had remained motionless until now lays in wait to ambush and engulf the elf.
@Kemosabe is engulfed by the waiting @Gelatinous Cube
the acidic insides of the ooze begin to dissolve the elf, trapped inside he can't see, can't breathe and is restrained as it smothers him.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Ah, another rescue mission."
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Slime... Maybe fire is good against it?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Most certainly direct hits won't do anything?"
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith also takes out his dagger* "Maybe by causing a spark?"
Olaf
"Won't he burn as well"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"That's not my issue. There's the water pool still, if he's quick enough."
Seee
*starts crying seeing one of he's friends from the past melting away*
(eldritch blast)
@seee sends an eldritch blast towards the @Gelatinous Cube the impact sending ripples through its gelatinous form.
@Daisy the Hedgehog holds out her holy symbol summoning a spiritual weapon in the form of a large frying pan behind the @Gelatinous Cube .
@Daisy the Hedgehog attacks with the spiritual weapon
the spiritual weapon comes crashing down on the @Gelatinous Cube, globs of ooze are sent flying from the impact.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Dang, I hated the guy, never expected him to die so quickly."
Olaf
I cast firebolt
@Olafs firebolt streaks down the passageway melting away parts of the @Gelatinous Cube
Dorork
*Dorok will make his way o the cube and use his greatsword to cut the cube*
@Dorork takes a sewing cleaving off a large chunk of @Gelatinous Cube
the @Gelatinous Cube starts moving forward.
@Dorork jumps back from the @Gelatinous Cube just in time, inside he can see @Kemosabe who is dissolving away his skin sagging and paper thin his hair fully melted away.
@Kemosabe in a last attempt to survive tries to free himself from within the @Gelatinous Cube .
with all his remaining strength @Kemosabe is able to move outside of the @Gelatinous Cube falling to the ground behind it.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Wait he's still alive? Wowie!"
Pomba Vesga
Pomba Vesga casts Bless on herself, @Kemosabe and @Daisy the Hedgehog.
Pomba Vesga
"Hold on, Kemo sir!"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"yes! hold on @Kemosabe we're coming!
Kemosabe
"It slimed me......"
*@Kemosabes skin looks paper thin and saggy from the internal acids of the @Gelatinous Cube, his once fine clothes now taters and worn thin, all his hair has been dissolved away*
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith does a spin attack, trying to get as much slime "cut" as possible with his Battleaxe and his dagger*
Kaerith Störmjaw
*right after the attack (if it lands or not) I'll do a dash backwards to create some distance*
attack of opportunity when disengaging
@Kaerith Störmjaw moves in a whirl of blades, but as he attempts to disengage the @Gelatinous Cube strikes out with its tentacle like pseudopod the acidic tentacle lashing at the retreating dragonborn.
@Daisy the Hedgehog holds out her holy symbol calling on the Earth Mother for assistance, she channels her divinity bathing @Kemosabe in healing light.
as a bonus action she attacks the @Gelatinous Cube once more with the giant frying pan spiritual weapon.
the giant frying pan pounds down on the ooze
Olaf
I cast burning hand
Olaf
I move at the back, behind dorork
a cone of fire blasts the @Gelatinous Cube from @Olaf s outstretched hands melting it in places.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"nice work Olaf! We've got it on the ropes!"
Olaf
"Yeah, lezgo goiz"
Pomba Vesga
"Let's save everyone! That jelly can't last long!"
Seee
(eldritch blast)
Dorork
cut it again
@Dorork carves another large chunk off the @Gelatinous Cube.
Seee's eldritch blast sends shockwaves through the ooze.
the @Gelatinous Cube moves forward attempting to engulf those in front of it.
The dragonborn and the half orc manage to dive to the side, but Olaf is engulfed inside the ooze.
@Kemosabe comes up behind the @Gelatinous Cube slashing with his blades.
two massive hits from behind on the @Gelatinous Cube by @Kemosabe , the @Gelatinous Cubes cell structure starts to crumble pieces of it begin to break down and fall apart landing on the floor around it.
as the @Gelatinous Cube crumbles into nothing @Olaf falls to the floor gasping for breath free of the oozes insides, and luckily had not spent enough time inside to have received any lasting damage.
Daisy the Hedgehog
*@Daisy the Hedgehog runs up to help @Olaf to his feet.*
"are you ok? everyone in one piece?"
Dorork
*Dorok looks at his body*"Yep all 10 fingers all 10 toes."
Kemosabe
*@Kemosabe touches his skin, although healed by @Daisy the Hedgehog his skin still hangs loosely in parts around his face and body.
"seems my cavalier days as a ladies man are over."
Pomba Vesga
"How do you feel, Kemo sir? Yea, you don't look good."
Kemosabe
"feel like I'm wearing someone else's skin. I know in the wilderness some tribes do that but it's not really the look I was going for."
Pomba Vesga
"Yuck."
down the corridor you hear shuffling, looking through the pale green glow in the dark tunnel you can see a large mass of vines shift and move, it knows you are here and it awaits you in the chamber ahead. around it the walls move and shift, it is not alone.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"I have a bad feeling."
Daisy the Hedgehog
"it seems it knows we are here."
Seee
eldritch blast shrub 5
Pomba Vesga
"Let them come, folks, don't get too deep into the tunnel! They're not strong, just many!"
Pomba takes a few steps back before running forward and shooting a javelin at @Awakened Shrub 8.
@Pomba Vesga throws her javalin, but the @Awakened Shrub 8 is well concealed behind the cover of rocks and the tunnel walls, the javalin clattering harmlessly to the ground.
Pomba Vesga
"Heck!" Pomba retreats to the entrance.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith, one more time, rages equips both of his hand axes and rushes to the Awakened Shrubs and attacks 2 of them (according to the map the ones that are close to each other are 5 and 8 or 6 and 3 but I'll attack 5 and 8)*
Olaf
I move onwards, behind daisy
@Kaerith Störmjaw charges up the tunnel towards the @Awakened
Shrubs, but seems he missjudged the distance and is still unable to attack at this time.
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Dang this is still long!"
Dorork
*Dorok will switch to his hand axe and cut away at the shrubs*
Kaerith Störmjaw
"Hey, Orc! Slow down!!"
Kaerith Störmjaw
"I'm here!"
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith ducks down just in case.*
@Dorork also dashes up the tunnel but missjudged the distance and is still unable to attack at this time.
@Awakened Shrub 5 comes tumbling out from behind cover, attacking @Kaerith Störmjaw with its twigs, leaves, and branches.
but misses
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith stands up*
Pomba Vesga
Pomba grabs another of her javelins and tries another shot at shrub 5.
Pomba Vesga
"A small victory, yes." Pomba says to herself with a smile.
@Pomba Vesga s javalin sticks into the @Awakened Shrub 5 but it's leafy foliage cushions the blow.
Dorork
*Dorok will back track to the others*
Dorork
*Dorok will cast bless on Olaf Daisy and Himself*
@Kemosabe shoots an arrow at @Awakened Shrub 5
the arrow pierces the shrubbery severing its stem, it topples to the floor in two.
Kaerith Störmjaw
*Kaerith proceeds to run a bit more inside* (if this doesn't waste my turn make me attack shrub 8)
a delayed eldritch blast from @seee crashes into @Awakened Shrub 8 scattering leaves and branches across the floor.
hacking and slashing @Kaerith Störmjaw destroys @Awakened Shrub 6
Seee
Eldritch blast
Olaf
I dash towards the tunnel for 40 feet
Olaf
"We can't hit them from here, we have to go inside, someone's already there, he needs backup"
@Awakened Shrubs from all around the room spring to life rushing forward surrounding @Kaerith Störmjaw and grasping at him with their branches.
the @Shambling Mound lurches forward towards @Kaerith Störmjaw reaching out with its vines and branches.
the @Shambling Mounds vines come down like hammers crushing @Kaerith Störmjaw into the group his body left broken, his eyes dulled as his last breath leaves his body.
Pomba Vesga
Pomba Vesga runs to where Olaf is standing. "What happened?", she asks him as she senses that something bad happened.
Daisy the Hedgehog
"try and get @Kaerith Störmjaws body to safety, I may be able to revive him...... if he hasn't already passed on."
Pomba Vesga
Seeing the fallen dragonborn, Pomba breathes deep and throws a javelin at the shrub in front of Olaf.
@Pomba Vesgas javalin finds its target the leafy foliage absorbing much of the piercing javalins damage.
@Daisy the Hedgehog and @Kemosabe move up the tunnel heading towards the battle.
Olaf
I cast firebolt to the shrub in front of me.
the shrub in front of @Olaf bursts into flames.
Olaf
I move back behind kemosabe.
Seee
(eldritch blast)
@seee s eldritch blast strikes the @Shambling Mound the force tearing away vines and foliage, yet the towering creature is unfased by the minor damage.
a second blast from @seee misses its target crashing into the far wall behind the @Shambling Mound .
there is the shuffling of leaves and branches as the @Awakened Shrubs position themselves up ahead.
@Awakened Shrub 3 attacks @Kemosabe
but it is unable to cause any harm to the elf.
@Kemosabe attacks the shrub in front of him.
@Kemosabe quickly cuts down the @Awakened Shrub 3 and continues down the tunnel.
@Daisy the Hedgehog moves up behind @Kemosabe and casts Spiritual Weapon behind the @Shambling Mound .
the spiritual weapon takes on the form of a giant pair of scissors 'snip snip' the giant scissors snip at the @Shambling Mound .
as the scissors do their thing vines and leaves go flying in all directions 'snip snip'
Dorork
*Dorok will make his way to the front of the group*
Dorork
* He will then take a swing at shrub 2 with his hand axe*
Pomba Vesga
Pomba grabs her greatsword and advances to attack @Awakened Shrub 2 and get it out of her way to the boss.
working together @Dorork and @Pomba Vesga are able to take down the @Awakened Shrub 2 , hacking it to mulch on the floor.
Olaf
I move beside pomba vesga and cast burning hands to shrub 1 and shrub 10
@Olaf moving up into the battle stretches out his hands sending waves of fire cascading forward engulfing 3 awakened shrubs and the @Shambling Mound.
the shrubs are instantly incinerated, while the dense wet mass of vines insulates the @Shambling Mound against the fire causing only minor damage.
Seee
Eldritch blast
@seee unleashes another eldritch blast, but he is unable to find his target behind cover, instead the blast harmlessly hits a bolder.
@Awakened Shrub 9 attacks @Kemosabe
@Awakened Shrub 7 attacks @Pomba Vesga
but they are unable to cause any damage with their leaves and branches.
the @Shambling Mound comes crashing around the bolder towards @Olaf , @Pomba Vesga , and @Kemosabe it lashes out with its vines towards @Olaf and @Pomba Vesga
but the vines miss the nimble sorcerer and the paladin easily fends off the attack in her armour.
@Kemosabe turns his attention to the @Shambling Mound attacking twice with his blades.
his training kicking in his blades finding weak points in the creatures thick outer vines.
@Daisy the Hedgehog uses her bonus action to attack the @Shambling Mound with her spiritual weapon , but it misses, she then watches @Kaerith Störmjaw looking for signs that the dragonborn has stabilized and readies an action to cast cure wounds.
Pomba Vesga
Pomba Vesga utters a prayer to her god and swings her greatsword with fervor against Shambling Mound. (Divine Smite)
Olaf
Cast Burning Hands
the @Shambling Mound is writhed in flames from @Olafs outstretched hands
but despite its size the creature is quite quick and is able to avoid most of the damage combined with its wet flame retardant body.
@Pomba Vesga brings down her mighty sword on the @Shambling Mound dispensing her divine justice.
a large chunk of the creature is destroyed vines and mulch falling to the floor, yet despite this the creature still looks very much able to continue the fight.
@Daisy the Hedgehog seeing that the dragonborn has stabilized casts cure wounds.
@Kaerith Störmjaw is revived after his very near death experience.
@Awakened Shrub 9 continues to throw itself at @Kemosabe , while @Awakened Shrub 7 bashes itself against the armoured paladin @Pomba Vesga .
Causing some minor scratches.
*Dorok will equip his greatsword and take a swing at shambling mound*
a big swing from the half orc paladin as more vines and mulch fall to the floor.
Seee
run up behind pomba and cast eldritch blast on shrub
Kaerith Störmjaw
Looks for cover
@Kemosabe attacks with his blades
cutting the vines from the shambling mound
@Daisy the Hedgehog uses the spiritual weapon to attack the @Shambling Mound
more vines are cut away, the creature seems less bulky now than at the start and it is possible to see through the mass of vines and mulch in places.
the @Shambling Mound attacks @Dorork and @Pomba Vesga
@Dorork is knocked to the ground his body broken.
but his relentless orc lineage kicks in forcing his body to fight on despite his wounds.
Pomba Vesga
Pomba attacks with greatsword.
@Pomba Vesga delivers her divine justice upon the @Shambling Mound her great sword sheathed in holy light as she carves away a great mass of vines.
@seees eldritch blast buffets @Awakened Shrub 7 , some branches are broken but it remains standing.
Olaf
I cast firebot
Dorork
*Dorok will take a swing at shrubbery 9*
@Dorork cuts the @Awakened Shrub 9 in half, it falls lifeless to the floor.
@Olafs firebolt scorches the @Shambling Mound yet it's wet mulch reduces the damage.
@Kaerith Störmjaw attacks with his hand axes.
landing a blow and cutting away some vines.
The blast from Seee's eldritch blast finishes off the badly injured shrub sending leaves and twigs scattering.
@Shambling Mound attacks @Pomba Vesga and @Olaf
@Olaf is crushed under the weight of the tentacles slamming him into the wall his body slumps to the floor unconscious.
@Pomba Vesga is also badly beaten by the @Shambling Mound but stands firm.
@Kemosabe attacks @Shambling Mound
his blades cutting vines from the creature it collapses to the floor, the vines go limp and lifeless.
in the center of the mound of rotting leaves, mulch and dead vines you can see the beating heart of the @Shambling Mound,
@Daisy the Hedgehog casts spare the dying on @Olaf stabilizing him .
Daisy the Hedgehog
"hang in there Olaf!"
*@Daisy the Hedgehog produces some bandages and herbs from her healers kit working to stop the bleeding and immobilise his broken arm.*
Daisy the Hedgehog
*she then scoops up the heart of the Shambling mound into a sack and ties it off.*
Kemosabe
"wait what! you're not going to destroy it?"
Daisy the Hedgehog
"I figured we should show it to Natasha and she can decide, we have done what she has asked us to do after all, we found the Satyr and his group who are probably sober enough to leave now, and we discovered the cause of Natasha's worries about her greenhouse. I'd say we've all earned a holiday."
Kemosabe
*touches his sagging skin and hairless scalp*
"yeah and some."
the group collects its belongings and injured, and exits the well.
Pomba Vesga
"You're a wise person, @Daisy the Hedgehog. Natasha will know what to do with the heart." Pomba Vesga winces, holding her side.
climbing out of the well you see @Natasha the Dryad standing arms crossed and not looking particularly happy.
you also see @Satyr and his group who look incredibly sorry for themselves, who are busy cleaning up the mess you made here and burying the cockatrices bodies.
Satyr
"oh joy have you come to help with burial detail?"
Jerry the Weasel
"yes I'm not sure why we are the ones cleaning up after your rampage through Natasha's Nursery"
Debra the Deer
"my head is killing me"
Bethany the Badger
"this doesn't seem fair at all."
Natasha the Dryad
*Natasha's face softens as she sees @Daisy the Hedgehog and comes to greet you*
"oh Daisy you had me so worried with so much ......."
*her face darkens*
"wanton destruction and death."
Daisy the Hedgehog
*lowers her head in shame*
"I am very sorry things got a little out of hand"
Natasha the Dryad
"clearly....... but at least you managed not to get drunk and defile the pools and paths of the vineyard."
*glares at the Satyr*
Daisy the Hedgehog
"we were able to complete the tasks you set for us however. we found the Satyr and his group under an enchantment and were able to free them, we were also able to discover the cause for your worries within the greenhouse"
*she offers Natasha the sack opening it slightly*
Natasha the Dryad
"oh dear that's....... wow.......kind of explains a lot...... not really..... but wow"
Natasha the Dryad
"I guess I'll take it...... I will give it a home here, somewhere where it won't be a danger to itself and others."
*she takes the sack.*
"thank you all for your assistance
Pomba Vesga
"No problem, it was fun. And we learned a lot, I guess."
Kemosabe
*gives a fake cough to interrupt*
"ummmm I don't suppose there is a reward by chance"
Daisy the Hedgehog
*glares at @Kemosabe *
Natasha the Dryad
07:47 AM
"oh of course I must thank you for stomping through my nursery, burning and breaking me paths and bridges, and killing a large amount of the wildlife which have found refuge here."
*she hands each of you a small parcel wrapped in leaves."
"thank you all ever so much, I hope the next time you are here you are a little more careful......."
*looking at @Kemosabe *
"what happened to you... you look...... hideous..."
Kemosabe
"thanks.... swallowed by your pet gelatinous cube."
Natasha the Dryad
"oh .... well.... yeah that can happen."
after a short uncomfortable silence the party takes their leave and returns to the entrance outside Natasha's Nursery.
Looking inside the small leaf wrapped parcel they find a small ring of entwined leafy vines, at the center a small purple berry sits nestled within clasping leaves. Putting on the ring it shifts and moves to fit perfectly and appears to be living jewelry of the finest quality.
for a short moment they stand silently looking at each other in the streets of Spring in the rain as the sun is starting to rise.
then as if all which could be said had already been said they turn and go their separate ways.
