Prologue
Prologue
As Wren Calloway saw more and more success in streaming, he could no
longer escape the inescapable.
He realized that the people who had been misgendering him for months
were actually his biggest fans.
So, with the money coming in and and a fanbase to keep happy, he did
what any streamer, enticed by the sudden influx of cash would do.
He finally gave the people what they wanted.
“Okay you guys,” Wren said, “So I’m going live over on OF RIGHT NOW,
where you lovely, lovely paypigs can watch me stick THIS gigantic toy
somewhere where you’re gonna wanna see! Go over there and subscribe
now!”
WrenisWifeyFour: Already subscribed Wren!
WrenWantsBBC: DM me
IHEARTWREN: We’re glad you finally came around Wren!
*MIAMIABOBIA: After all that banning we did for you, Wren! You sold us
up Incel Cash Creek!*
MiaGallosPlaything: I’m not MAD, Wren. I’m just SEVERELY disappointed.
“I’m glad I am too!” Wren said. “Now you guys get on over there pronto!
Only 49.99 a month! *Muah* LOVE YOU GUYS!
Wren Calloway had finally done it.
He sold out.
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.....
Except he actually didn’t.
“ARRRRRGGGHHH!” Wren screamed.
Wren had a bad dream, and on cue as usual, Isis was already standing at
his door.
“Wren!” Isis exclaimed. “Everything okay.?”
Wren took a deep breath.
“I’m good Isis.” Wren said. “It was the OTHER dream.”
“A nightmare is a nightmare is a nightmare, Wren,” Isis said
“I agree,” Wren said. “But if I had a choice between nightmares, and
apparently, I don’t, but if I had a choice, I’d pick the femboy sellout
nightmare EVERY. TIME. Just out of pure principle.”
Isis said nothing. She only put her arms around Wren and held him until
he went back to sleep.