Introduction
Hi! This is a book I’ve been working on for quite some time, so I hope you enjoy it!
Samuel Vendidit, Keeper of Lucifers contracts, was always sent on odd jobs around the three realms. Simple things really, securing prime real estate, e̶n̶s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶-Ahem- hire servants and other menial tasks. He lived in a ramshackle one bedroom apartment, with a glorious view towards his 83 year old neighbor’s bathroom. His life was always the same, he always did what was expected of him, and he even volunteered to clean up the park a few times. Overall, he was living a pretty good life. So when it takes him for a ride, will he be ready for it?
--Slight physical/emotional abuse-- Lots of swearing--People being unhealthily thin(I dunno if this is a trigger, but I don’t want to take chances)——Implications of religion/god——There will be trigger warnings--Rated mature for these facts--
Updates should be at least once a week. Please don’t steal my work, because Then I’d be forced to invert your kneecaps and turn them into soup bowls:). Daniel and Samuel are not together!!! There is very large age gap, and I’m pretty sure it would be illegal. Rest assured, this book will have a happy ending! I don’t think I have the heart to do anything too evil to them.
I’ve been told my writing style is quite confusing, so if you have any questions, please ask.
Disclaimers about the story: I hate love triangles, So there won’t be any in this book. Homophobia isn’t tolerated, no exceptions to that. There will be a happy ending! ~Samuel and Daniel are not in a romantic relationship with each other~ Pointing out spelling/grammar mistakes is definitely ok! If you don’t like something please tell me, and I’ll be sure to change it(if it’s reasonable) I’m an Atheist, so some things may be wrong, Hell/Heaven is based of of the Christian version of it. (I’m not sure if it’s Catholic or something else, if you know, please tell me)
That should be it! Have a great day!








