A Note from the Author (Please Read! 💖)
Hi everyone! I’m JJ, and I am so excited to welcome you to my story!
Before you dive into Chapter One, there are a few things you should know:
What is this book?
This is basically my actual life story, just a little bit exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect. It’s the chaotic tale of how I tried to wing woman my gay best friend Ryan, while he simultaneously tried to fix my single life by setting me up with one of his friends.
English is NOT my first language!
I am writing this in my second language, and these are old entries from my actual diary, so there might be a few grammar slip-ups or weirdly phrased sentences here and there. Please be kind about the typos. I am doing my absolute best!
The Golden Rule:
This book is meant to be read for a good time, not a smart time! Don’t expect a masterpiece of classic literature. It is pure fun and relatable chaos.
