Kieran Devon
Welcome to the OBB, the Online Burn Book! On this website, you can submit anonymous confessions about the people around you. The only requirement? You must be a student at O’Brien Boffin High School. Now, welcome to the site, and let the hate . . . begin!
“What the hell is this?” Kieran muttered to himself as he clicked on the “Press Here to Sign Up” button. This was definitely what everyone was talking about at his school. After registering and creating a username, he was finally exposed to OBB High’s hottest topic.
“Shit,” he whispered as he scrolled down the page. All different types of insults and gossip were listed.
dontmesswithme: Sabrina Ghana needs to take a chill pill. The way she raises her hand for every single question is fucking annoying and has to stop.
---> Replies: 18 [press to view]
callmeking: I saw Matthew Parker and Andrew Selma making out under the bleachers. . . . Hit me up for a threesome, guys!
---> Replies: 42 [press to view]
foreveryours: If Erin Wallace could take a shower and put on some deodorant every once in a while, people would like her more.
---> Replies: 37 [press to view]
Kieran let out a low whistle as he continued reading. No wonder this site was all anyone talked about! The posts gave Kieran a new way to look at his fellow schoolmates, and the replies were freaking hilarious. All the comments made Kieran wonder if he should post a few of his own, when he saw his own name pop up.
singleandreadytomingle: Kieran Devon, if you’re reading this, I hope you know that no one actually cares about your life. We just act like we care because we’re being nice.
---> Replies: 13 [press to view]
Kieran’s eyes flashed as he reviewed the post. Fucking bitch, he thought bitterly as he pressed the button to see all replies.
---> Replies: 13 [press to view more]
harrysbae: @singleandreadytomingle loll! You a friend of his?
singleandreadytomingle: @harrysbae Unfortunately. 😥 You’re lucky if you’re not friends with him. What I said isn’t the only thing that sucks about him.
harrysbae: @singleandreadytomingle I see him in the cafeteria sometimes, but I don’t really talk to him.
bowdowntothequeen: @harrysbae Lucky you. Once Kieran starts talking, he never shuts up.
dogloverxoxo: @singleandreadytomingle @bowdowntothequeen Aren’t you guys being a little mean? He is your friend, isn’t he?
Kieran didn’t bother to read the rest of the replies. That was at least two of his friends pretending to like him, and he couldn’t stand knowing who else had commented negatively about him. Besides, he was already too pissed about the two to deal with even more.
I’ll find out who the two bastards really are and let them know how much I care about their lives, he grumbled as he resumed scrolling down the other posts. Soon, he came across another post that mentioned him.
nodirection: Wonder if Kieran Devon knew his breath literally smelled like dog shit today? There’s this thing people do where they brush their teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste. You should try it some time.
---> Replies: 21 [press to view]
Kieran slammed his laptop shut, not bothering to read the replies this time. Fuck all of them. Who did these people think they think they were, talking shit about him like that? And on a place where anybody could read it.
A few seconds later, Kieran glanced at his laptop, sighed, and opened it again. He was definitely pissed at the people talking about him like that, but just ignoring it wouldn’t be helpful at all. He could at least try to figure out who the people behind the usernames were.
Then he could humiliate them in real life and also comment shit about them on the website.
After all, this was a give-and-take world they lived in, and Kieran was also a strong believer of karma.
What goes around, comes around, fuckers, Kieran thought as he continued scrolling down the page.
