Captain Quark and the Time Cheaters

"William Shatspeare has written a mind-bending and hilarious story that parallels the Avengers Infinity War epic. Instead of Thanos, Shatspeare's antagonist is a bloated, orange-skinned menace named Uranus Blowhard--who looks and acts a lot like the current occupant of the Oval Office. Above all else, Blowhard is desperate to claim the five Time Cheaters which will enable him to conquer the Infiniverse and expand his Roach Motel empire to every corner of the cosmos. The only thing standing in Blowhard's way is Max Muddle and his crack team of superheroes, The Funtastic Five. Characters from every well-loved pop culture universe--Star Trek, Marvel Comics, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Middle Earth, DC Comics, Pirates of the Caribbean, and more--hide Easter Eggs throughout this fast-paced adventure. Amidst all the fun and laughs Shatspeare constructs a subtle, but profound allegory about "the perils of Orange Supremacy." Without being heavy-handed, the Bard o' the Stars has crafted a tale that should be must-reading for every sentient being who gives a darn about Life, the Universe, and Everything."