An idiot's Guide to Surviving the Void

Diary entry one, Hello, I am Jonus, I was an average man with an average life, however that all toppled over when I died a comedically horrible death, however, I have no idea how I died. Now, I have entered a place that I have titled the void, I will be sharing tips and tricks on how to survive, to whoever finds this good luck.

Tip one: DON'T DRINK THE WATER!

If you are newcomer to this wonderful wonderful place I like to call the void, For the love of everything holy do not drink the water! I have learned this the hard way. Drinking the water has resulted in some interesting developments throughout my body. I have begun to sprout tentacles from my back which is odd considering that I have a tentacle fetish, Sue me! However, other individuals I have noticed have even weirder anomalies, like this one guy that I spotted who randomly sprouted three dicks after drinking the black water that's found everywhere on the ground. For the love of everything holy, Don't drink the water. This is your favorite survivalist Jonus peacing out!

I finished jotting down my entry with a satisfied smirk. Closing my book, I tucked my journal away and continue to trudge through the endless sea of black liquid that came up to my thighs. As I walked, I spotted several interesting entities lurking near a large black grassy hill. I cautiously approached them and smiled. Hello fellow creatures, I'm Jonus, can you point me to the direction a larger patch of land? One of the entities tilted their head and curiosity before glancing to the other two entities to either side of them. "Who the hell are you and how have you survived this long?" One male entity chirped out. "Like I said, my name is Jonus, I'm one of the newer souls here..." I stuttered out with a blush. "A new soul, hm? Well I'll be damned, I'm Rukhnarr, I'm one of the many entities that call this place home. These are my two friends, Sindale and Sadrokii. Be careful, they bite." Rukhnarr teased with a wink. "Okay? That's helpful to know..." I said with bit of sarcasm. "Oh come on, we're just teasin' you sweetie." Rukhnarr laughed flamboyantly. I looked them up and down and quickly realized all three of them were very masculine in nature and possibly very gay too. "So sweetie, why don't you come up on this little hill here and join us for a bite, you must be pretty hungry after that long trek." Sindale purred while eyeing me seductively. "Umm, no thanks, I'm good..." I stuttered out while blushing furiously. "Oh don't be a buzzkill honey, we want to see what those tentacles are made of..." Sadrokii giggled mischievously. I quickly turned around and began to nope the fuck out of there only to be grabbed swiftly by a large hand and promptly yanked back onto the island. The three entities were now surrounding me with mischievous smirks on their face. "Don't run honey, we promise we don't bite, not unless you want us to..." Rukhnarr purred in my ear.

Well shit, I guess I'm going to be fucked then...

I thought while vividly blushing and looking up at the three masculine entities that stood over me. "I suppose a little fun couldn't hurt... I can't remember the last time I was laid though..." I said while nervously twiddling my thumbs. Good boy, you won't regret this. Sadrokii whispered in my ear. I instantly shuddered at his hot breath touching my ear and I couldn't help but let out a small moan. "Quit teasing me... I don't like it..." I whispered with a vivid blush. "Oh honey, teasing is our style, if you don't like it then we'll stop, we may be entities of the void but at least we know right from wrong, unlike some of them..." Rukhnarr said mumbling the last part under his breath. I then felt one of them trail of clawed finger down my spine causing me to shudder. "If you want us to stop, say no right now and we will let you go. We're not rapists." "Consent is key for our species, and all of us respect it, those who don't respect it are booted out of the realm and sent directly to the deepest lakes of hell." Sadrokii said in a ginger yet seductive tone. I gulped and looked up at all of them before standing up and dusting my shaking legs off. "Well, I guess a quickie couldn't hurt, Lord knows I need to be laid..." I mumbled a bright red flush dusting my cheeks. "Good boy, you won't regret this... Now follow us, we'll take you to a safe place where we could show you heaven." Sindale whispered seductively in my ear. Then, Rukhnarr led me to a small quiet area covered by dense black foliage and glowing blue light that flittered about the area with grace. Then, with a gentle motion they laid out a large plush blanket and placed me on top of it. I gulped as all three of them revealed there true identities to me. To my surprise they were utterly gorgeous with Rukhnarr having pretty silver eyes and Sindelea and Sadrokii having matching purple eyes. As I drank in their muscular bodies my mind began to wander and I couldn't help but drool an unintentionally moan at the site of their unnatural looking members. "Are you ready for us pretty boy?" Sindele hummed while crouching in front of me and taking my chin in his hand. I quickly nodded and swallowed the saliva that was pulling in my mouth. "Yes, I'm ready... But please be gentle, I don't know how long I've been here and I can't remember the last time I was properly laid." I said my voice drenched with need and my body aching with desperation. Little did I know, my world was about to be completely in utterly demolished and I would gain three new members to my traveling band.