Goodbye Privet Drive

Summary

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix parody song set to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John

Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Chapter 1


(VERSE 1)

When will the panic die down?

When will there be victory in the magical land?

I should listen to Dumbledore, that great man

I don’t want to live with my aunt and uncle forever

Hogwarts, can’t I stay with you?

I’m not a trophy for people to stare

This teen wizard’s too saddened to care

(CHORUS)

So goodbye Privet Drive

I even want to go back to the three-headed dog with the menacing growl

Why send me back to the Dursleys?

Hogwarts is my home

Let me get back to mailing with owls and walking in the woods

Using my wand and transfiguring a toad

My mind is not addled

I just want to say,” Goodbye Privet Drive”

(VERSE 2)

What will people think of me?

Will Voldemort end the lives of Ron and Hermione?

It will take Voldemort, his Death Eaters and me

Just to obtain a victory

But I won’t let him win

There are plenty of hexes that I’ve learnt

Creatures that have no soul

A few curse and my enemies will be “burnt”

(CHORUS)