Quests: a Guide for Inexperienced Questers

Why did I even agree to edit these crazy women’s writing: they put so many weird and unprofessional comments that added to the humor but were otherwise completely unnecessary. They were also very difficult to work with. They kept adding so many things that were completely unnecessary after I told them not to. I probably lost five years of my life because of the sheer stress this book caused me. I also most likely lost a few thousand brain cells from watching their pure stupidity and gained a few hundred grey hairs reading the unedited and edited versions of this book.

If these two madwomen decide to write a sequel (they will never pull it off) or take over the world (that honestly might happen) I will be hiding in a bomb, dragon, poison, and potion-proof bunker far, far, away from this chaos we now call the world of educational literature. Please do not take any comments seriously unless it seems like it is about a life or death situation as these authors have very unstable minds and I am surprised they have lived to be their ages. Actually, don’t listen to anything they say unless you can confirm it with another source because these two have no sense of self-preservation.

I am now going to go find a dry, old, boring book with an even dryer, older, and more boring author to edit in order to preserve my sanity. I never want to see or hear about these two lunatics or anything they do or make ever again. I hope you find this helpful or, gods forbid, even entertaining because I certainly don’t and never will.