Rainy Day
Rain was falling outside, creating massive puddles. Sharon gazed out the window, bored out of her cotton picking mind. She loathed rainy days so much. Her friend, Clover, was baking cookies in the oven without Sharon's permission.
Uh excuse me, what do you think you're doing?" She demanded?
"Baking cookies, what does it look like?" She scoffed.
Sharon got out a cartoon mallet out of her jeans pocket and whacked Clover with it. She was out in a tizzy, with birds circling above her head, and her tongue sticking out. "Great horny toads, why use my oven without my permission?" She said.
Clover came to and was still dazed. "Der, which way did he go? Which way did he go?"
"He went that a way!" Sharon said. She quickly painted a tunnel on the wall. Clover ran into the tunnel, and got flattened by a train.
"Ain't I a stinker?" Sharon chuckled.
She waked her with a mallet 🤣